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Archive for September, 2009
The Kitty Roadkill Toy
Sep 30th
What could be better for your tot than this nifty Kitty-Kat RoadKill action figure? It features bright blood, tread marks and protruding intestinal gore.
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Loading ...3 PM Music: The Rifles – “The Great Escape”
Sep 30th
This is a great Indy Rock song from the UK. It has a great hook and is the coolest use of Sharpies Markers in a music video you will see all year. Enjoy.
The Rifles’ website is here.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Caylee Anthony Left a Blood-Stained Silhouette
Sep 30th
An email from an FBI investigator says that computer enhanced imaging of the trunk of Casey Anthony’s car shows a blood-stained silhouette of a child in a fetal position. Can we inject Casey Anthony’s face with a flesh eating bacteria yet?
From FoxNews here:
An FBI forensics lab identified a blood stain outline of a child in the fetal position in the trunk liner of accused child killer Casey Anthony’s car, according to newly released documents.
The information came in an e-mail from FBI Intelligence Analyst Karen B. Cowan to another agency employee written on Tuesday, Sept. 30, 2008.
Anthony, 23, of Orlando, is charged with murdering her 2-year-old daughter Caylee, hiding the child’s remains and lying to investigators about a baby sitter kidnapping her.
“If you look closely at this photo, there appears to be the outline or silhouette of a child in the fetal position,” Cowan wrote.
It is interesting that this is a leaked email between two FBI employees. I hope it doesn’t put the case in jeopardy that leaks to the media are happening. But if this is true it just adds to the horror of what this party girl did to her daughter.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Dan Rather is Bitter
Sep 30th
Dan Rather is Bitter, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.
Dan Rather faked a news story with the intent to unseat a President during a time of war. When he was fired for that he sued CBS for 70 million bucks. The state of New York Court of Appeals laughed at the suit and told him to GTFO. This effectively kills the lawsuit and hopefully puts this old tainted newsman out to pasture. Drudge said that Rather spent 5 million bucks of his own cash on lawyers.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Little Known Fact: Muslim Girls Can’t Look Up
Sep 30th
Little Known Fact: Muslim Girls Can’t Look Up, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.
Maybe this is true but antiwar propaganda trick number 1 is to claim civilian deaths due to any military operation. But according to the BBC here:
RAF leaflet box kills Afghan girl
The Ministry of Defence is investigating the death of a young Afghan girl who died after being hit by a box of leaflets dropped by the RAF. The information leaflets were dropped in boxes from an RAF Hercules aircraft in Helmand province on 23 June.
The box failed to break apart in mid-air and landed on top of the girl who died later in hospital.
One more virgin added to the martyr jackpot. Thanks to Tuffer for the story.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Cleveland to Host Gay Olympics
Sep 29th
As an update to last week’s post about the East Cleveland Mayor who was outed by having his tranny pictures splashed on the news- He lost. Voters swear it wasn’t because the guy was a cross-dressing wierdo. And they proved it by winning the rights to host the 2014 Gay Olympics.
From the BigOne here:
Cleveland has been awarded the 2014 International Gay Games.
The Gay Games will have around 12,000 participants and an estimated 100,000. The 14 original contenders for host city were whittled down to three; Cleveland, Boston and Washington, DC. The winning city was announced from Cologne, Germany—the site of the 2010 games.
So what kind of events do they have for athletes who define themselves by who they have sex with? I suspect a lot of unmanly games like synchronized swimming, badminton, and male pair figure-skating. But some events will not be appropriate for sensitive viewers, like the “pole vault”, “greco-roman wrestling” or the “hammer toss.” Some new events you won’t find at the regular olympics includes “bear hunting,” “pitching and catching,” and the “100 meter clench.” And as tribute to the hosting city there is the “Steamer” competition.
