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Archive for September, 2006
Read a Great Pirate Book
Sep 29th
Pirates didnt make victims walk the plank. They had a much darker and bloody fate in store for those that resisted their ship board raids. But pirates did keep lots of parrots, monkeys and other exotic pets.
David Cordingly’s book Under the Black Flag is a great read and full of all the real facts of life as a privateer or a pirate. It reads a little bit like a term paper, but there are some facts that make you laugh out loud. For instance, Captain Henry Morgan (you know, the guy they named the yummy rum after), who was the most successful pirate in history, had to abandon his plans to invade and sack Cartagena. You see, he was having a coucil of war on board his flagship. While all of the officers were plotting, the crewmen were doing what pirates do. Drinking rum, singing, getting into fistfights…. Well, someone touched off a powder keg in the hold of the ship and the ship exploded. Only Captain Henry Morgan somehow survived the blast.
One not so funny part is how some sick pirates used to torture their prey that refused to cooperate and disclose where the treasure was. They would slit the belly of a victim, pull out a length of intestine and then nail it to the mast. Then the pirate would take a flaming log and beat the victim in the ass, forcing the victim to dance around on deck, making his guts fall out.
Arr! Its Friday and I need a Pusser’s Painkiller.
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As Vista Nears Release, Symantec Cries Louder
Sep 29th
Symantec is still whining loudly and throwing tantrums about Microsoft making Vista more secure. The whining and lawsuits are not going to prevent Microsoft from responding to its own customers’ complaints and requests to make the operating system as secure as it could be.
From News Factor here:
Symantec said Microsoft’s Vista, scheduled for release in January 2007, is specifically designed to shut out other firms’ antivirus software. Symantec also said Microsoft is deliberately withholding information needed to develop products that work on Windows Vista.
Symantec Communications Director Chris Paden said Vista will “reduce consumer choice” and create confusion for consumers when it comes to picking security software.
Symantec said the new interface comes with preset defaults for virus protection, firewall configuration, and spyware blocking and that users can install replacements for the default apps but not access those replacements through the built-in Security Center.
Paden said Vista’s Security Center control panel will confuse people who want to install third-party software. “It would be like trying to drive a car with two dashboards,” he said.
Although Symantec has not yet filed a formal complaint, Paden is hoping that, by speaking out, more public pressure will force Microsoft to allow other products to communicate seamlessly with Vista’s new security features.
It seems to me that they are threatening to sue again. Symantec seems to think that the userbase of Windows is so stupid that a new security panel interface will confuse them. I think that is insulting.
I think Symantec is way off base here, and I’m not the only one. From the same article, Natalie Lambert lets Symantec have it with both barrels:
Natalie Lambert, a security analyst with Forrester Research, noted that Symantec has been extremely vocal regarding Microsoft’s security plans. She said that, on several occasions, Symantec’s CEO, John W. Thompson, has gone so far as to tell audiences that users would be better off ditching Windows altogether for Macs.
Forrester’s Lambert disagrees with Symantec’s assessment of Microsoft’s cooperation with security companies. “[Microsoft has] spent a lot of time working with all security vendors and getting information to vendors to work on new solutions,” she said. “Symantec is the only vendor that has raised the issue.”
Lambert said Symantec has “great security software” but suspects the complaints are arising over the firm’s reluctance to retool its products.
If CEO John Thompson is advocating that users ditch the one product that has made Symantec famous, that of Windows products, he should be fired by his board of trustees. Not only did Thompson nearly crash the company with the unwise purchase of Veritas, who owed almost a Billion dollars in fines and back taxes, but he is refusing to innovate his own products to stay competitive in an ever-changing space.
McAffee is doing well with a great new line of IPS products and integrated security management. But Symantec seems to be a big yellow blimp that can’t stay in the air.
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Quack Chiropractor Claimed Time Travel Healing
Sep 29th
If he couldnt email your problems away or talk them away by phone, he said he could time travel and make the pain never happen. What an idiot. Worse are his duped customers.

