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Heard of Cash for Clunkers? Here Comes Dollars for Dildos

I have said it before, and I will say it again. Eco-worshipping whackjobs are self-loathing copromaniacs who are obsessed with their own bodily waste, buttholes and vaginas. I have documented previously how they want everyone to drink their own urine, and to restrict everyone to one piece of toilet paper, want to flush the toilet only once per week, and even reusing tampons.  They even want to ban flushing toilets altogether.   They even made a battery that requires you to pee into it to power it, getting urine all over your fingers.  These freaks think that two-ply toilet paper is more damaging to the environment than driving Hummers.  And instead of using MaxiPads, they insist you use these reusable eco-pads.  And now they want you to mail in your dirty used dildos for a 10 dollar coupon.

From InventorSpot here:

To recycle the sex toys drop it in the mail. Please clean them first. Yes, they can be used sex toys. They can also be unused. They can even be broken sex toys. When the toys arrive at the Dreamscapes Recycling location the toys are clean and disassemble into parts. The parts are then sent to select recycling facilities. Every part of each sex toy is recycled and/or disposed of responsibly: the batteries, the hard (no pun intended) plastics, the rubber, the silicone, the metal, the motor and any e-waste.

Dreamscapes rewards everyone for recycling their sex toys too. “For every package of toys* you send in to be recycled, you will receive a $10 gift card.

So who is behind this disgusting greeing effort?

This guy, David Kowalsky, who runs a blog telling women how to find their G-Spots and to keep their ladybits tight by doing kegels and how to do fisting. He kindly tells women that:

Fisting can be extremely pleasurable and usually you can get your whole hand inside you or your partner’s pussy and for those who are into large penetration, nothing quite compares and is a bigger turn-on than the feeling of a whole hand inside of you.

Dude.

So for those of you that think this would be a good idea, go ahead and give your home address to this kinky dude who would love to fist meet you.

Dr. Jones

Do not talk about fight club. Oops.

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