Another local teacher was busted trying to get his man-boy love on.  Sick bastard was supposed to be teaching English, but from everything I’ve read, he was doing everything except for teaching.  He had foosball tournaments in his classroom. 

 

Ballmann let kids play a playstation in his classroom.  He built obstacle courses out of filing cabinets.  As far as reading went, it was comic books and Simpsons cartoons.  And of course, there was the project where students made funny videos and watched Saturday Night Live skits.

He also got nominated for teacher of the year- somehow.  Maybe it was for giving great massages to his boy students, ’cause it certainly wasn’t for teaching.  Yet one more reason to homeschool, folks.

From Gazette.net here:

An English teacher at a Rockville middle school who had chloroform and torn pictures of children in his home has been arrested for sexually abusing a student on numerous occasions.

Joseph Robert Ballmann, 47, of the 11100 block of Cedarwood Drive, is being held on $150,000 bond on charges of sexual abuse of a minor, third-degree sexual offense and sexual solicitation of a minor.

A now 15-year-old boy told police that Ballmann engaged in inappropriate sexual conduct with him beginning when the boy was a seventh-grader at Robert Frost Middle School and continuing into the next school year.  (That’s 12 years old, folks!)

The incidents occurred at Ballmann’s home between spring 2004 and May 2005.

Ballmann has been employed by Montgomery County Public Schools for about 18 years. He was placed on administrative leave from Robert Frost on Wednesday.

A search of Ballmann’s home turned up a pipe that appeared to be a bomb, explosives, handcuffs, chloroform, mace, pepper spray, torn pictures of children in the garbage and a handgun.

From NBC4 here:

The victim told police that he would visit Ballman’s house because the two had developed a close relationship. The teen said that on several occasions Ballmann showed him pornographic video, on five occasions he was given massages and on two occasions he was naked and Ballmann touched him inappropriately.

When I was a kid, my english teachers made me conjugate verbs and taught me sentence structure.  And what is the deal with the chloroform and the torn up pictures of kids?