From NBC4 here:
An Ohio chiropractor who claimed to treat patients using time travel has surrendered his license to practice.
State regulators had been investigating Dr. James Burda of Athens, who said he could take care of anyone, anywhere by reaching back in time to when the injury occurred.
Burda said he discovered the skill six years ago when he hurt his own foot while driving. He said he gave the pain a command to stop and it went away.
He said he doesn’t use force to realign bones, but he uses his mind to manipulate the body. But if that doesn’t work, he said he travels back in time to fix the problem. He calls the practice Bala-Keem. State medical officials call it malpractice.
Burda’s Web site offered long-distance healing service for $60 an hour.
The Ohio State Chiropractic Board accused him of being unable to practice due to mental illness. Now, in a written statement, Burda acknowledges his form of treatment was not acceptable.
Isnt being a chiropractor borderline quackery anyways? Now one of them is claiming to do long distance healing? He has a lot of made up words that form his mystic healing powers. One of them is called “bahlaqeem.” From his website here:
Bahlaqeem is a long distance healing service (not a product) to help increase the quality of your life that can be performed in the privacy of your home or other personal space. There is no need to come to my office. Best results occur when there is good communication with me by phone or email.
And its not just people he heals. From the comments section is a well written testimonial from a dog. The dog says:
“I am a 10 year old Bassett Hound and I have been in a lot of pain in my neck area. I would even wake up during the night and yowl from the pain. My owner called Jim Burda and described the way I was moping around and walking with my head down. Over the phone he was able to work on me. He found the area in my vertebrae that was out of place and was able to manipulate it into place. I am feeling much better and I hold my head up high again. There hasn t been a reason to yelp now for several weeks! Thank you.” DaisyMae
So there you go. Im a believer. Not only can he heal a dog, he can teach it to speak english and write testimonials on a webpage, all without the use of opposable thumbs!
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Whacky Chinese Animal Games
Sep 29th
PETA is wasting their time here in the United States. There is so much more they can be doing abroad. But no, they would rather stay in the United States comparing circus elephants to black slaves.
Those whacky Chinese, who send out squads of enforcers to murder dogs because they may spread rabies, have some competitions among the animal kingdom, including monkey weightlifting, horse fights, kangaroo kung fu, and black bear gymnastics.
With the way that China’s laws disregard animals, is it any wonder that the Chinese Government regards their own people with such disdain?

From the Daily Mail here:
An Australian kangaroo receives a fierce blow to the head by a man dressed in a clown suit in a shameful contest that will further fuel fears over China’s barbaric attitude to animals.
In the fight, the Australian kangaroo appears to reel backwards after receiving a right hook from its garishly attired opponent.
But the ‘roo, which was wearing boxing gloves on its front paws, fought back, grappling with the clown who was forced back towards the ropes by its onslaught.
The kangaroo is just one of 300 ‘athletes’ taking part in the annual event, now in its fourth year, at the Shanghai Wild Animal Park.
The event held in a large arena also involves an elephant carrying the Olympic torch and various animals including zebras and mountain goats put through a series of events such as hurdles and races.
Also pictured at the event yesterday were bears standing with boxing gloves on their paws during another distasteful performance.
In July the Daily Mail reported the babrbaric sport of horse fighting where cheering crowds took bets on which stallion would win a bloody battle.
That Chinaman is wearing a Clown Suit. I hope the Kangaroo breaks his clown neck. If you buy things made in China, this may be the type of recreation you are supporting. More pictures below.


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Al Gore Blames Global Warming on Smokers
Sep 29th
If you smoke, Al Gore, who used to sell tobacco, says that you are a contributor to his religious vision of the doom of mankind due to Global Warming. You know what that means? Here comes higher taxes on cigarettes.

