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2nd Annual “Santa is a Scary Jolly Elf”

We tried to get Cartney to sit on Santa’s lap the other day to get a picture taken. I had told the camera lady who was, for some reason, not dressed like a little elf, that even if our toddler freaked out to get a photo because to me, I think its hilarious when kids have meltdowns on Santa’s lap. Cartney wasn’t frightened, but mostly annoyed- and he squirmed and wiggled and we couldn’t get a good shot. Oh well, maybe next year. But here are some great shots of Christmas Terror, thanks to the Chicago Tribune here and the Sun Sentinel here.

OMGWTF Im outta here!
OMGWTF Im outta here!


Aaaieee!  Its a Trap!


Okay, everyone RUN!


I don’t WANT to ride in a one horse sleigh!


Momma still has flashbacks to that Christmas season of ’78


Watch it, old elf!  You better keep your ho ho hands off of me!


Screaming on Santa’s lap is an OLD tradition.


Equal opportunity terrorizing.


Scaring children makes this Santa laugh until his belly shakes like a bowl of jelly.


On three, everyone scream.  One…  Two…  Three!


I WANT YOU!!  to be scared.


Nothing projects fear like a really bad Santa wig and fake eyebrows.

If you want to see more of these, check these out from last year.

Dr. Jones

Do not talk about fight club. Oops.

3 thoughts on “2nd Annual “Santa is a Scary Jolly Elf”

  • I think the “Santa Syndrome” it’s similar to clowns… the whole thing is a little creepy… Add to that the fact that he’s coming down your chimney in a few days… At least clowns don’t threaten a return visit.

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