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Archive for February, 2008
11 AM Music- Full Mesh- Any Way You Want It
Feb 18th
This is a cover band comprised of (mostly) Juniper Network employees, called Full Mesh. For a bunch of computer nerds, they sure can wail on a guitar. Robb, the lead singer, and a friend of mine, shows off his great range in vocals too during this performance at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland. They took 2nd place there in the Battle of the Corporate Bands. You can check out their Myspace page here and listen to a few of their other covers.
We saw these guys at a local pub on Saturday night, and they rocked the house!
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Gross Shopping Carts Tweak Your Inner Germaphobe
Feb 18th
As I had blogged previously, I’m not germaphobic. But I think its hilarious to see people who are germaphobic get all tweaky over touching things they perceive as gross- like the door handle to the bathroom at work, elevator buttons or shopping carts. At the grocery store by my house there are two stations to disinfect shopping cart handles.

These cart handles have what on it???!
And if you read this article at LJWorld here, you may need to buy a case of Purell.
55 percent of handles on grocery carts were contaminated with bodily fluids (such as urine and saliva), and 21 percent showed traces of blood.
My infant son loves to chew on shopping cart handles. That explains the saliva. I’m not sure, but I would guess that the blood and urine comes from the latenight hobo shopping cart races that are all the rage these days.
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Darwin Removes 82 Stupid Kids From the Gene Pool
Feb 15th
82 kids, mostly boys, played a “game” where they cause themselves to pass out, and they didn’t survive the experience.

Approves.
From Reuters here:
At least 82 U.S. youths have died since 1995 engaging in “the choking game” in which they try to experience a fleeting “high” by cutting off the oxygen supply to the brain, U.S. health officials said on Thursday.
An unknown number of youths, mostly boys, are taking part in the practice in which they strangle themselves with their hands or a noose or have someone else strangle them, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention said in a report.
Boys accounted for 87 percent of the deaths in 31 states, the CDC said, with the greatest number of deaths among boys ages 11 to 16.
They are trying to achieve the brief euphoric state caused by cerebral hypoxia, or the cutting off of the oxygen supply to the brain.
It also is known as the “blackout game,” “passout game,” “scarf game” and “space monkey,” the CDC said.
When you hear your local news tease a story about a “deadly game your child is playing that you don’t know about,” this is that story.
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Reason 168 to HomeSchool: Fugly Whore Kid Rapist Won’t Teach Kindergarten
Feb 15th
Meet Angela Csader. She graduated college with a teaching degree and used it to trick parents in Arizona into allowing her to tutor an autistic child. After tutoring sessions, she seduced and then raped the child’s 16 year old brother multiple times. The fat whore, who looks like a really bad drag queen, even had sex with the boy in her truck at his high school during the boy’s lunch period.

And she continued to teach kindergarten while she was in court answering for her sex crimes, getting fatter and fatter due to the baby growing in her that was conceived from her sex crimes!
From the East Valley Trib here:
Teacher Angela Csader, 25, was arrested in July for having sex with a 16-year-old Gilbert boy – a boy who fathered her child.
She continued to teach kindergarten students during a half-year span when she appeared multiple times before a Maricopa County court.
Csader resigned from her job Jan. 31, the day after the district received information from the Arizona Department of Education about child sex charges against her.
Csader was arrested July 28 after admitting to police that she had sex with the teen multiple times in 2006. Csader was hired by his parents as an in-home special-education therapist for their 8-year-old autistic son.
Csader and the teen first had sex in August 2006 while she was house-sitting for the parents, and they had sex at least two more times during the next month.
Csader told officers that she once drove to Gilbert High School during the boy’s lunch break to have sex in her truck.
Csader is married, and the baby was born in May. At the time of the arrest, Csader told police she didn’t know who the father was.
However, paternity tests confirm the baby is the teen’s.
The victim’s family is suing to gain full custody of the baby. I hope her husband divorces her disgusting ass too.
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China Bans Ghosts From Internet, Pirated Videos
Feb 14th
Along with rounding up all their retarded citizens to keep them from drooling and doing retarded things in front of Olympic visitors, the Chinese government is also forbidding anyone from watching anything having to do with ghosts or other horror-themed fiction. They are even banning the sale of ghosts in the pirated videos they sell on the street corners.

