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Archive for April, 2009
Reason 124 to Homeschool: Yet Another Special Education Teacher Rapes a Student
Apr 6th
Meet Kristi Baeta, a 38 year old teacher in California’s Cesar Chavez Middle School. She was teaching her Special Ed class the other day when all of the hugging of retarded children got her so moist that she wandered the halls and raped a 13 year old boy.
From InsideBayArea here with thanks to BadBadTeacher here:
A 38-year-old middle school teacher was arrested and charged this week with sex crimes. She is accused of having a relationship with a 13-year-old male student.
Cesar Chavez Middle School teacher Kristina Anna Baeta, of Newark, was charged Thursday with several counts of lewd acts with a child. Baeta, who was arrested Tuesday, has been placed on administrative leave.
Baeta taught an elective and special education class at Cesar Chavez, but noted the victim was not a special education student.
Relatives of the boy contacted the district this week after finding communications between the student and teacher that were sexual in nature.
Like all teacher rapists, instead of losing their job, they get a free paid vacation. And it seems that the school teacher was busted by sending dirty instant messages to the kid too.
I couldn’t help but note the irony of a recent flyer sent home by the school urging parents to call their state senators, representatives, and Gov. Schwarzenegger to protest cuts in the education budget. Chief among the complaints is that there would be fewer teachers on the payroll. To me that just translates into fewer government-paid rapists that would prey on kids. Other Special Ed rapist teachers can be found here and here. And here. Oh and here too. And uh.. this one too.
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Apr 5th
At approximately 9:38 PM tonight in her expansive estate in Chicago, Illinois, Oprah Winfrey, 54, emerged from the bathroom after flushing her last viable egg down the toilet.
Hello menopause!
Guys wince when they see other other guys get whacked in the nuts with a hockey puck or a low blow in a boxing match. Girls wince when you start talking about how few eggs another woman has left.
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Apr 4th
Awesome toe-tapping music here from Spoon featuring a great video all shot in one take. Enjoy.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Beating Muslim Women for Fun and Profit
Apr 3rd
This woman writhing on the ground in this video enjoys this treatment. This is how Muslim women have a “spa day.” Her brother is holding her feet because public beatings are mostly about family get-togethers. Enjoy.
From the Guardian here:
A video showing a teenage girl being flogged by pakistani villagers has emerged from the Swat Valley in Pakistan, offering a shocking glimpse of militant brutality in the once-peaceful district, and a sign of Taliban influence spreading deeper into the country.
The two-minute video, shot using a mobile phone, shows a burka-clad woman face down on the ground. Two men hold her arms and feet while a third, a black-turbaned fighter with a flowing beard, whips her repeatedly.
“Please stop it,” she begs, alternately whimpering or screaming in pain with each blow to the backside. “Either kill me or stop it now.”
Reached by phone, Taliban spokesman Muslim Khan claimed responsibility for the flogging. “She came out of her house with another guy who was not her husband, so we must punish her. There are boundaries you cannot cross,” he said. He defended the Taliban’s right to thrash women shoppers who were inappropriately dressed, saying it was permitted under Islamic law.
The woman in the video, named as Chaand and believed to be aged 17, was punished on suspicion of having had an illicit relationship with a married man. She did not receive a trial. “The whole case is based on the suspicions of one neighbour,” said Minallah.
The woman’s brother is among the men pinning her down, she added. “It’s symbolic that he does it with his own hands. It gives him honour in local society, that he has done it for the sake of religion.”
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Chinese Gaping Vagina Prom Dress
Apr 3rd
This is what all the slutty high school girls will be wearing to the prom this year, because nothing signals that that you’re ready to put high heel scuff marks on the ceiling of the back seat of your date’s car than a dress with a gaping silk labia built into it.
The dress is a Benjamin and it will take about 2 weeks for Chinese seamstresses to throw it together and ship it. Thanks to BWE for the LOL picture.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...42: The Answer to Life, the Universe and Everything
Apr 2nd
I had a great birthday today, and thanks to everyone who came!
