The whiny, undermedicated goth kid from the broken home won’t bring guns to class and try to kill you or your kid.

That’s what Asa Coon tried to do, but he had reached such depths while swimming in Lake Fail, he couldn’t score a critical shot on any of his victims. He finally realized what a miserable cretin he was and ate a bullet, which was probably the best meal of his life.


This group of stupid goth failures are way cooler than Asa Coon ever was.

There is a whole lot of dribble at this article here on Asa Coon at Cleveland.com. I have taken the time to summarize the salient points that I present below:

Asa Coon was a failure at school.
They called him Jack Black because he was fat and stupid. He dressed the part: his fingernails painted black, the dog collar around his neck, his faded rock concert T-shirts under a trench coat.

He slapped his Mom and threatened to commit suicide.

Asa walked into SuccessTech Academy Wednesday with a satchel full of guns and ammunition and opened fire on teachers and students.

He had been in an argument about God. Asa said he worshiped rock star Marilyn Manson. He flashed the other kid an obscene gesture. Ater school, the two kids fought. Asa took a beating (because he failed at everything, even fighting). Both were suspended.

Asa Coon was a Failure at Home.
Asa’s big brother Stephen was jailed for being violent in the home too. Court records show that his father’s whereabouts are largely unknown. He probably couldn’t stand having such a failure for a child.

He was in and out of court hearings and refused to take his meds. He lived in a squalid ghetto because his Mom was white trash.

And another thing about SuccessTech- The press is making this school out to be some sort of magnate exclusive club for geniuses. Its not. Its a vocational preparatory school. They teach the school district’s losers how to paint walls, pour concrete, weld, and dig ditches because that is likely the career paths they will go down.

It has been reported that people kept trying to tell the principal that Asa Coon was a loser that wanted to shoot up the school. The principal probably got that type of report everyday from the future criminals she was guarding. SuccessTech was not a school for Cleveland’s best of the best. It was for Cleveland’s worst of the worst and was likely the last hope for an education those students would get.

Trench has more at CrimeNe.Ws here.

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