From smh.com.au here:
China has added ghosts, monsters and other things that go bump in the night to its list of banned video and audio content in an intensified crackdown ahead of the Beijing Olympics.
Offending content included “wronged spirits and violent ghosts, monsters, demons, and other inhuman portrayals, strange and supernatural storytelling for the sole purpose of seeking terror and horror.”
The new guidelines aim to “control and cleanse the negative effect these items have on society, and to prevent horror, violent, cruel publications from entering the market through official channels and to protect adolescents’ psychological health”.
China, where graphic, pirated sex and horror movies are available on most street corners, is keen to step up its control of the cultural arena ahead of the Beijing Olympics in August.
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Peta Hates Black People
Feb 13th
Peta members holding a rally at UC Berkeley in 2006 had posters torn down by blacks upset at depictions of chained elephants equated with black slavery. Peta also had posters issued that show black people being lynched, and tried to equate that to animals being processed for peoples’ dinner.

Now they have a commercial where a klansman attends an American Kennel Club meeting.
I guess its okay to be racist if you are a radical vegetarian.
As one commenter at HotAir put it,
I watched that ad, and followed the link to the ad where they claim that buying a dog from a breeder kills a dog in a shelter, and then went to the ad where they talk about the importance of spaying or neutering your dogs. So let me work this all out…
All dogs are created equal, and should not have their breeding controlled.
BUT you should spay or neuter your dogs, so their breeding SHOULD be controlled.
BUT it doesn’t matter anyway, because if you buy it from the breeder, you’re slaughtering poor woofies in the pound, who are a result of uncontrolled breeding…
Can anyone follow this happy horseshit anymore?
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4 Pm Music: The Bees- Chicken Payback
Feb 13th
This music is fun, snappy and if your listen to it more than once, it becomes an earworm. Do the Payback by clicking below.
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Nessie a Victim of Global Warming?
Feb 13th
What happens when you waste your life chasing an imaginary creature in a Scottish Lake? Robert Rines wasted his whole life trying to prove that the Loch Ness Monster existed, and he FAILED. Unable to cope with his own self-delusions, he blamed his failures on Global Warming causing Nessie’s extinction. It is just as likely that trans-gendered illegal aliens from Mexico in frogman suits anally raped Nessie to give it dinosaur AIDS, or that it died from a botched back alley abortion procedure. See, I can play politics with his imaginary animal too.

From the Daily Record here with thanks to Moonbattery for the story.
Nessie hunter Robert Rines is giving up his search for the monster after 37 years. The 85-year-old American will make one last trip in a bid to find the elusive beast. After almost four decades of fruitless expeditions, he admitted: “Unfortunately, I’m running out of age.”
World War II veteran Robert has devoted almost half his life to scouring Loch Ness.
Despite having hundreds of sonar contacts over the years, the trail has since gone cold and Rines believes that Nessie may be dead, a victim of global warming.
Why is it that people believe that animals can evolve, survive and adapt to brutal ice ages and volcanic explosions, but a .001% rise in temperature in a single decade could wipe out the same animals?
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Get to Patching
Feb 13th
I have a new post over at Geeks Are Sexy about getting your 3rd party applications patched. Don’t know what needs to be patched? Use F-Secure’s HealthCheck application to tell you what’s out of date, unpatched, or just plain insecure. It will even guide you through fixing your stuff.
Also, Microsoft released several patches yesterday as part of their monthly patch cycle, so make sure you stay up to date.
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William And Mary Sends Nichol Packing
Feb 12th
After the nationally criticized stupidity of toying with the Wren Cross and then allowing Prostitutes to put on a Traveling Road Show, the board of Governors of William and Mary College in Williamsburg, VA told the idiot in charge, Gene Nichol, to GTFO and DLTDHYAOTWO.

