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Loading ...Want to make a hippy’s head explode? Let beavers eat the trees while hippies hug them! The hippies don’t know whether to embrace nature or skin the bastards and wear their fur as a handbag.
OMG! Beavers kill trees!
From the Austrian Times here:
GREEN campaigners Eco-religionists called police after discovering an illegal logging site in a nature reserve – only to find the culprits were a gang of beavers.
Environmentalists found 20 neatly stacked tree trunks and others marked with notches for felling at a beauty-spot in Subkowy, northern Poland.
But when officers followed a trail left by a tree which had been dragged away, they found a beaver dam right across the river.
A police spokesman said: “The campaigners hippies are feeling pretty stupid. There’s nothing more natural than a beaver.”
Apparently beavers are targeted for extermination quite often because of their destructive appetite for trees. Even in hippy-dippy California, they would rather kill a beaver to save a tree than to let them terraform the environment.
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