Typically, I’m not germaphobic. I eat pizza that has set out overnight. If I drop a cookie in my house I will use a modified 5 second rule and eat that cookie. But I probably think your house is dirtier, so your floor has a strictly enforced no-eat zone. And I have no problem shaking your hand unless I saw you knuckle deep in a nostril or have just sneezed into your hands.

But for those of you who are a bit more germaphobic, you should watch this video and then go put Kleenex boxes on your feet.

And one of the oddest presents my son got for Christmas was a virus. Yep, Grandpaw gave Cartney a plushy rhinovirus. He likes the color and thinks it tastes good.

Common Cold Plush Doll

You can give your loved ones a great germ or virus too.

How about Chlamydia?

Or flesh eating bacteria?
Flesh Eating Plush Doll

Or ebola?
Ebola Plush Doll

Or maybe some great Hepatitus C?

And the dreaded HIV!