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Snoop Can’t Do Airports

What is up with Calvin Broadus? The man can beat a murder rap, but he can’t read the signs at the airport? Earlier this month the rapper was caught with a weapon in his carry on luggage. It was a 21 inch collapsable baton. Yeah, those airport signs say no weapons, so Snoop only left his Mac-10 at home.

Now he can’t read the signs that say “The White Zone is for the loading and unloading of passengers.” Cops stopped his car (I bet it had spinners!) in a white zone for a violation and when they searched it, they found a handgun and (shocker!) loads of marijuana. He was sprung from the jail after paying his 35 grand bail.

From the AP here:

BURBANK, Calif. – Snoop Dogg was arrested on suspicion of illegal drug and gun possession, police said.

The rapper, whose real name is Calvin Broadus, was arrested at 3:45 p.m. Thursday at Bob Hope Airport, police said. Snoop Dogg posted $35,000 bail and was scheduled to appear in court Dec. 12.

Airport police officers stopped Snoop Dogg at a loading zone for a vehicle code violation. When officers searched the vehicle they found a gun and marijuana, police said.

“There was no basis for this arrest,” the rapper’s attorney, Donald Etra, said in a statement. “We believe that once this is cleared up, all charges will be dismissed.”

This is shocking enough to make one want to drop his pimp cup! Snoop’s inability to navigate airports is not limited to these United States. Remember the brawl in Heathrow?

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