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Archive for July, 2009
Al Sharpton Demands Michael Jackson Postage Stamp
Jul 6th
Mostly because he wants children all over the US to flip Jacko over and lick his backside.
“Sorry sweetie, this bread is only for little boys. Do you have a brother?”
From KTLA here:
Reverend Al Sharpton is using his Sunday appearance at The First A.M.E. Church in South Los Angeles to call for a U.S. Postage stamp honoring Michael Jackson, as well as national day of mourning.
Sharpton faces a steep challenge in getting the stamp approved, as commemorative stamps cannot even be considered until 5 years after the subject’s death, according to the U.S. Postal Service.
I bet Al Sharpton can’t wait to finish picking at the flesh of this dead formerly-black celebrity so he can get back to the important business of race baiting and shaking down “Whitey.”
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Jul 6th
Tragic July 4th deaths on Ocracoke Island. The truck that was used to transport the July 4th fireworks exploded in a parking lot near the launch site. According to Robb’s Facebook Post, 40 minutes worth of fireworks went up in 4 seconds. Four workers died in the blast or shortly afterwards at the hospital from their wounds.
Smoke is seen across Ocracoke Island, N.C. Saturday, July 4, 2009, after a truckload of fireworks exploded on a remote island dock, killing one worker and injuring others preparing for an Independence Day celebration, authorities said. The explosion shook homes and businesses and was heard across a village on the southern end of Ocracoke Island, which is the only inhabited part of the 15-mile spit of land.
From the NewsObserver here:
A fourth victim has died from injuries suffered in Saturday’s fireworks explosion on Ocracoke Island.
Three of the victims were members of The Lord’s Table church in Goldsboro, and another had visited there a few times, said Mitch Ham, the worship pastor and music director there.
Ham identified the four as Terry Holland, Lisa Simmons, Charles Kirkland Jr. and Mark Hill, who was not a regular church member. Holland was a building and maintenance worker at The Lord’s Table, Ham said.
The explosion Saturday morning killed one employee of Melrose South Pyrotechnics, a South Carolina fireworks display company instantly while three others died after the blast. A fifth employee is in fair condition with minor burns.
As someone pointed out in the comments on the story, this truck reached the island via a ferry. Thankfully this tragedy wasn’t compounded by having the accident during transport and contributing to more deaths. The islanders had a memorial parade for those workers killed.
You know who else went out in a blaze of glory on Ocracoke? Blackbeard.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Sing a Song of Cap and Trade
Jul 5th
As I enjoy a 5th of July in 68 degree weather and want to bitch-slap every Global Warming zealot, I thought I would share this video I found on HotAir. It is a song that explains how Cap and Trade is massive tax that will mostly target the poor and middle class.
This travesty of a bill is before the Senate now. Lets hope there are some people there with some common sense and realizes that Global Warming is a hoax.
Update! Eagle-eye Jess identified this singer as Remy, who was previously featured here singing about Arlington. Check out his site here which has several other epic songs!
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...The Bitch Set ‘im Up Again!
Jul 5th
In a brilliant move by the man, Washington DC councilman and former mayor, Marion Barry, was arrested again.
From NBCwashington here:
D.C. councilman and former mayor Marion Barry was arrested Saturday night and charged with stalking a woman, police said.
The United States Park Police said Barry was arrested in Washington after a woman flagged down an officer and complained that Barry was stalking her.
Barry was charged with misdemeanor stalking and released.
The Man is always trying to keep Marion Barry down, yet he still overcomes the persecution. Why? Because he keeps it real, yo!
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Zombie Family
Jul 4th
While most of us celebrated the Fourth by eating hotdogs, grilling steaks or hitting the swimming pool, the fine residents of Seattle dressed up as zombies for a zombie festival.
See the rest of the photos here.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Lori Drew Walks. All Charges Dropped in Megan Meier Cyberbullying Case
Jul 3rd
I hate to say I told you so, but I told you so.
I had predicted that Lori Drew wouldn’t do a day in jail. This case was about lying to someone over email, and if the Federal Government wants to start prosecuting that, they need to build a whole lot of new jails.
The judge in the case just dismissed all charges against Lori Drew because to convict her of lying on a website would also convict everyone else who has ever done the same and he called that unconstitutional. Lori Drew is now a free woman.
