Reason 71 to HomeSchool: The Youth Pastor At the Private School Won’t Bang Your Daughter

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I often warn parents about the perverts at public schools. Well, there are perverts at the Private Schools too, and besides hiding behind a worthless teaching degree, they also hide behind a divinity degree and a Youth Pastor title.

Meet John “Jamie” Allen. He is about to have one very bad year. He was the coach of girls’ volleyball and soccer at Vail Christian High School, and also a theology teacher. He then started sexing up one of his underage students who is not only a teenage tramp, but also incredibly stupid. She replied to an email about steamy sexual goodness between her and Jamie Allen, but accidentally sent it to the wrong email address. The recipient in Florida read the disgusting missives and called the cops.

Jamie Allen ran away from the cops to his parents’ house in Los Angeles and was arrested there for having sex with an underage girl.

From TheDenverChannel.com here:

A theology teacher and girls’ soccer and volleyball coach at Vail Christian High School has been arrested on charges of having “an inappropriate sexual relationship” with a female student, according to the Eagle County Sheriff’s Office.

John “Jamie” Allen, 27, of Edwards, Colo., was arrested at his father’s home in California Friday on suspicion of sexual assault on a child by one in a position of trust.

The parents of the alleged victim planned to post bond for Allen, according to the Vail Daily News. It was not clear why, however.

The relationship between Allen and the female student came to light when the student tried to send an e-mail to him but mistyped the e-mail address. The e-mail went to a Florida man who notified police after he received it.

Why didn’t she just hit the reply button? How stupid are you if you fail to operate email correctly?

Investigators traced the e-mail to the Colorado student and interviewed her before obtaining an arrest warrant for Allen. He is being held on a $15,000 bond at the Los Angeles County Jail pending arraignment and extradition.

Oh, and he’s married. And has two daughters. He will soon be divorced, broke, without a job as a teacher or a preacher, and will leave his daughters to be raised by a divorced mom. Smooth! Here is his MySpace Page. Below is a picture of him, his wife, his mom and his daughter. Does he disappoint all of the women in his life?

When his daughter gets old enough to use Google, she can come here and see what a giant douche her Daddy is.

He wrote on his MySpace page:

I love my God. I love my wife. I love my kid. Everything thing else, my friends, my students, and my job, and other things that I have not mentioned, are just icing on the cake. My work, my activities, whatever – I try to glorify Him in everything I do. Second, I love my wife of 5+ years. She is truly the love of my life. We have been together for 10+ years and she has proven time and time again that she truly is the most wonderful person alive. I am blessed that God gave me such a wonderful person. A close third is my daughter. While she is only 2, she continually teaches me new things all of the time. She has an amazing amount of energy and is impossible to keep up with, but it’s fun trying. She is smart, funny, and amazingly sensitive. She is very compassionate – always concerned with those around her, and wants to make sure everyone is having as much fun as she is.

You would think that all that Bible study and theology lessons, coupled with how much he loves his wife and daughter would help him keep is pecker in his pants. Below is the old bio on the Vail Christian High School website. It was deleted, but I snagged it off of Google Cache.

Jamie Allen joined VCHS in 2005 after being a Youth Pastor in the Vail Valley for four years. He will be teaching Theology 1, 3 and 4 as well as Head Girls Soccer Coach and Junior Varsity Volleyball Coach.

A life-long local and Battle Mountain High School graduate, Mr. Allen received a B.A. In Bible/Christian Ministry from Point Loma Nazarene University and a M.A. In Youth and Family Ministry from Denver Seminary. He lives in Edwards with his wife Katy and daughters Gracie and Jessie.

And his trampy little tart of a High School girlfriend? Her idiotic parents are bailing him out. I guess they can’t allow their precious daughter to miss her date on Friday night.