Makes me very happy to tell the flaming liberal “Neener neener neener!”

From the Pilot here:
Gene Nichol, president of the College of William and Mary in Williamsburg who has come under fire from alumni and others in the past year, resigned today after being told his contract would not be renewed.
In a letter to William and Mary students and staff, he defended his decisions: removing a Christian cross from permanent display in a historic chapel also used by other faiths and for secular purposes, and for allowing a traveling show by and about sex workers arranged by students and paid for by student funds. For both, he said he was governed by Constitutional principles.
Nichol’s first three-year contract was to expire in June. The rector of the college’s governing Board of Visitors told him Sunday it wouldn’t be renewed.
Nichol was a pretentious fool who somehow thought his position insulated him against criticism or any responsibility to the state, the college, and to his bosses, the Board of Visitors. Just because you have the constitutional right to walk around with your ass hanging out doesn’t mean its a good idea.
And his boss had every right to fire his multi-culti agenda-pushing ass too. Did he think people would just stand by while he tried to turn a beautiful institution into the Berkeley of the East Coast?
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3 PM Music: The White Stripes- Conquest
Feb 12th
The video is quite awesome for this song. Its from the Icky Thump album, which is quite excellent. You can get a copy of it here, for only 10 bucks! Especially when the bull gives the big sad puppy-dog eyes to Jack. Click to enjoy.
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Congress to EFF regarding FISA: STFU, STFD
Feb 12th
The Electronic Frontier Foundation, or EFF, has been riding piggy back with the ACLU, trying to weaken this country’s ability to defend itself by suing companies that cooperated with DHS and the NSA in the wake of the 9/11 terror attacks. The companys’ crimes? Turning over data that show how terrorists communicate inside the country.

EFF was begging liberals in Congress to vote against granting such companies amnesty in the renewed Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA). EFF and the ACLU have already filed class action lawsuits claiming Americans have somehow been harmed by having their privacy invaded. Congress listened for a minute and then overwhelmingly rejected their arguments.
All I can say is Eat It Libs. Michelle Malkin has the details on the vote today. No word from the EFF yet regarding their defeat.
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Reason 617 To HomeSchool
Feb 12th
The teacher will not be illiterate. An unbelievable story of deception was linked by Drudge today detailing a teacher’s 17 year career molding the minds of our nation’s children without knowing how to read or write.

Johnny Can’t Read. But he can teach your kids!
At least John Corcoran knows he was a douchebag by admitting:
“As a teacher it really made me sick to think that I was a teacher who couldn’t read. It is embarrassing for me, and it’s embarrassing for this nation and it’s embarrassing for schools that we’re failing to teach our children how to read, write and spell!”
Its also embarrassing that our schools can’t screen out an illiterate fraud, a drunk child molester or a junkie either.
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If I Had Some Global Warming
Feb 12th
It was cold yesterday in Minnesota. It was so cold, (how cold was it?) that since the invention of the thermometer, it has never been as cold in Minnesota. We are talking record setting cold. I get cranky when it drops into the teens. I have no idea why anyone wants to live in the Nation’s Icebox.
From the AP here:
The temperature in International Falls fell to 40 below zero Monday, just a few days after the northern Minnesota town won a federal trademark making it officially the “Icebox of the Nation.”
The previous record low for Feb. 11 in International Falls was 37 below, set in 1967, said meteorologist Mike Stewart at the weather service in Duluth.
The temperature also fell to 40 below in Embarrass, 80 miles southeast of International Falls. That’s just one degree above the all-time record in Minneapolis, 250 miles to the south, that was set in January 1888, the weather service said.
If only global Warming were real, these poor people in Minnesota wouldn’t be freezing their collective asses off. Click the video below to enjoy. Thanks to Newsbusters for the video.
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4 PM Fishy Music: Chemical Brothers- The Salmon Dance
Feb 11th
The music is great, but the video is entertaining and a great example of advanced digital animation or the best trained pet fish you have ever seen! How’d they teach a pufferfish to beatbox? Click the video to enjoy.
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Otherkin Busted for Statutory Rape
Feb 11th
Pennsylvania’s worst loser, Kristian Carl, was busted last week for doing the nasty with Pennsylvania’s second worst loser: a 15-year-old girl who believed Carl was a vampire/werewolf hybrid who had a magical dragon that protected him from evil.

