3 PM Music: The White Stripes- Conquest

The video is quite awesome for this song. Its from the Icky Thump album, which is quite excellent. You can get a copy of it here, for only 10 bucks! Especially when the bull...

Reason 617 To HomeSchool

The teacher will not be illiterate. An unbelievable story of deception was linked by Drudge today detailing a teacher’s 17 year career molding the minds of our nation’s children without knowing how to read...

Otherkin Busted for Statutory Rape

Pennsylvania’s worst loser, Kristian Carl, was busted last week for doing the nasty with Pennsylvania’s second worst loser: a 15-year-old girl who believed Carl was a vampire/werewolf hybrid who had a magical dragon that...

Thieves Nab Monet’s Poppies

The beautiful ‘Poppies Near Vetheuil’ by Claude Monet was stolen from a Swiss Museum. Also stolen was Van Gogh’s Blossoming Chestnut Branches. This looks like a job for the FBI’s Art Crime Team!

Microsoft Pursues Pirates

To me, the best part of a mystery is the pursuit- like the car chase scenes in movies, or when the detective ties clues from the scene to the criminals. In this story, Microsoft...

Watch Out for Fake Microsoft Patches

I just finished dealing with an incident as a result of a user clicking on an email asking him to install a Microsoft Patch. Instead of fixing his PC (which was fixed anyway because...

Minnesota Toe Licker Gets Probation

You gotta love this dude’s mugshot. He stole a woman’s keys and wallet and then demanded to lick her toes. If he violates probation, he gets almost 2 years in jail. From the AP...

Future Rockstar

Cartney was watching the “Gene Simmons’ Family Jewels” marathon.   Now I should teach him to make devil horns with his baby fingers.

New IronMan Trailer

I squealed a little when I saw the latest IronMan trailer during the Superbowl. I really can’t wait for this movie to hit the big screen.   <p>[Javascript required to view Flash movie, please...

Sometimes They Really Do Sell Viagra

Swedish cops shut down an online pharma operation that has been running since 2k3, netting the team millions of Euros selling Viagra to people in 65 countries. From F-Secure here: The gang was caught...

Snow Deniers

Those that foolishly believe in manmade Global Warming venomously call skeptics “Global Warming Deniers” as if they are equating them to “holocaust deniers.” A warming planet has yet to kill a single person, but...