When I was on vacation I made a rare impulse buy. I picked up set 1 of The Cubes, Bob. This is Bob below.
He comes with awesome motivational posters, his own computer, filing cabinet and deskphone. You can buy other Cubes too and build your own tiny cubefarm of despair. You can also get Ann.
Or maybe the IT guy:
Check out the whole set at CubeFigures.com here.
The IT guy is pretty cool… but I believe having an entire cube farm would creep out people at the office (or in my case, school)