From Drudge-
GORE: CIGARETTE SMOKING ‘SIGNIFICANT’ CONTRIBUTOR TO GLOBAL WARMING
Fri Sep 29 2006 09:04:05 ETFormer U.S. Vice President Al Gore warned hundreds of U.N. diplomats and staff on Thursday evening about the perils of climate change, claiming: Cigarette smoking is a “significant contributor to global warming!”
Gore, who was introduced by Secretary-General Kofi Annan, said the world faces a “full-scale climate emergency that threatens the future of civilization on earth.”
The only solution to ending the human based effects on Global Warming is to eliminate humans. I hereby call for all humans that believe that they are contributing to Global Warming to become immediately “Carbon Neutral” by committing mass suicide. Its the only way. Please? For the planet?
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Robert Downey Jr as Ironman!
Sep 29th
Just like the comic book character Tony Stark, Robert Downey Jr. has faced some serious internal struggles and demons in his life. I hope he is over them and can really make the comic fandom proud of his portrayal in the upcoming Iron Man movie. And its directed by Jon Favreau, who will certainly lend the film its needed grit.

And according to the story, he is kidnapped and forced to build a weapon, just like his original storyline when the hero was introduced in Marvel. Back then, it was the Viet Cong. Who will it be now? Muslim extremists? I hope Marvel has the balls to make it so.

From Reuters here:
Robert Downey, Jr. is suiting up to star in “Iron Man,” a superhero movie based on the Marvel Comics character.
Jon Favreau is directing the Paramount Pictures release. Filming is slated to begin in February in Los Angeles.
Downey will portray Tony Stark, a billionaire industrialist and genius inventor who is kidnapped and forced to build a devastating weapon. Using his intelligence and ingenuity, Stark instead builds a high-tech suit of armor and escapes captivity. Upon his return to the U.S., he uncovers a plot with global implications and must don his armor and protect the world.
“The Marvel characters are not just about how high they jump or how fast they fly, they’re about their character flaws,” Feige said. “They’re about their inner demons. They’re about the struggles that they go through between being a man and being a hero.”
Downey, who has battled his fair share of inner demons, worked hard to get the role, getting in shape and even growing a goatee like the one Stark sports in the comic books.
“The point is, we looked at everybody, and we found the best person for the role. It’s as confident a casting move as we’ve ever done. The proof will be in the pudding, but he is Tony Stark.”
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Great New Sound- The Raconteurs
Sep 28th
I caught the band’s hit on the radio the other morning and really liked the sound. Its great to have a new band out there that is not “emo” and one that is serious about making great music.
Its the Raconteurs. Click here for the Website.
Click the pics below to see two music videos. And they are coming to my town mid-November with Bob Dylan. Im so gonna be there.
Steady As She Goes is the current hit. Click it to see it in .mov format.
This next video is cool because the band invades a school for hot deaf girls. Im gonna get my wife to interpret since she is fluent in ASL.
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Pentagon Knows Islam Causes Suicide Bombers
Sep 28th
Even though the President won’t admit it, the Pentagon came to the conclusion that the religion of Islam is the root cause of the mindset that makes it okay to carry out suicide bombings.

From World Net Daily:
In public, the U.S. government has made an effort to avoid linking the terrorist threat to Islam and the Quran while dismissing suicide terrorists as crazed heretics who pervert Islamic teachings.
“The terrorists distort the idea of jihad into a call for violence and murder,” the White House maintains in its recently released “National Strategy for Combating Terrorism” report.
But internal Pentagon briefings show intelligence analysts have reached a wholly different conclusion after studying Islamic scripture and the backgrounds of suicide terrorists. They’ve found that most Muslim suicide bombers are in fact students of the Quran who are motivated by its violent commands.
In Islam, it is not how one lives one’s life that guarantees spiritual salvation, but how one dies, according to the briefings.
“Suicide in defense of Islam is permitted, and the Islamic suicide bomber is, in the main, a rational actor,” concludes a recent Pentagon briefing paper titled, “Motivations of Muslim Suicide Bombers.”
