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Reason 120 to HomeSchool: Fat Lonely Beach Blonde Biker Chicks Won’t Rape Your Son

Meet Angel Simmons Lindle. She lies about her age on her profiles on 3 of 4 separate MySpace profiles and probably lies about her age and weight on Match.Com too. She loves Nascar, especially Dale Jr.; she loves to ride crotch rocket motorbikes to get that vibration working real good against her loins, and she desperately wants a young stud to tame her wild heart. So when everyone on the Internets took a look at her and said “Me No Want!!!” she just wooed one of her 14 year old students instead.

From IndexJournal here:

A 37-year-old Edgewood 7th grade Middle School teacher was arrested after authorities said she had sex with a then-14-year-old male student on multiple occasions. Arrested was Angel Simmons Lindle, 37, of Donalds, charged with seven counts of criminal sexual conduct with a child.

Ninety Six School District 52 Superintendent Dan Powell said Lindle has been suspended pending the outcome of the charges against her.

Sheriff Tony Davis discussed Lindle’s arrest Friday night. “We started our investigation early Friday morning, checking a number of things. We obtained a search warrant and went to the suspect’s residence and gathered a few items there. The victim, who was 14 at the time but is 15 now, told us of numerous incidents between he and the suspect.”

Davis said the investigation is ongoing and additional charges might even be forthcoming from another county.

I think she may have confessed during the interview with police.  And like all teachers, she was merely told not to show up to school, but she will still collect a full salary.

Anyone else think she looks like Beth from Dawg the Bounty Hunter?  Before her arrest, she posted this “boo-hoo, poor me” missive to her Facebook page according to Greenwood Today here:

Earlier today Lindle posted a message on her Facebook page stating “Angel is good-bye to everyone.” She posted a similar message around 1:00am this morning saying “Angel is very sad. Everything is over for her and I really mean everything all because of a lie. If anyone that had any sense heard it they would know it was not true.”

Dr. Jones

Do not talk about fight club. Oops.

7 thoughts on “Reason 120 to HomeSchool: Fat Lonely Beach Blonde Biker Chicks Won’t Rape Your Son

  • Where are all the usual trolls making excuses for the poor dear?

  • oh let me say one thing first of all know onw talks about mrs lindle tht way who ever wrote or published this nonsense better bak off mrs lindle is now gone and all of us miss her terribly i kno mrs lindle

  • mrs lindle is not even fat

  • Someone,
    Did Lindle teach you to spell and write so horribly? I can barely understand what you are trying to say here. And Lindle is a fatty fat fat kid rapist, so there!

  • let me tell you something pat dont talk to me like that or mrs lindle listen pat you dont know her all her friends and family love her and miss her and u are a low life cold hearted person mrs lindle is gone to heaven and its all because this stupied mess that probably isnt true!!! mrs lindle was the sweetest person you will ever meet she was caring and giving

  • At least akira wrote something tht was nice thanxs akira!!!

  • THAT SECOND PICTURE IS NOT MRS LINDLE YOU NEED TO TAKE THE PICTURE MATTER OF FACT THIS WHOLE WEBSITE!!

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