Archive for November, 2007

Heath Ledger’s Joker

Was revealed today by Empire Magazine.

All this hype for weeks about Heath Ledger’s insane look in the upcoming movie the Dark Knight, and finally I realize I’ve seen this guy somewhere before.

Sigh.


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Mary Shieler Cybersexed Brian Barrett to Death

Mary Shieler of Oak Hill, West Virginia, is a married mother of two. She is in her forties, pudgy and by all definitions, a house frau.

Mary used her daughter’s online identity to seduce two men online, both of whom worked at the same factory outside Buffalo New York. She turned the men against each other and one of them gunned the other down in cold blood.


Tom Montgomery killed Brian Barrett in a jealous rage over a stupid cyber love triangle.

Now one man is dead, the other is in jail for 20 years, leaving a broken and humiliated family behind, and Mary Shieler is a free woman.

Everyone in this sad tale helped to bring about this tragic end to Brian Barrett’s life at the age of 22. Mary posed as a hot 18 year old and used cybersex to seduce Tom Montgomery, 48, who was pretending to be a hot, disturbed Iraq War marine online. When Tom’s true identity was outed by his own wife, an angry Mary enlisted the help of Brian Barrett, Tom’s coworker, to use Mary’s passwords to her chat accounts to hound and humiliate Tom online. And when the rivalry grew intense, Tom shot and killed Brian.

From the SFGate here:

A 48-year-old man entangled in an Internet love triangle built largely on lies was sentenced Tuesday to 20 years in prison for killing his rival for the affection of a woman he had never met.

Thomas Montgomery, who posed as an 18-year-old Marine in online chats, pleaded guilty in August to gunning down Brian Barrett, 22, in a parking lot at the suburban Buffalo factory where they worked.

The motive was jealousy, investigators said. Both were involved online with a middle-aged West Virginia mother — who herself was posing as an 18-year-old student.

Prosecutor Frank Sedita argued for the maximum sentence of 25 years, describing Montgomery’s “almost predatory” pursuit of the woman and his resentment of Barrett when she cooled to Montgomery’s advances after 1 1/2 years and thousands of pages of Internet chats.

Montgomery began chatting with the woman, identified in court as Mary Shieler, in 2005. Occasionally, the woman would mail packages to his home. When one of the packages was intercepted by Montgomery’s wife, she wrote back, telling Shieler her husband’s true age and saying he was married.

Barrett, whom Montgomery had mentioned in his exchanges, was drawn into the triangle after Shieler contacted him online to confirm what she had been told by Montgomery’s wife.

This story makes it sound pretty cut and dry. To read all the sordid details, check out this Wired story. It is very detailed, including the bits that Mary didn’t want her real name used because she was supposedly an upstanding citizen. Her daughter, Jessi, was quoted in the paper several times during her school’s girls basketball championship run.

But Mary Shieler remains a free woman, which is somehow, grossly unfair. She committed aggravated identity theft to torment an unstable married man to the point that he murdered another man! How self absorbed and vacuous can a bitch be? She sounds just like the neighbors who drove a young girl to suicide by creating a fake profile on Myspace.


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Katherine Lester to Abdullah Psycho: Its Not Me, Its You

As I wrote last time, Katherine Lester is back in the USA, and she went on Dr. Phil to give her side of the story and to report that yes, she was finished with the punk jihadi of the West Bank.


Drama Queen.


Wondering if he can buy suicide belt on Amazon.com.

From Dr. Phil.com here:

“Abdullah’s behavior since I’ve been home has been possessive, verbally agrressive,” Katherine says. “I consider Abdullah a stalker. Abdullah has left me 34 voicemails within an hour. I have not called him once. He was swearing at me so loud on the phone, calling me a slut, a bitch, a whore. I realized that my relationship with Abdullah was over that night. I always knew it wasn’t going to work, but I tried.

“When I break up with him, he threatens me, and that’s why I have to talk to him, threatening me, like, ‘If you don’t talk to me, I’m going to torture your family. I’m going to call your dad and tell him that you’re having sex.’ I was like, ‘I need a break from you,’ and he told me to take my break and shove it up my ***. I don’t have any intention of seeing him. I’ve already told Abdullah that we’re not getting married 100 billion times, but he will not take no for an answer,” Katherine says.

You know, Muslims have to treat their women this way. Its in the Koran.

When it came time for the big kiss-off, the conversation went like this:

“I just, I can’t be with you anymore,” Katherine said.

“What about the promises? What about everything we had together? Is it because of this stupid show?” he asks. “Just tell me.”

“No, it’s not because of the show,” she says.

“Is it because of me? Is it because of me?”

“Yeah. It’s your attitude,” Katherine says.

Maybe Katherine Lester has finally milked this insane drama cow dry. Lets hope she stays in the US and stays off the internet.


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This Was My Weekend

I was waylaid by a stomach virus.  My wife will be very happy to get me out of the house.  Dane Cook describes it best in the video below:


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Should Have Named the Bear Adolf

Ah, those tolerant Muslims!  A first grade teacher that teaches little jihadis english in the Muslim nation of Sudan was jailed because she named a teddybear “Mohammad.”

 

From the AFP here:

Sudanese police have arrested a British school teacher and accused her of insulting the Muslim prophet after allowing six-year-old pupils to name a teddy bear Mohammed.

Gillian Gibbons was arrested on Sunday after parents complained about the incident, understood to have happened a while ago at an English-language private school. She spent the night in custody but has not yet been charged.

Islamic Sharia law is enforced in northern Sudan and Islam is the majority religion in what is Africa’s biggest country, a former British colony.

If she had named the stuffed animal Adolf the Jew Killer she would still be free.  This is what happens when you try to teach barbarians how to be normal.


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