“His actions provide a win-win scenario for himself, his family, his faith and his God,” the document explains. “The bomber secures salvation and the pleasures of Paradise. He earns a degree of financial security and a place for his family in Paradise.
“And finally, because of the manner of his death, he is assured that he will find favor with Allah,” the briefing adds. “Against these considerations, the selfless sacrifice by the individual Muslim to destroy Islam’s enemies becomes a suitable, feasible and acceptable course of action.”
You have to attack the religion itself in order to defeat the religious tenets. Its a hard choice to make, but the Pentagon must consider the weaknesses of the enemy and choose to exploit those weaknesses.
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Another Child Predator Busted
Sep 28th
This time its the Human Resources Director for the Washington Times. Its a 53-Year Old degenerate named Randall Casseday, who lives in New York, but sometimes stays in the Washington DC area. This scumbag used a computer to try to entice a 13 year old child into having sex with him. When he showed up to meet the child, he actually met some cops.
From the Washington Times, his former employer, here:
Metropolitan Police today charged the director of human resources at The Washington Times with one count of attempting to entice a minor on the Internet.
Randall Casseday, 53, was arrested at 9:45 p.m. yesterday in the 1300 block of Brentwood Road NE, where police said he had arranged to meet who he thought was a 13-year-old girl. He had actually exchanged Internet messages and photographs with a male police officer posing as a girl.
“When he went there, he was met by police,” police spokesman Sgt. Joe Gentile said.
As set out in an affidavit filed in U.S. District Court today, Mr. Casseday, whose home address was listed in the unit block of Manner House Drive in Dobbs Ferry, N.Y., initiated a conversation with the undercover officer in an online chat room.
In the course of the conversation, Mr. Casseday sent via e-mail several graphic photographs of himself, and the police officer sent him a photograph described in the complaint as of “a young child in a bathing suit.”
The two agreed to meet at 9:30 p.m.
Brian Bauman, a spokesman for The Washington Times, said that Mr. Casseday had been suspended without pay pending the results of the investigation.
Federal law prohibits using the Internet to entice a minor to engage in sexual activity and carries a mandatory minimum sentence of five years in federal prison without parole and a maximum sentence of 30 years in federal prison without parole.
Mandatory Minimum of 5 years? Thats a great start and a great law. Hasta, scumbag! Oh, by the way, as someone who is a human resources director, shouldnt he know what is deemed as acceptable behavior in the workplace?
And the great missing kids banner at the top is available from the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children here. Get the banner for your website!
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GE Screws 50,000 Employees
Sep 27th
GE had a laptop swiped from a hotel room that contained the names and socials of 50k current and former employees. The article does not say that the data on the drive was encrypted, so Im assuming it was not.

From Reuters here:
September 26, 2006 (Reuters) — General Electric Co. said today that a company laptop containing the names and Social Security numbers of 50,000 current and former employees was stolen in early September.
The laptop, which had been issued to a GE official who was authorized to have the data, was stolen from a locked hotel room, GE said.
The Fairfield, Conn.-based company began mailing letters this week to the people whose names and Social Security numbers were on the laptop to notify them of the breach and offer a year’s free access to a credit-monitoring service, GE spokesman Russell Wilkerson said.
Wilkerson declined to give further details such as where and when the theft took place or whether the company official is still with GE.
Anytime that this personal data is placed on a hard drive that exits the sphere of physical control of the corporate security office, it should be encrypted. GE knows this, and they are one of the leaders in IT security. They have the entire 3.x.x.x class A address space and they have an amazing IA team. How this one got away is puzzling. It can only be negligence or an external contractor that does not take proper precautions.
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Terrel Owens Ruins Another NFL Franchise
Sep 27th
The Dallas Cowboys are the latest victims in TO’s quest to ruin every NFL Team before the end of his career. After so much pre season speculation and drama that failed to completely distract the Cowboys, TO made a desperate attempt to keep everyone “focused on ME” by attempting suicide.
