Comments on: California Bans the Rubber Duckie http://www.belch.com/blog/2007/10/15/california-bans-the-rubber-duckie/ I can't believe that came from your mouth! Sun, 12 Feb 2012 10:32:46 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Piobworgo http://www.belch.com/blog/2007/10/15/california-bans-the-rubber-duckie/comment-page-1/#comment-125937 Piobworgo Thu, 23 Oct 2008 16:21:49 +0000 http://www.belch.com/blog/2007/10/15/california-bans-the-rubber-duckie/#comment-125937 There was this guy see. He wasn't very bright and he reached his adult life without ever having learned "the facts". Somehow, it gets to be his wedding day. While he is walking down the isle, his father tugs his sleeve and says, "Son, when you get to the hotel room...Call me" Hours later he gets to the hotel room with his beautiful blushing bride and he calls his father, "Dad, we are the hotel, what do I do?" "O.K. Son, listen up, take off your clothes and get in the bed, then she should take off her clothes and get in the bed, if not help her. Then either way, ah, call me" A few moments later... "Dad we took off our clothes and we are in the bed, what do I do?" O.K. Son, listen up. Move real close to her and she should move real close to you, and then... Ah, call me." A few moments later... "DAD! WE TOOK OFF OUR CLOTHES, GOT IN THE BED AND MOVED REAL CLOSE, WHAT DO I DO???" "O.K. Son, Listen up, this is the most important part. Stick the long part of your body into the place where she goes to the bathroom." A few moments later... "Dad, I've got my foot in the toilet, what do I do?" There was this guy see.
He wasn’t very bright and he reached his adult life without ever having learned “the facts”.
Somehow, it gets to be his wedding day.
While he is walking down the isle, his father tugs his sleeve and says,

“Son, when you get to the hotel room…Call me”

Hours later he gets to the hotel room with his beautiful blushing bride and he calls his father,

“Dad, we are the hotel, what do I do?”

“O.K. Son, listen up, take off your clothes and get in the bed, then she should take off her clothes and get in the bed, if not help her. Then either way, ah, call me”

A few moments later…

“Dad we took off our clothes and we are in the bed, what do I do?”

O.K. Son, listen up. Move real close to her and she should move real close to you, and then… Ah, call me.”

A few moments later…

“DAD! WE TOOK OFF OUR CLOTHES, GOT IN THE BED AND MOVED REAL CLOSE, WHAT DO I DO???”

“O.K. Son, Listen up, this is the most important part. Stick the long part of your body into the place where she goes to the bathroom.”

A few moments later…

“Dad, I’ve got my foot in the toilet, what do I do?”

]]> By: BelchSpeak » Post Topic » EnviroKooks Want to Ban Baby Shampoo http://www.belch.com/blog/2007/10/15/california-bans-the-rubber-duckie/comment-page-1/#comment-75081 BelchSpeak » Post Topic » EnviroKooks Want to Ban Baby Shampoo Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:35:22 +0000 http://www.belch.com/blog/2007/10/15/california-bans-the-rubber-duckie/#comment-75081 [...] previously discussed how Democrats want to ban rubber duckies in California here. Now they are back and want to ban baby shampoo, baby lotion and diaper rash ointments, and they [...] [...] previously discussed how Democrats want to ban rubber duckies in California here. Now they are back and want to ban baby shampoo, baby lotion and diaper rash ointments, and they [...]

]]> By: oOgerryOo http://www.belch.com/blog/2007/10/15/california-bans-the-rubber-duckie/comment-page-1/#comment-63632 oOgerryOo Sat, 15 Dec 2007 08:04:47 +0000 http://www.belch.com/blog/2007/10/15/california-bans-the-rubber-duckie/#comment-63632 Hi, I'm oOgerryOo. Just saying hello - I'm new. Hi,
I’m oOgerryOo.

Just saying hello – I’m new.