Next to garlic, the worst thing you can do to a vampire is give it acne medication.
This tale of FAIL is brought to you by The Morning Call here:
A Pottsville man persuaded a 15-year-old girl that he was part werewolf and part vampire — before sexually assaulting her, police say.
Kristian Allen Carl, 19, was convinced he was a supernatural mixed-breed. To prove to police he was indeed a genuine vampire/werewolf, Carl “showed me his canine teeth,” Pottsville Police Sgt. James Joos said. “I let him know that all mammals, including humans, have canine teeth.”
Carl also told police he had a “guardian dragon that protected him from evil-doers.”
Carl was charged with statutory sexual assault after admitting he had sexual intercourse with the girl. Carl knew the girl’s age and was aware that he could “get in trouble” for having sex with a girl under age 16.
An “Otherkin” is any idiot who believes that they are part or a whole magical creature. Seriously, yiffing furries laugh at otherkin from the tops of their furpiles. For more on the subject, see ED here.
Where would nimrods ever get the idea that they are a magical creature? From the Internet of course, so you know Carl has a Myspace page right here.
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Thieves Nab Monet’s Poppies
Feb 11th
The beautiful ‘Poppies Near Vetheuil’ by Claude Monet was stolen from a Swiss Museum.

Also stolen was Van Gogh’s Blossoming Chestnut Branches.

This looks like a job for the FBI’s Art Crime Team!
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Gay Marriage Advocate Caught Raping Little Boy
Feb 11th
It has been claimed by some gay men, who acknowledge that male homosexuals have a problem with promiscuity- and sometimes seek sexual gratification in Men’s room stalls at parks and airports- that if the government just legalized gay marriage, they would not need be dirty disgusting perverts any longer. Well this arrest shoots down that theory.

Finley is on the left. The child raping creep who is about to be gay-divorced is on the right.
The guy in charge of pushing the gay marriage agenda on the public in Massachusetts, Carl Stanley McGee, raped a little boy in the sauna of a Florida resort. McGee is married to John Finley IV. No word on whether or not John is filing for gay divorce yet.
From the examiner here:
A top official in Massachusetts Gov. Deval Patrick’s administration is accused of sexually assaulting a boy in the steam room of a Florida resort and has been placed on unpaid leave.
Carl Stanley McGee, the assistant secretary for policy and planning, was arrested Dec. 28 after the assault at the Gasparilla Inn and Club in Boca Grande.
McGee, 38, met the boy, who is between 12 and 16 years old, in a bathroom at the resort a day earlier where they engaged in small talk. The boy ran into McGee again the next day in the resort’s steam room. McGee sat next to him, removed his towel, rubbed the boy’s back and shoulders and performed oral sex on him.
McGee was freed on $300,000 bond on Dec. 30 and is to be arraigned Monday on a charge of sexual assault on a victim over 12 using physical force.
And you wouldn’t know it by reading the article, but McGee is a Democrat. The press is really fond of going bananas when a Republican taps their foot in a men’s room or sends some nasty text messages. But if a democrat rapes a child, the press is really careful not to talk about the party affiliation.
And the New York Times went ga-ga over the marriage between McGee and Finley too. To read the article here, you would think it was some kind of romantic love story that ranks up there with Gone with the Wind, Romeo and Juliette, or Wuthering Heights, but with more anal penetration.
From the article:
WHEN informed of their son’s decision to take up with Carl Stanley McGee, a lawyer from Alabama, the family of John Huston Finley IV, a Bostonian, was dismayed, but not about the fact he was in a serious relationship with another man.
“My parents were far more upset that Stan was a Hilary Clinton-supporting Democrat than they were about us,” Mr. Finley said.
I wonder how the family will feel when their son is travelling to prison to participate in conjugal visits with a child rapist? Or will they be gay-divorced, if there is such a thing?
Thanks to Van Helsing at Moonbattery for the story.
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3:30 PM Friday Music- The Kooks- Naive
Feb 8th
This video has lots of hits on YouTube and they are a hot band right now in the UK. Their homepage is here. They are going to be on Conan O’Brien on the 14th. Click the vid to enjoy.
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Microsoft Pursues Pirates
Feb 8th
To me, the best part of a mystery is the pursuit- like the car chase scenes in movies, or when the detective ties clues from the scene to the criminals. In this story, Microsoft sends its own detectives on a world-wide chase to track down software pirates, and they successfully worked their way backwards through the black markets of Taiwan to find the source of the counterfeited software. And they located the woman pirate in charge of an operation that cost the company almost a Billion Bucks in lost revenue!