According to police, he chugged a bottle of pain killers. According to his publicist, he was hospitalized for an “allergic reaction to pain medication.” Can a near-death experience could be considered an allergic reaction?
From the Smoking Gun here:
Controversial football star Terrell Owens attempted suicide last night by taking an overdose of prescription pain pills, according to a Dallas Police Department report. A copy of the report can be found below. The Dallas Cowboys wide receiver, 32, was depressed and told cops that he was trying to harm himself, the report states.
Lots of speculation is flying around as to the reasons behind the suicide attempt. Some say he is a closet homosexual, others say he is just incredibly lonely. All I know is that suicide is the ultimate selfish act, and this is TO’s latest attempt to keep the nation focused on him.
Hear that sound? Its the sound of millions of Fantasy Football Players scratching TO from their rosters.
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Chase Screws 2.6 Million Circuit City Customers
Sep 26th
When I was twenty-something, one of my first credit cards was a Circuit City Card. It was paid off long ago and the card clipped and thrown away. I confirmed the account was closed and I never heard from them again.
Until yesterday. I got a letter from Chase Card Services explaining to me that the old information, including my social security number, is hopefully at the bottom of a deep pit in some landfill somewhere, but uh… the Card Services company isn’t completely sure that’s where it is. It seems that they can’t tell the difference between backup tapes and old Pizza boxes. Idiots.
From CIO.com here:
Chase Card Services has dumped tapes containing millions of customers details in a landfill site.
The company will now have to tell 2.6 million current and former credit card customers of Circuit City that tapes containing their details were tossed out when they were mistaken for rubbish. Chase is apparently working with both local and national authorities to find out what happened, but it thinks they were in a locked box that was crushed and dumped in the landfill hole.
There is no evidence that the tapes or their contents have been accessed or misused, the company said. And CEO Rich Srednicki issued a statement promising that: “The privacy of our customers personal information is of utmost importance to us, and we take the responsibility to safeguard this information very seriously.”
Utmost importance huh? Just not important enough to properly label your backup tapes. Yeah, blame it on the immigrant cleaning crew. That’s the ticket. They should fire anyone who was responsible for the handling of this data.
Chase is offering me one free year of credit monitoring. I may just take them up on that.
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Andy Purdy Out at NCSD
Sep 26th
Andy Purdy is signing off at his position at National Cyber Security Division, where he has been serving as acting head of the Homeland Security Office which oversees US-CERT.
Purdy has come under criticism for pumping one-fifth of the budget of NCSD over to Carnegie Mellon University’s Software Engineering Institute, of which Purdy remains an employee.
I remain critical of CMU/SEI because after absorbing so much money, they have returned very little production and output for US-CERT.
From SiliconValley.com here:
WASHINGTON (AP) – The Bush administration’s cybersecurity chief, who worked under an unusual agreement with a private university that does extensive business with the office he manages, is leaving his job.
Donald “Andy” Purdy Jr. will step down as acting director of the National Cyber Security Division, part of the Department of Homeland Security. A government spokesman, Jarrod Agen, declined to comment on Purdy’s plans, but colleagues circulated an invitation to his farewell party next week.
Purdy worked at Homeland Security under a two-year contract with Carnegie Mellon University that expires Oct. 3. Under the contract, the government paid Purdy $245,481 in salary and benefits each year, not including travel reimbursements; Carnegie Mellon paid him an additional $43,320 a year.
His contract drew congressional scrutiny after The Associated Press reported in June that Purdy’s cybersecurity division has paid Carnegie Mellon $19 million in contracts this year, almost one-fifth the unit’s total budget.
Purdy, who controlled a budget of about $107 million and as many as 44 full-time federal employees, said at the time he was not involved in discussions over his own office’s business deals with the school.
Earlier this week, the government announced it has selected trade industry executive Greg Garcia as the department’s new assistant secretary for cybersecurity and telecommunications. He will oversee the division and the hiring of Purdy’s successor.
