Bush to Call Up Civil War Re-enactors

To send them to Iraq.  I always knew the South was going to rise again, and this time, we are going to kick some Al-Anbar ass!  Are we really scraping the bottom of the barrel now that recruitment is at an all time low?  And the question remains, however-  Are they the best people to send?

This question is answered in the video below from the ONN.  Click the picture to play.

And no one is going to take my bag of holding!