The Cold Fist of Superhero Justice

Meet the ShadowHare. Its a scrawny guy in a tight suit that is bringing vigilante justice to the streets of Cincinnati, Ohio. Where was ShadowHare when Bernie Madoff was busy ripping off people?

Everyone has roles to play. Rest assured, once there are heroes, there will be villains who will show up to foil the hero’s crusading capers. The only thing missing is a crackpot cranky journalist who will offer a reward for the ShadowHare’s mask. What the hell, I’ll take that job. 50 bucks as a bounty to the man that unmasks ShadowHare!

Thanks to HotAir for the story!