I can't believe that came from your mouth!
Dagger in the Ass
A woman in the UK was robbed at knifepoint. And after the crook took her money, he gave her something special that she didn’t realize she had for almost 4 months until she went to the hospital.
Yep, a six-inch knife blade sticking in her ass. For whatever reason she didn’t realize it was there until it started hurting her bladder. Story here. Previous X-Ray nightmares here.
Like This Post? Rate it and tell your friends! Click the Share button below.
| Print article | This entry was posted by Dr. Jones on September 23, 2009 at 11:27 am, and is filed under Bizarre, Crime, Stupid People. Follow any responses to this post through RSS 2.0. You can leave a response or trackback from your own site. |
No trackbacks yet.
I’m Gumby Dammit! Gimme All Your Money!
about 5 months ago - No comments
I knew you couldn’t trust this green squishy dude. Gumby caught on tape robbing a convenience store. From CBS here: San Diego police say a suspect, dressed up as Gumby, tried to rob a 7-Eleven on Labor Day. The botched robbery happened just after midnight Monday in Rancho Penasquitos. Surveillance tape shows the costumed bandit…
2011 Year of the Mob Continues
about 10 months ago - 5 comments
I have written before that 2011 is shaping up to be the year of the mob. The UK is going broke, and when modest cuts in their government budget is proposed, leftists and anarchists mass together to attack successful businesses. From the MailOnline here: Riot police struggle to control anti-capitalist protesters following the TUC’s national…
Robbed by a Clown While On the Crapper? Yes, Thanks Ohio
about 1 year ago - No comments
A woman was on the potty when a guy wearing a clown mask and wielding a knife robbed her. She knew something was up when the bathroom smelled funny. From the UPI here: An Ohio woman was surprised by a knife-wielding robber in a clown mask while sitting on her toilet. Cory Buckley, 20, allegedly…
Its Official: The TSA Considers Americans its Enemies
about 1 year ago - No comments
I have been patted down in airports abroad. Its not a big deal, and in fact, it goes quicker than the hoops the TSA make us jump through at our own airports here in America. The way it works over there, you send you things through an xray and then walk through a metal detector.…
Give TSA a Message Via XRAY!
about 1 year ago - No comments
I’m getting fed up with the high school dropouts enrolling in the new make-work program of the TSA, which stands for “thousands standing around.” So far I don’t think they have stopped a single terrorist, but they have been pretty good about making you throw away deodorant if it is over 3 ounces in size.…
When Keepin’ It Real Goes Wrong: Thug Fails to Mug Giant Tranny, Gets Three Years in Prison
about 1 year ago - 2 comments
Rufus Bowman had a plan. It wasn’t much of one, but he was a drug addict and needed to score an easy hit. So while on bail for possession he used a gun to try to rob a fugly tranny. The tranny outweighed him by three weight classes, and beat the hell out of him,…
Hiccup Killer
about 1 year ago - No comments
Hiccup Killer, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. Jennifer Mee finally got over her hiccups so she could embark on her short crime spree. She lured a man into a trap where he was robbed and shot to death. From abc here: ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. – A teenager once known as “Hiccup Girl” is one of three…
Hey Lady Put My Dog Down, OMGWTF??!
about 1 year ago - No comments
A transvestite captured a stray dog at a Cornish Castle and raped it. From News.com.au here: A CROSS-dressing man was caught having sex with a dog in the moat of a picturesque English Castle. The 33-year-old transvestite mounted the canine after it ran off from its owner at Pendennis Castle – a historical fortress in…
The Odyssey of the Gary McKinnon Extradition Continues
about 1 year ago - 4 comments
The new Government in the UK has foolishly granted arm flapping Asspie, UFO conspiracist and computer criminal Gary McKinnon yet another reprieve in McKinnon’s bid to avoid prosecution for damaging US computer systems after the 9/11 attacks. From the BBC here: The mother of UK computer hacker Gary McKinnon says she is “confident” the new…
What’s Up With British Schools? Mostly Kids in Trees
about 1 year ago - 2 comments
Saw these two bizarre stories from the UK dealing with idiotic teachers who endanger children instead of educating them. First up is a 5-year-old who climbed up a tree at school. And rather than getting the child down, the teachers left the kid up the tree for almost an hour because per policy, they weren’t…
about 2 years ago
Good thing it was an x-ray and not an MRI… owwwwwwwwwwwww. Though how do you not realize a knife is being shoved up there… I don’t get that one.