Instead of gold medals, the winners will earn a pink sock.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...NSF Still Jerking It
Sep 29th
The pantsless employees of NSF are back in the news. I wrote about them back in January about how employees don’t wear pants at work to make it easier to surf porn. HotAir reports today that the inspector general had to stop chasing fraud cases and concentrate on the massive amounts of bandwidth being wasted on porn.
This must be part of the efficiency that Barack Obama hails in government-run programs, right? The Washington Times says that porn surfing at the National Science Foundation got so bad and wasted so much time and money that the Inspector General had to postpone investigations into grant fraud to stop it. They will probably have to do the same thing next year, too, before they can stamp it out entirely:
Employee misconduct investigations, often involving workers accessing pornography from their government computers, grew sixfold last year inside the taxpayer-funded foundation that doles out billions of dollars of scientific research grants, according to budget documents and other records obtained by The Washington Times.
The problems at the National Science Foundation (NSF) were so pervasive they swamped the agency’s inspector general and forced the internal watchdog to cut back on its primary mission of investigating grant fraud and recovering misspent tax dollars.
The American Federation of Government Employees Union there might be the ones preventing anyone from implementing proper content filters. I have heard of them doing this in other federal agencies. If this is the case, the bigger issue, besides Federal Government agencies wasting tax dollars on porn is that their legitimate business there is at real risk of tampering and theft by hackers. Without content filters, you can’t stop drive by downloads, block malicious sites and can’t monitor violations of policies that threaten the enterprise. I bet the NSF is maggoty with botnets and backdoors.
What are employee unions doing setting IT policy??
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...How’s That Hope Working For You?
Sep 28th
All of the bailouts. All of the stimulus. All of the hope and change. If Obama’s goal was to help the poor, he is a failure. According to stats out today, poverty is at a 12 year high. Of course, he will just blame Bush and punish the successful with higher taxes and salary caps.
From the AP here:
The recession has hit middle-income and poor families hardest, widening the economic gap between the richest and poorest Americans as rippling job layoffs ravaged household budgets.
The wealthiest 10 percent of Americans — those making more than $138,000 each year — earned 11.4 times the roughly $12,000 made by those living near or below the poverty line in 2008, according to newly released census figures. That ratio was an increase from 11.2 in 2007 and the previous high of 11.22 in 2003.
Household income declined across all groups, but at sharper percentage levels for middle-income and poor Americans. Median income fell last year from $52,163 to $50,303, wiping out a decade’s worth of gains to hit the lowest level since 1997.
Poverty jumped sharply to 13.2 percent, an 11-year high.
The findings come as the federal government considers new regulations to rein in executive pay at companies in which it has invested. President Barack Obama also typically cites the need for higher taxes on the wealthy to pay for health care overhaul and other measures, arguing that the wealthy have disproportionately benefited from tax cuts during the Bush administration.
Yep. Punish the productive and cap salaries. That will make the poor feel better about themselves.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Camp Pervy
Sep 28th
Billy here is mighty proud to be pitching a tent in the woods. That tent looks brand new to me so maybe this is a photo op. He has to live as a permanent urban outdoorsman because the Georgia laws restrict registered sex offenders from being anywhere that is 1000 feet from children. The AP’s caption says:
William Hawkins, a convicted sex offender, leans on a tree next to his tent in an encampment of sex offenders in a wooded area of Marietta, Ga. on Sept. 23, 2009. Nine people on the sex offender registry live in the camp, saying Georgia’s strict sex offender law has left them few options. The law bans sex offenders from living, working or loitering within 1,000 feet of schools, churches parks and other spots where children gather.
Here is his sex offender’s page at the Georgia Bureau of Investigation. Seem’s like this isn’t the first tent he’s pitched.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Little Drummer Boy
Sep 28th
Cartney loves to pound on Papaw’s electric drums. He does pretty good with drumsticks keeping them on the drumheads and no longer bangs on other objects in the room- like Papaw’s guitars or glasstop coffee table.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Environmentalist Liberal Elite of Aspen Told to be “Mean to Bears”
Sep 27th
The has been a huge surge in black bear sightings and encounters in and around Aspen, Colorado. Wildlife officials say that in order to deter encounters with these animals, residents should be “mean” to the bears.
