There have been multiple reports recently about botnets flooding Google with bogus search requests intended to steer its users toward false hits that are riddled with malware. And once Google straightened it up, the botnets changed keywords.
Now Google is fighting back with a Turing challenge. It seems that Google is able to [...]

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The fat teacher won’t take your 14 Year-Old son to “Inspiration Point.”

Meet Jennifer Tarkenton. She is a Junior High School teacher at Greenwood Lakes Middle School in Lake Mary, Florida. When she’s not teaching or raising her child, she is buying condoms for her male students and taking them to park on dark [...]

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Make no mistake, this is a religious issue. Remember that this is what Islam is all about. Thousands screaming in the street to murder a woman for naming a stuffed animal Mohammad. Next time someone tries to call Islam the “Religion of Peace” kick them in the nuts.

From the AP here:
Thousands of [...]

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Emos in the News! Afraid that people will tell her Mommy that she cuts herself and angry at being called an Emo, this little princess attacked a student on a schoolbus with a razor blade.

From NWGDailyNews here:
A 12-year-old girl faces felony charges for lashing out at another student with a razor blade on a [...]

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I have mentioned before that I used to deliver pizzas back in the day. So when I see articles that involve bad pizza runs, I usually take notice. Here is a good one. A guy delivers a pie, ribs and shrimp to a fat black bitch and she takes the food and [...]

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Rodney King is back in the news again. And there were cops. And liquor. And Rodney trying to poorly navigate a vehicle (a bicycle!) through the city streets. Somehow he manages to escape death’s clutches once again.

Another swing and a miss by the Grim Reaper.
From the AP here:
Rodney King, whose videotaped [...]

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The picture below is not a wet otter. Its not a weasel or a ferret. Its a giant bezoar taken from a ditzy chick’s stomach who had a hair chewing habit. She waited to see a doctor until after she almost became anorexic and doubled over with abdominal pains.

Will hacking up furballs [...]

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Now this is what I call an art gallery that knows how to have fun. At a Dresden Art Gallery, Hannes Broecker has hung framed containers of self-serve cocktails on the wall. Each has its own pour spout, and the “art” portion is that you drink away the color.

From the CoolHunter here, thanks [...]

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Was revealed today by Empire Magazine.

All this hype for weeks about Heath Ledger’s insane look in the upcoming movie the Dark Knight, and finally I realize I’ve seen this guy somewhere before.

Sigh.

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Cracked Magazine has 9 of the most ass-kicking Bible verses ever. My favorite one is about the bears that Elisha summons up to slay a bunch of bratty children because they made fun of the glare coming off of his bald dome!

Yep, that’s pretty hardcore for making fun of someone 8000 years before the [...]

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Mary Shieler of Oak Hill, West Virginia, is a married mother of two. She is in her forties, pudgy and by all definitions, a house frau. Mary used her daughter’s online identity to seduce two men online, both of whom worked at the same factory outside Buffalo New York. She turned the [...]

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McAfee’s Avert labs has an amusing post about a crazy, aggressive popup reminder that will completely take over your PC if you don’t pay for your hardcore porno account.
Even though the user agreement states the terms, most people don’t bother to read such nonsense and want to get right to the fun stuff. But [...]

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As I wrote last time, Katherine Lester is back in the USA, and she went on Dr. Phil to give her side of the story and to report that yes, she was finished with the punk jihadi of the West Bank.

Drama Queen.

Wondering if he can buy suicide belt on Amazon.com.
From Dr. Phil.com here:
“Abdullah’s behavior since [...]

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Out of gas and out of options, David kills his young son and his three passengers with the only four bullets in his gun, then throws himself to the mercy of the Monster in the Mist, begging to be killed. But the Army shows up to rescue him instead of the monster. Oops. [...]

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If Terry “Hulk Hogan” Bollea really “knew best” as his VH-1 TV series claimed he did, he wouldn’t have let his simpleton son Nick watch Fast and the Furious too many times and wouldn’t have let his homely tone-deaf daughter Brooke think she was a pop star, which she’s NOT.

Now that Nick is facing jail [...]

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Sean Taylor was so young. This is a senseless tragedy. The whole Northern Virginia region is somberly buzzing about the death of this very talented athlete.

Sean Taylor was only 24 years old.
From the AP here:
Washington Redskins safety Sean Taylor died early Tuesday, a day after the Pro Bowl player was shot at home [...]

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Cooling to 1983 levels.  Somehow I have a feeling that Al Gore will try to take credit for it or bill us for it.

From the Telegraph here:
The latest US satellite figures showing temperatures having fallen since 1998, declining in 2007 to a 1983 level - not to mention the newly revised figures for US surface [...]

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Kinda.  They have a new show coming out called “Celebrity Rehab.”  They should make it a gameshow like I suggested to do here several years ago.
 
No word if Whitney will be smoking crack on the show.
From Fox News here:
Videos of celebrity has-beens using illegal drugs or simulating drug use are circulating on YouTube in clips [...]

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I was waylaid by a stomach virus.  My wife will be very happy to get me out of the house.  Dane Cook describes it best in the video below:

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Ah, those tolerant Muslims!  A first grade teacher that teaches little jihadis english in the Muslim nation of Sudan was jailed because she named a teddybear “Mohammad.”
 
From the AFP here:
Sudanese police have arrested a British school teacher and accused her of insulting the Muslim prophet after allowing six-year-old pupils to name a teddy bear Mohammed.
Gillian [...]

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