Woman Finds Jesus. Woman Steals Jesus. Police Find Jesus in Woman’s Home. Police Jail Woman.
I have no idea why idiots keep trying to steal Baby Jesus dolls or statues from nativity mangers. It might have been funny a few years ago, but seriously, its been done to death. Even stealing gnomes from peoples’ yards is a worn out prank. But now people are wising up and installing GPS tracking devices into the manger babies, and hilarity ensues when the idiots get busted with the stolen goods.
Danielle Santino’s Booking Photo.
Meet Danielle Santino. She is an idiot from Florida who thought it would be funny to steal a statue of baby Jesus from a manger. I think the look on her face when the cops tracked her down would have been much funnier.
From Local6 here:
Police in Wellington used a GPS tracking system attached to a baby Jesus to track down the statue and arrest a woman in connection with a Dec. 26 theft.
The baby Jesus figure was stolen from a Nativity scene in Wellington Wednesday night. Detectives tracked down the statue to a house in Wellington.
A short time later, Danielle Santino, 18, turned herself in to authorities and Santino was charged with grand theft. The statue was returned to the village.
Oh, for crying out loud AGAIN.
the funny thing is, i know her. i would totally expect her to do something like that! anything to get the attention of her “friends”. It was a harmless prank, but she was a dumbass for doing such a stupid thing.
Hey J. I have no doubt that it was a prank, but it was one that couldn’t have been well thought out. Anyone would have to ask themselves, “what will I do with a statue of a baby Christ?”
The manger would at least make a nice flower box, or if its waterproof, a cool tray for icing down beers for a party. But a jesus baby? Just a giant embarrassing paperweight.
if you want to send her, your thoughts on the subject, her myspace is, myspace.com/justdani.
J, I checked out her page. She’s not vain or anything.