From ABCNews here:
Famously dubbed the Rodeo Drive of the Rockies, Aspen, Colo., is home to gourmet restaurants, fine jewelry stores, luxury hotels and, for a few months in the summer, bears.
More Photos”Bears are emblematic of the Aspen community,” said Aspen resident Mark Goodman. “They are wild, beautiful, fabulous creatures that are awesome, yet you keep your distance … the beauty and the fear is what makes it so fascinating.”
Fascinating, but this year, it’s a dangerous problem. Aspen police report a nearly tenfold increase in the number of bear sightings in town. Wildlife experts think that a moist spring caused a berry shortage, forcing hungry bears to wander into town in search of food.
Officials are now concerned that across Colorado too many wild bears have developed a tasted for human food and are getting used to people. They are now actively telling residents to be, literally, mean to the bears. Yell at them, throw rocks and if they charge you, stand up to them.
But being staunch liberals who despise owning guns or mistreating animals, many of the Aspen residents have taken to holding protests, calling the bears “racist,” and are writing HuffingtonPost and DailyKos articles accusing bears of trying to block abortion clinics.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Notorious Child Rapist Finally Captured
Sep 27th
Roman Polanski was arrested on outstanding warrants in Zurich, Switzerland when he tried to show up to collect a stupid lifetime achievement award for “avoiding arrest on rape charges” and something about film-making.
From the LATimes here:
Three decades after he fled the United States following his arrest for unlawful sex with a 13-year-old girl, Roman Polanski was taken into custody in Zurich this morning and faces extradition to Los Angeles.
Polanski was arrested 31 years ago at a Beverly Hills hotel after a 13-year-old girl accused him of sexually assaulting her during a photo shoot at actor Jack Nicholson’s house.
A 1978 arrest warrant, issued after he failed to appear at his sentencing on the statutory-rape conviction, is still in effect, and he would be taken into custody upon arrival on U.S. soil. The director of “Chinatown” and “Rosemary’s Baby” has not returned to the U.S. since then but continues to work as a director, winning an Oscar for “The Pianist.”
Polanski, the famed film director whose career continued to flourish even after fleeing for Europe, was arrested as he arrived in the Swiss city to accept an award at the Zurich Film Festival.
The Los Angeles County district attorney’s office learned last week that Polanski had plans to travel to Zurich this weekend, said Sandi Gibbons, spokeswoman for the district attorney’s office.
According to Wikipedia he also dosed the girl with quaaludes and gave her champagne. Know why the LA prosecutors want him back so bad? He is just about the only celebrity they have managed to convict in the past 30 years.
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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 6) Loading ...7:30 PM Kids Music: “Bulldozer”
Sep 26th
This is my kid’s new favorite YouTube Video and I’m sharing mostly because of the cheesy music and the vocals. I like to pretend that it is Derek Zoolander doing the song.
After you’ve heard this about a dozen times you catch yourself humming “They call him Dozer” when you are out grocery shopping.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Did You Know There Are Jewish Doves?
Sep 25th
At the UN International Day of Peace on September 21st, (LOL that wasn’t on MY calendar) the Afghanistan government released a bunch of doves to symbolize a 24 hour period where they won’t try to kill the infidels. The old guy in the fez had the zionist dove which sadly, didn’t survive the ceremony.
Thanks to Gadling for the clip.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...I Think I Could Beat Up a Turkey or Three
Sep 25th
I don’t care how big it is. The damn thing has hollow bones and a remarkably scrawny neck that is pretty easy to grasp and squeeze. And I bet I could punt one at least 20 yards. But watch how these weak suburbanites respond to a Turkey Confrontation. Dear God, the screams!