Megan Meiers, the 13 year old victim of cyber bullying
From the AP here:
A federal judge on Thursday tentatively threw out the convictions of a Missouri mother for her role in a MySpace hoax directed at a 13-year-old neighbor girl who ended up committing suicide.
U.S. District Judge George Wu said he was acquitting Lori Drew of misdemeanor counts of accessing computers without authorization but stressed the ruling was tentative until he issues it in writing.
She was convicted in November, but the judge said that if she is to be found guilty of illegally accessing computers, anyone who has ever violated the social networking site’s terms of service would be guilty of a misdemeanor. That would be unconstitutional, he said.
Prosecutors had sought the maximum three-year prison sentence and a $300,000 fine, but it had been uncertain going into Thursday’s hearing whether Drew would be sentenced.
Drew’s bond was exonerated by the judge.
Defense attorney Dean Steward said outside court that the U.S. attorney’s office in Los Angeles should not have brought the charges in a case that originated in Missouri and was rejected by prosecutors there. Steward said the ruling should mark the end of Drew’s criminal case.
My heart still goes out to the Meier family and I hope they can some day find peace.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Reason 238 to HomeSchool: Your 5th Grader Won’t Get Porno DVD Featuring Teacher Masturbating
Jul 3rd
As I said before, if the teachers aren’t raping the children, they are finding ways to distribute pornography to them. Check out the video below featuring Crystal Defanti, a 5th grade teacher of Sacramento’s Isabelle Jackson Elementary school, writhing in pixelated pleasure on a DVD she gave to her students. The DVD was supposed to feature videos of class trips as some type of memoir, but there were 6 seconds of her on the couch having sex with someone she probably met on Match.Com since that site is just maggoty with horny schoolteachers.
Crystal Defanti, a naughty schoolteacher
I LOL’d at the end of the video when they said the students will get a new DVD, one that is new, improved, and porn free! Think the kids still want it? The first one is certainly more memorable now.
Of course her defense lawyer is on the scene saying it was stupid, but not illegal. I think it was very illegal. Even accidental distribution of pornography to children is against the law.
And how do you accidentally burn a pornographic video file to a DVD? The technology doesn’t work like an old VHS tape where you might record over a portion of a tape and have an old video underneath play when the newer recording is over. You have to choose to include that digital file as part of your editing software. Is this whore stupid enough to not only record videos of herself getting nailed, but also dumb enough to name the files something similar as the files she is editing containing her kids from class? This stupid whore of a teacher should be more careful in her next career.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Best BBQ in Louden County
Jul 2nd
We were out shopping for the holiday weekend, and we were hungry so we pulled into Pappa Duke’s BBQ, which is basically a diner cart in some guy’s backyard at the corner of Cascades and Woodland road in Sterling.
Pappa Duke piled up a plate of ribs for me and half a smoked chicken for Jess and a good side of home made potato chips. OMG it was so good!
The ribs were succulent and falling off the bone and the chicken was the most flavorful, juiciest chicken ever. I’m definitely going back soon. The website is here.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Fat Ugly Lesbian Women Blame Ariel of Little Mermaid for Their Own Miserable Lives
Jul 2nd
Or something like that. All I know is these women need a little makeup and need to stop being so pissed off at men who find them to be undateable hags. Meet Emily Kazyak and Karin Martin. They spend their time sexualizing children to understand why so many of them grow up normal and want to have babies of their own. To lesbians like them, this is horribly unfair, so, to fix this imbalance, they are demanding that G-rated Disney movies be re-written to make all of the princesses fat, unattractive and have rotting ovaries like Kazyak and Martin do.
“Damn your fishy hide, Ariel!” claim two women who look surprisingly just like Ursula
Check out the ridiculous research paper these angry women’s studies lesbians wrote, accusing Disney of promoting “heteronormative” stereotypes:
Researchers at the University of Michigan have concluded that the love stories told in classic Disney and other G-rated children’s films – such as the Little Mermaid – are partially to blame for the pervasiveness of what they label “heteronormativity.”
“Despite the assumption that children’s media are free of sexual content, our analyses suggest that these media depict a rich and pervasive heterosexual landscape,” wrote researchers Emily Kazyak and Karin Martin.