I spent the day intending to do nothing but barbecue a Boston Butt. No, that’s not a Yankee’s ass, but a shoulder of a pig, and when it is slow cooked with lots of barbecue sauce, you get a blackened hunk of succulent meat that shreds into pulled pork. I took off of work, bought some beer, hickory chips, charcoal and of course, the pork shoulder and lit my first fire at 9:30 this morning with the intention of being finished with the barbecue by 4 PM in time to have friends and family over to share the meat.
What started out as a lazy day turned into a marathon of chores, cleaning, and other errands that ate up all of my spare time. I still got the Boston Butt cooked to perfection, but it was just one more necessary chore out of a list of a score of chores. I ended up changing a flat tire, assembling a bookshelf, buying chrysanthemums, installing a DVD player and cleaning carpets on three levels of my home. Add to this the baby wrangling and the care and feeding of the barbecue’s fire, and I was exhausted.
So if my age is now 42, and that number is the answer to Life the Universe and Everything, according to Douglas Adams, then my day spent trying to have a great birthday may very well be an example of the meaning of life: Even when you are planning on having fun, lots of chores and hard work is required to reach your goals. And in the end you have a great time and need lots of toothpicks.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Extra Fruit and the Danger of “Reply All”
Apr 1st
It has been almost 10 years since the Melissa Virus first began to clog up the mail servers around the country- and not just because it mailed itself to users, but because so many people were hitting “Reply All” and telling people that they were infected with a virus. And sometimes you don’t need a virus to clog up email systems. Sometimes you just need to announce that there are free bananas in the kitchen.
A hilarious tale of Exchange Server abuse and misuse is here at MetaFilter. Be sure to read the whole thing. Some highlights:
Some poor underpaid secretary back in the UK had, on finishing her lunch, found that she had some fruit spare. Rather than see it go to waste, she helpfully put it in the kitchen of the floor she was in, and sent an email to everyone on her floor:
“Free bananas in the kitchen!!!”
Sadly, however (and yes – it’s obvious where this is going), she sent it to the wrong list.
It didn’t just go to her floor.
It didn’t just go to her office.
It didn’t jusk go to the UK offices.It went GLOBAL.
What followed was the most ridiculous, slow motion email catastrophe I’ve ever seen.
First the UK replies streamed in – the standard emails that occur in this situation as already described by many posters above. The Out-of-Offices, the angry threats, the requests for removals, the threats to people requesting removals all – of course – fully utilising the “Reply All” and list functions.
Obviously the system collapsed and for hours the UK IT guys struggled to sort things out – everytime it came back up, email war would break out again and the situation would be repeated.
Luckily there are utilities in Exchange now that allows admins to filter keywords and block and remove emails from inboxes. But this type of email storm still occurs from time to time in large organizations.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Lack of Animal Protein is What Makes Vegans So Bitchy
Apr 1st
Meet Susan Levin. She is a fake doctor with a fake degree in a fake medical field and is also a starving Vegan.
When she is not busy craving steak and eggs, she is writing bitchy letters to people and sports teams she has never met begging them to put retarded warning labels on food.
Case in point is the letter to the Michigan Whitecaps minor league baseball team who dreamed up this amazing 20 dollar burger:
The AP’s caption reads:
Josh Kowalczyk, an intern with the West Michigan Whitecaps, in Comstock Park, Mich. poses for a photo March 24, 2009. The $20 burger will feature a sesame-seed bun made from a pound of dough, five 1/3-pound beef patties, five slices of cheese, nearly a cup of chili and liberal doses of salsa and corn chips.
I wouldn’t eat this monstrosity myself- I would share it with my family. 20 bucks for a generously portioned, tasty meal is a good deal. It certainly doesn’t deserve a letter from a bitchy busybody who spreads lies about science and how meat is the cause of cancer.
And given that one of her own vegan coworkers, Simon Chaitowitz, is absolutely maggoty with cancer sorta disproves Susan Levin’s preposterous claims that meat causes cancer, doesn’t it?
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