With everyone running from these gobblers, its no wonder they have taken to bullying little kids. Just smack one right upside the beak and make its wattle shake real good and they won’t mess with you again. Never let food push you around. By the way, a group of turkeys is collectively called a “rafter of turkeys.”
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(2 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Cleveland Deserves This Tranny Mayor
Sep 25th
I mentioned before that I really don’t like Cleveland, Ohio. The place is the devil’s armpit with no taxis. Eric Brewer is running for re-election to the Mayor’s seat and the election is in a few days. Suddenly several dozen photos surface of the mayor fully engaged in cross dressing. Eric Brewer’s response is to blame the police because he had previously called the cops racist.
From WKYC here:
Days before a primary election decides the outcome of the mayor’s race in East Cleveland, shocking and disturbing photos, allegedly of incumbent Mayor Eric Brewer, are being circulated in the community.
Channel 3 News has obtained nearly four dozen graphic and some times X-rated photos of a man that sources say is Brewer. In some photos, the man is in seductive poses, wearing women’s lingerie, a wig and lipstick.
At a news conference today, Brewer refused to say if he was the individual being photographed.
“While I am not and will not authenticate any of the pictures, since it appears as if they and the e-mails my opponent has caused to distributed are personal in nature, the fact is they are embarrassing to our city,” Brewer said.
Instead, he accused his opponent in next week’s mayoral election, City County President Gary Norton, and city police officers of distributing the photos in the community.
Brewer said city police are retaliating after he called on the U.S. Justice Department to investigate accusations that city police officers are racists and bullies.
A devastating and absolutely hilarious political blow. Here is the funniest:
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Midnight Music: Carolina Liar – “Show Me What I’m Looking For”
Sep 24th
I think this guy is looking for a way to get the heck out of Atlantic City.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...This is Better Than a Stupid Pink Ribbon
Sep 24th
I like this strategy for ads for breast cancer research. Show the people what you are paying for. Save the Boobs!
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...ACORN Files a LOLSuit
Sep 24th
The butthurt employees of ACORN who were fired when O’Keefe and Giles produced those hilarious pimp videos showing how ACORN routinely engages in underage child sex slavery, are suing. The lawsuit hinges on a stupid Maryland law that says you can’t record anyone, but this LOLsuit is destined to fail. I think the suit will end up something like this:
Michelle Malkin has more, including a link to the lawsuit.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Reason 8 to HomeSchool: Teachers Won’t Take Bible School Songs and Twist Them To Praise Obama
Sep 24th
Update! The video was filmed by, according to Michelle Malkin here:
Charisse Carney-Nunes. Via ModernConservative, Carney-Nunes is senior vice president of The Jamestown Project, “the award-winning author of the children’s books, I Am Barack Obama (2009),” and according to her biography, “a graduate of Harvard Law School, where she was a schoolmate of President Obama.”
Exurban League says:
The Burlington Township School District, to which B. Bernice Youngs Elementary School belongs, posted the following Letter to Parents this morning.
Dear Burlington Township Families:
Today we became aware of a video that was placed on the internet which has been reported in the media. The video is of a class of students singing a song about President Obama. The activity took place during Black History Month in 2009, which is recognized each February to honor the contributions of African Americans to our country. Our curriculum studies, honors and recognizes those who serve our country. The recording and distribution of the class activity were unauthorized.
If you have any further questions regarding this matter, please do not hesitate to contact me or Dr. King, Principal of B. Bernice Young School, directly.
Sincerely,
Dr. Christopher M. Manno,
Superintendent of Schools
Two things in this video- The line the soloist white boy sings “red and yellow black and white, we are equal in his sight” is from a childrens sunday school song, “Jesus loves the little Children” but in that song the second part is “they are precious in his sight.” Next, the melody they use to sing hallelujah to Obama to is the Battle Hymn of the Republic, a Civil War Hymn that invokes the Glory of God.
And we were told that Obama talking to children at the schools would be harmless. But I warned that teachers would pull this kind of crap. Thanks to HotAir for this shocking vid.
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