The results, say the researchers, illustrate two ways that the children’s films “construct heterosexuality”: through “depictions of hetero-romantic love as exceptional, powerful, transformative, and magical,” and “depictions of interactions between gendered bodies in which the sexiness of feminine characters is subjected to the gaze of masculine characters.”
“Characters in love are surrounded by music, flowers, candles, magic, fire, balloons, fancy dresses, dim lights, dancing and elaborate dinners,” the researchers observed. The movies were… “heavily gendered depictions and glorified portrayals of heterosexual relationships.”
Maybe these women are just pissed off because their surroundings in their love life are not filled with dining and dancing and flowers, but rather, strap-ons, flavored oils and grating Indigo Girls albums. And seriously, who the hell pays these stupid broads good money to study the sexual relationships and roleplaying of children? According to Martin’s bio she:
My research has examined gender differences in pubertal experience and first sex; how kids’ bodies are gendered in preschool
How preschoolers’ bodies are gendered??! WTF is that?? Sending your kids to college seems like a huge waste of time and money if this is the crap they teach. Thanks to Moonbattery for the story.
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(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 6) Loading ...10 PM Music: Texas – “In Demand”
Jul 1st
I was playing around with the new search engine Bing, which conveniently orders all of the top music artists and all of their videos for music fans like me to browse through. I stumbled across this band’s name, Texas, and was intrigued because I haven’t heard of them before, and the band is Scottish, but they play American-style country music. And then I saw this video where the lead singer Sharleen Spiteri and actor Alan Rickman were getting cuddly in the back of a convertible. Hmmm, Interesting… Thought this isn’t exactly my style of music, the video is cool, especially when Sharleen and Rickman tango at a gas station. Check it out.
And Rickman isn’t the only big-name moviestar to get all cuddly with Sharleen Spiteri. In this video here, Luc Besson gets some snuggle time.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...College Humor’s WebSite Story
Jul 1st
This is a great spoof on West Side Story, but updated for the Internet age. Enjoy.
All my thanks goes to Marco Mo.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Get IE8 B4 OMGIGP
Jul 1st
Dean Kane explains why it is so important to use the InPrivate mode of IE8. UPDATE! Not anymore. Microsoft seems to have taken down this epic video because it featured a chick puking through her nose in disgust at her husband’s porn surfing habits. So instead, this is a video on sharing, which is also kinda funny.
On a related note, I saw this picture today on FARK and I LOL’d.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...McKinney Failboat Tries to Run the Israeli Blockade Again
Jul 1st
Wild-haired moonbat Cynthia McKinney, who was once a loud-mouthed congresswoman from Georgia had previously tried to enter a warzone in Gaza to deliver humanitarian supplies to terrorists there. The Israeli Navy turned her away after ramming her stupid boat several times. McKinney came back for more, with similar results.
OMG!! The Israeli Navy is after us again! This is an outrage!
From YidwithaLid here:
This past December McKinney, who was once arrested for slapping a US Capitol Policeman who asked her for ID, decided to get on a boat in an attempt to get around Israel’s blockade and dock the vessel in a war zone so she could help and resupply the terrorist group Hamas. McKinney was on the boat as it was damaged by an Israeli navy vessel which rammed it three times before it was sent on its merry moonbat way home.
The brain cell deprived McKinney decided that once was not enough, as she left Cyprus on a boat toward terrorist controlled Gaza and expected a different result.
And from HotAir here:
Former U.S. lawmaker and Green Party presidential candidate Cynthia McKinney, whose relief boat was seized by an Israeli naval ship Tuesday for the second time in a year, is demanding the immediate release of her and 20 other activists.
McKinney, a longtime supporter of Palestinians, said her Greek-flagged boat, the Spirit of Humanity, was carrying medical supplies, cement, olive trees and children’s toys to Gaza when it was boarded by the Israeli navy.
“This is an outrageous violation of international law against us,” said McKinney. “Our boat was not in Israeli waters and we were on a human rights mission to the Gaza Strip. President Obama just told Israel to let in humanitarian and reconstruction supplies, and that’s exactly what we tried to do. We’re asking the international community to demand our release so we can resume our journey.”
Next time the Navy should shoot them on sight. Please?
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