]]> By: Jim http://www.belch.com/blog/2007/10/15/california-bans-the-rubber-duckie/comment-page-1/#comment-48919 Jim Tue, 16 Oct 2007 20:13:10 +0000 http://www.belch.com/blog/2007/10/15/california-bans-the-rubber-duckie/#comment-48919 I see animals in films and wonder if they had to do tricks with peanut butter to get the role. :P I see animals in films and wonder if they had to do tricks with peanut butter to get the role. :P

]]> By: pat http://www.belch.com/blog/2007/10/15/california-bans-the-rubber-duckie/comment-page-1/#comment-48917 pat Tue, 16 Oct 2007 20:08:41 +0000 http://www.belch.com/blog/2007/10/15/california-bans-the-rubber-duckie/#comment-48917 <blockquote>“I bet that dog is dead by now”</blockquote> LOL! I see animals in movies and wonder if they have to join a union to act on screen. And everytime I see a rerun of Golden Girls, I run to IMDB to see if Rue McClanahan has dropped dead yet.

“I bet that dog is dead by now”

LOL! I see animals in movies and wonder if they have to join a union to act on screen.

And everytime I see a rerun of Golden Girls, I run to IMDB to see if Rue McClanahan has dropped dead yet.

]]> By: Trench http://www.belch.com/blog/2007/10/15/california-bans-the-rubber-duckie/comment-page-1/#comment-48916 Trench Tue, 16 Oct 2007 20:03:29 +0000 http://www.belch.com/blog/2007/10/15/california-bans-the-rubber-duckie/#comment-48916 I notice things like that. About 10 years ago I was watching Dirty Harry with a friend of mine. In part of the movie a dog runs across the screen. I say ti my friend "I bet that dog is dead by now". I notice things like that. About 10 years ago I was watching Dirty Harry with a friend of mine. In part of the movie a dog runs across the screen. I say ti my friend “I bet that dog is dead by now”.

]]> By: Jim http://www.belch.com/blog/2007/10/15/california-bans-the-rubber-duckie/comment-page-1/#comment-48914 Jim Tue, 16 Oct 2007 20:01:52 +0000 http://www.belch.com/blog/2007/10/15/california-bans-the-rubber-duckie/#comment-48914 now it says Fred Thompson ... I am confused now it says Fred Thompson … I am confused

]]> By: pat http://www.belch.com/blog/2007/10/15/california-bans-the-rubber-duckie/comment-page-1/#comment-48912 pat Tue, 16 Oct 2007 19:59:11 +0000 http://www.belch.com/blog/2007/10/15/california-bans-the-rubber-duckie/#comment-48912 That ad is awesome. Remember, if you click a hillary ad from this site, its like taking money out of her campaign funds and giving it to me. That ad is awesome. Remember, if you click a hillary ad from this site, its like taking money out of her campaign funds and giving it to me.

]]> By: Jim http://www.belch.com/blog/2007/10/15/california-bans-the-rubber-duckie/comment-page-1/#comment-48907 Jim Tue, 16 Oct 2007 19:49:34 +0000 http://www.belch.com/blog/2007/10/15/california-bans-the-rubber-duckie/#comment-48907 why would you notice that ? Which leads to another question ... why is Belch sponsoring an add to "vote for Hillary" ? http://www.imagedumpwitheasy.com/uploads/a3b0235928.jpg why would you notice that ? Which leads to another question … why is Belch sponsoring an add to “vote for Hillary” ?
http://www.imagedumpwitheasy.com/uploads/a3b0235928.jpg

]]> By: Trench http://www.belch.com/blog/2007/10/15/california-bans-the-rubber-duckie/comment-page-1/#comment-48904 Trench Tue, 16 Oct 2007 19:20:59 +0000 http://www.belch.com/blog/2007/10/15/california-bans-the-rubber-duckie/#comment-48904 In the original series? Yeah I did notice that. In the original series? Yeah I did notice that.

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