I can’t believe that came from your mouth!
31
Dec
Like most Americans, you may be celebrating the incoming New Year tonight with a many friends and a few cocktails. And like many people who may have too much celebration and too much cocktails, you will likely wake up tomorrow morning with a hangover, and hopefully, no regrets.
First, let’s not call it a “hangover.” It has a [...]
31
Dec
For those of you who may be new to the blog, and for those of you who have been around for a while, allow me to familiarize you with what I consider the best blog postings of 2007. Feel free to click these instant classics and relive the experiences or discover them for the first [...]
29
Dec
First they elect Sarkozy. He backs us on the world stage and understands what it takes to fight against terrorism.
Now the French Scientists are calling it like they see it when it comes to the debate on Global Warming. One is calling Al Gore a crook and his followers religious zealots. I think his exact [...]
28
Dec
Netscape will officially cease its long and miserable existence on February 1, 2008. Good Riddance. While it was a good browser at one time, it failed to evolve itself and compete with other browsers, and the company so hated Microsoft that it refused to integrate it properly into the Windows Operating System.
Netscape was [...]
28
Dec
There are lots of websites out there taking advantage of the Bhutto Bombing to spread malware and trojan horse attacks. According to McAfee, some are posing as video codecs hosted on Blogspot sites.
From McAfee here:
Within hours after the assassination of former Pakistani Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto, malware authors have started capitalizing on [...]
27
Dec
I have no idea why idiots keep trying to steal Baby Jesus dolls or statues from nativity mangers. It might have been funny a few years ago, but seriously, its been done to death. Even stealing gnomes from peoples’ yards is a worn out prank. But now people are wising up and installing GPS tracking [...]
27
Dec
The United Nations has long fantasized about trying to solve the world’s problems such as hunger, war, poverty and ethnic cleansing. So far they have done pretty much nothing. So why not get a fictional character with superpowers to solve the problem?
From MSNBC here:
He has fought against foes ranging from the Green Goblin to Doctor Octopus, [...]
27
Dec
So its Christmas Morning, and Cartney is pretty tired from having spent so much time opening gifts and playing with his new toys. So he grabbed the kittys’ feather stick. The stick has a cork on the end to prevent him from putting his or the kittys’ eyes out. And it makes a nice thumper [...]
26
Dec
Ever since I heard this on the radio, I loved the music. I had no idea who the artist was, nor the name of the song and Google wasn’t much of a help since you can’t submit “humming” as a search criteria.
Luckily the radio station I heard it on, 94.7 TheGlobe has an impeccable [...]
26
Dec
Get out your electrical cords and beat your women! Its Kwanzaa time!
Kwanzaa is a fake holiday created by a racist radical with a history of violence against women.
From Wikipedia here:
In 1971 Ron Karenga, inventor of Kwanzaa, was convicted of felony assault and false imprisonment for assaulting and torturing two women from the Us organization, [...]
26
Dec
My brother and sister-in-law got me something off of my Amazon wishlist- The Absolute Sandman Volumes 1 and 2. I think this is going to be the next major movie product by Neil Gaiman and I have heard nothing but fantastic things about the comics series, and I’m all atwitter to get started [...]
26
Dec
I just finished writing a piece last week talking about the possibility of introducing networked items into your home that could trojanize your PC. I used the example of a toaster and a beer chiller. I should have instead used digital picture frames. Not only do they sell some that are network [...]
25
Dec
This is an awesome wine chest that my wife’s family clubbed up together to buy for me. It’s a handmade wine chest that is as big as a Wurlitzer Juke Box. To go with it, my brother got me a six month membership in the Virginia Winery Wines of the Month Club, so great wineries [...]
24
Dec
From our family to yours, have a very Happy Christmas. I hope that your new year will be filled with as many blessings as I received this past year.
Here’s something to add a smile to go along with your stockings hung by the Chimney.
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21
Dec
I am really lucky to get to work from home today. My wife needed help with the baby anyways while she zips around the kitchen baking 4 metric tons of holiday treats for friends and family. I just got the baby to lay down for a nap and we are listening to Christmas songs on [...]
21
Dec
This is an awesome clip from one of Jeff Dunham’s recent shows. Achmed puts on a hat and sings some cheery Christmas tunes. Hilarious! Thanks to Tim for the link.
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20
Dec
Christians celebrate this season with an evergreen tree, songs, and giving gifts, often by a jolly elf. In Islam, however, they still practice blood sacrifice of goats, camels and cattle. The butchering is done in the streets, on the ground, and the blood is allowed to drain into open sewers.
Toss the baby goat. See if [...]
20
Dec
Meet Isaac Tillis. He worked real hard in school so he could work as a High School math teacher, thinking that one of the perks of the job would be blowjobs on demand.
From the Smoking Gun here:
A Florida math teacher offered to give a 16-year-old female student an “A” in his class if she [...]
20
Dec
Hear those bells tolling? They are announcing the death of the One Laptop Per Child initiative, a truly stupid waste of money, setup by do-gooder socialists who have no idea what it takes to build wealth in impoverished nations. OLPC was riding the FAIL train to Doom Junction.
In an article by PCWorld here, [...]
20
Dec
Sounds like a job for the FBI’s Art Crime Team. Maybe they should setup a field office in Brazil.
The Portrait of Suzanne Bloch was stolen in Sao Paulo by three men.
From the BBC here:
Pablo Picasso’s Portrait of Suzanne Bloch, and The Coffee Worker by Brazil’s Candido Portinari, were taken from the Museum of [...]
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