David Duchovny Addicted to Cheating on his Wife

XFiles star David Duchovny has checked into rehab because he can’t stop banging women other than his wife. He’s an addict, he claims. Sounds more like a plea to his wife to not take half his stuff in what is sure to be a spectacular divorce.

From the AP here:

David Duchovny has entered a rehabilitation facility for sex addiction. In a statement released Thursday by his lawyer, Stanton Stein, the actor said he did so voluntarily, adding: “I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family.”

You know what else cures cheating on your wife? Divorce and losing half your cash. And getting old and broke.