From the AP here:
Near-perfect knockoffs of 21 different Microsoft programs began surfacing around the world just over a decade ago. Soon, PCs in more than a dozen countries were running illegal copies of Windows and Office, turning unwitting consumers into criminals and, Microsoft says, exposing them to increased risk of malicious viruses and spyware.
The case began to turn in 2001 when U.S. Customs officers seized a shipping container in Los Angeles filled with $100 million in fake software, including 31,000 copies of the Windows operating system.
From there, Microsoft pushed the investigation through 22 countries. Local law enforcement officials seized software, equipment and records, and made arrests. A court in Taiwan handed down the last of the major sentences in December. Microsoft estimates the retail value of the software the operation generated at $900 million.
Members of its 80-person worldwide anti-piracy team made test buys to see if retailers were selling fake disks, knowingly or unwittingly, and worked leads back up the black-market supply chain.
The seizure of the container in Los Angeles led to Taiwan, where the Ministry of Justice raided Chungtek Hightech, recovering an estimated $100 million more in software and equipment. Months later, Taipei city police and the criminal investigations branch of the national police hit Cinway Technology, a related manufacturer in the same industrial complex, seizing another $126 million in phony software. Records found there led to a packing, storage and shipping center in China’s Guangdong province, and back to distributor Maximus Technology in Taiwan.
Finally, in 2007, the owner and operator of Chungtek and Cinway, Chen Bi-ching, was sentenced in Taiwan to four years in prison, while her two co-defendants received jail terms of three years and one year.
Spertus, the former federal prosecutor, said the burden is often on the company holding the brand to travel the world collecting evidence, doing undercover work and coordinating with law enforcement agencies.
What an amazing operation. Microsoft admits there was little gain in busting the piracy ring. The penalties were not very still and most people jailed are already out. When Bi-ching’s operation was broken up, a new piracy crew stepped in to meet the demands of cheap software, and Microsoft went after that one too, busting it up in July last year. That one cost Microsoft 2 Billion in lost revenues.
One security issue about the piracy. For a long time Microsoft would refuse to deliver patches to hosts that were not running authentic copies. Millions of such hosts were on high speed connections throughout the world, but mostly in Korea. Hackers and worms played chronic “King of the Hill” on those unpatched machines, leading to worms such as Nimda, Code Red, Sobig, Slapper, Nachi and MyDoom. It made for interesting times to be in the Infosec field from 2001 to 2004.
Finally Microsoft realized that millions of zombies and unpatched systems were a serious threat to the Internet and they stopped blocking the patch delivery and many affected systems were eventually upgraded to more secure versions.
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