I can't believe that came from your mouth!
Whoops! Quick Delete Everything!
I laughed when I saw this Google Search string in my referral logs:
how long does it take for the fbi to come to your house for accidentally downloading child porn off limewire
I would just like to answer the Ojai, California resident at IP address 76.174.38.x who googled that: They will be there in ten minutes, so delete everything!
Yeah, the FBI does nothing all day except monitor perverts on Limewire, and they keep a fleet of black helicopters on standby so they can swoop in on you. So all those gigs of Hentai porn you keep? The pics of midgets banging sheep? Delete those too.
And one last piece of advice. Stay off of limewire.
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about 3 years ago
LOL!!!!!
(hehehe)
I’d say more but I’m still laughing that anyone still needs to be told about Limewire’s malevolence.
about 3 years ago
I’ve never “accidentally” downloaded anything. Sorta like saying you exposed yourself because of a wardrobe malfunction.
about 3 years ago
Downloading anything from limewire is like having unprotected sex with a pile of gangbanging vietnamese midgets. You know its wrong, you don’t know when to stop, you don’t want to brag about it, and you are certain to catch something gross.