Awesome Texts From Last Night

Saw this over at FARK. Textsfromlastnight.com is a collection of text messages sent by people either at the height of debauchery or the moment of fail.

Some great examples are:

(215): drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
(1-215): omg no way im finding him!
(215): he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as “party girl” which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.

(850): come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.

(714): I need hand sanitizer and jesus.

(936): what do kids with lesbian moms do for father’s day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?

(703): Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
(215): I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.

(954): you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you’re sober now

There are tons more. Check ’em out.