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Don’t Impress Your Man With a Stripper Pole
With the recent trend in stripper poles and pole-dancing exercises, some women think its a good idea to buy a stripper pole and surprise their man. It’s not a good idea. At all.
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Disclaimer:
The action sequences shown in this video are usually performed by highly trained pole performers in the Gentleman’s Club Entertainment Industry. The stunts usually shown, are extremely dangerous and should under no circimstances be attempted or duplicated by any individual who is not a trained professional pole performer.
Ladies… please don’t try this at home!
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Also, women don’t know how to attach hardware to an overhead joist.