I can’t believe that came from your mouth!
31
Aug
I think it would be awesome to elect McCain because I want a VP who will shoot an elk in the face. Not one that just wings a lawyer.
This undated photo provided by the Heath family shows Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin with one of her daughters posing with the caribou she shot in [...]
31
Aug
I have a whole page dedicated to welders blowing themselves up on the job, becoming dismembered, or flattened by equipment, or splattered from lengthy plunges from worksites on skyscrapers. Why do I collect such horrible stories? To remind myself that I made the right choice and quit welding. Only a stupid person would do a [...]
29
Aug
The movie 300 was a frame by frame adaptation of Frank Miller’s Graphic Novel of the same name. Now the director of 300 has directed a movie based on a Graphic Novel that is arguably the best story ever put in the Graphic Novel format: The Watchmen.
The story is set in an alternate [...]
29
Aug
China Arnold put her baby, four-week old Paris Talley, in the microwave and put it on the “frozen lasagna” setting. Now the state of Ohio plans to do the same to this twisted bitch.
From the AP here:
A mother was convicted Friday of killing her month-old daughter by burning her in a microwave oven. China [...]
29
Aug
Iran better watch out. McCain’s already dropping bombshells.
I had never heard of this woman before today, but what I have learned about her since is the following:
She fought Republican corruption
She’s from an Energy State
She has lots more governing experience than Obama
She shoots critters with guns
Her kid is in the Army, going to Iraq
She’s a Mom [...]
28
Aug
This video is visually spectacular with the vivid colors and cool and sexy action. And the music thumps. Click to enjoy.
Queens Of The Stone Age - Go With The Flowby QOTSA
28
Aug
XFiles star David Duchovny has checked into rehab because he can’t stop banging women other than his wife. He’s an addict, he claims. Sounds more like a plea to his wife to not take half his stuff in what is sure to be a spectacular divorce.
From the AP here:
David Duchovny has entered a [...]
28
Aug
If you download too much stuff, Comcast is going to cut off your access. After the FCC ruling that said that Comcast was out of line by shaping their bandwidth to limit the types of connections its users could make, Comcast shrugged their shoulders and said “Fine, cut ‘em off.”
After all, an Acceptible Usage Policy, [...]
28
Aug
Remember the game Knockout? Instead of “bodyblow! left! left! bodyblow,” we have “cartwheel, roundkick, cartwheel, handstand, cartwheel.” With the results you know you want to see. Enjoy. Thanks Tuffer!
27
Aug
What?? A rapper curses in front of a Judge while pleading for bail? The hell you say! But its true. Rapper DMX cursed at the judge in the CNN video below. Click for the giggles.
What did poor DMX do to deserve this cruel treatment by this white judge? Click here.
27
Aug
Pew! That smell in Casey Anthony’s Car? DB. Decomp.
From WESH here:
Much-anticipated results from the University of Tennessee Body Farm reveal that the smell in the trunk of Casey Anthony’s car, mother of missing 3-year-old Caylee, is human decomposition, a law enforcement source said Wednesday.
Air sample tests taken from Anthony’s trunk [...]
27
Aug
Actually, its a virus that steals passwords to games that is infecting laptops spacedudes brought with them to the space station.
From the BBC here:
A computer virus is alive and well on the International Space Station (ISS). Nasa has confirmed that laptops carried to the ISS in July were infected with a virus known as Gammima.AG.
The [...]
26
Aug
The Missus and I are having difficulties keeping the toddler out of the kitty condo. He loves to climb up in there and just hang out and watch Elmo and play king of the hill with the kitties. I just know the nylon and plastic construction won’t last long now Cartney is using [...]
26
Aug
This is an awesome music video. First, its PUSA, which is a dirty musical pleasure of mine, and second, its directed by Weird Al Yankovic, which would make you think it would be a goofy video, but it is visually very appealing. Click several times to enjoy over and over.
26
Aug
An employee swipes an old system from his company and sells it for crack money on EBAY. On the old system is unencrypted information on credit card transactions and personal information of more than a million persons. This would have been the motherlode for scammers and fraudsters.
From the DailyMail here:
Personal details of more [...]
26
Aug
This monumental erection gets too close to the power lines. I never thought I would blog those words. Heh. Click on the video to see what I mean. Thanks to Neatorama.
Monument Causes Chaos
Anyone want to hire a crane operator?
25
Aug
This is an amazing display of banjos jamming live on television. As a bonus, Steve Martin is playing along, proving that his banjo playing is much better than his acting. Click to enjoy.
25
Aug
A Muslim man traveled with his Mom to a shrine to get a blessing by a crocodile. Because crocodiles can do that in Islam, betcha didn’t know that, huh? Anyways, there was a blessing alright. One of thanks for a bountiful meal.
From the PostChronicle here with thanks to Ed at RightRant.
Rubel Sheikh [...]
23
Aug
Well, this should fix Everything. Take an ordinary noodle and inject it with soybeans, and suddenly no one will be starving anymore.
From ABCAustralia here:
North Korea, facing its worst food shortage in nearly a decade, has come up with a culinary innovation aimed at delaying the feeling of hunger - noodles made from soybean.
A research [...]
22
Aug
I thought former astronaut Lisa Nowak was the country’s craziest psycho ex-girlfriend. I think there is a new winner for king of the hill on Crazy Bitch Mountain.
Its Kim Jernigan, who, after being rejected by her Secondlife boyfriend when they met in real life, tried to kidnap him from his home using a Taser, [...]
Computer room being moved. Our systems are down for the weekend.