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Oklahoma Senator James Inhofe Slams Eco-Religionists
Sep 26th
This Senator is getting sick of the whole Global Warming alarmism and the efforts by the religious zealots of the Eco-Left to distort science in the name of their religion. He gave an amazing speech on the Senate floor.
You should read the whole thing here. Its long, but I’ve taken some of the salient points and put them here.
Since 1895, the media has alternated between global cooling and warming scares during four separate and sometimes overlapping time periods. From 1895 until the 1930 s the media pedaled a coming ice age.
From the late 1920 s until the 1960 s they warned of global warming. From the 1950 s until the 1970 s they warned us again of a coming ice age. This makes modern global warming the fourth estate s fourth attempt to promote opposing climate change fears during the last 100 years. Recently, advocates of alarmism have grown increasingly desperate to try to convince the public that global warming is the greatest moral issue of our generation.
The National Academy of Sciences report reaffirmed the existence of the Medieval Warm Period from about 900 AD to 1300 AD and the Little Ice Age from about 1500 to 1850. Both of these periods occurred long before the invention of the SUV or human industrial activity could have possibly impacted the Earth s climate. In fact, scientists believe the Earth was warmer than today during the Medieval Warm Period, when the Vikings grew crops in Greenland.
It is very simplistic to feign horror and say the one degree Fahrenheit temperature increase during the 20th century means we are all doomed. First of all, the one degree Fahrenheit rise coincided with the greatest advancement of living standards, life expectancy, food production and human health in the history of our planet.
The Little Ice Age, which resulted in harsh winters which froze New York Harbor and caused untold deaths, ended about 1850.
The history of the modern environmental movement is chock full of predictions of doom that never came true. We have all heard the dire predictions about the threat of overpopulation, resource scarcity, mass starvation, and the projected death of our oceans. None of these predictions came true, yet it never stopped the doomsayers from continuing to predict a dire environmental future.
The more the eco-doomsayers predictions fail, the more the eco-doomsayers predict.
While greenhouse gas limiting proposals may cost the industrialized West trillions of dollars, it is the effect on the developing world s poor that is being lost in this debate.
Expanding basic necessities like running water and electricity in the developing world are seen by many in the green movement as a threat to the planet s health that must be avoided. Energy poverty equals a life of back-breaking poverty and premature death.
If we allow scientifically unfounded fears of global warming to influence policy makers to restrict future energy production and the creation of basic infrastructure in the developing world — billions of people will continue to suffer.
Political campaign funding by environmental groups to promote climate and environmental alarmism dwarfs spending by the fossil fuel industry by a three-to-one ratio. Environmental special interests, through their 527s, spent over $19 million compared to the $7 million that Oil and Gas spent through PACs in the 2004 election cycle.
Finally, a September 15, 2006 Reuters News article claimed that polar bears in the Arctic are threatened with extinction by global warming. The article by correspondent Alister Doyle, quoted a visitor to the Arctic who claims he saw two distressed polar bears. According to the Reuters article, the man noted that one of [the polar bears] looked to be dead and the other one looked to be exhausted.” The article did not state the bears were actually dead or exhausted, rather that they looked that way.
Of the 13 populations of polar bears in Canada, 11 are stable or increasing in number. They are not going extinct, or even appear to be affected at present.
The American people know when their intelligence is being insulted. They know when they are being used and when they are being duped by the hysterical left.
The ridiculous notion that using energy makes you a sinner and is dooming the earth to catastrophe is literally killing people in Africa. African and other developing regions need real infrastructure in order to keep them safe and healthy. They need refrigerators to keep their food cool. And lighting to read by. And power sources to help their industries thrive. They dont need empty platitudes or admiration about how they are “one with the environment” when their life expectancy is 40 years old.
And by attempting to use polar bears as a cute and fuzzy face to the dangers of global warming is sickening too. They represent the sacrificial lamb of the eco-religionists who must die on the “altar of global warming” in order for the rest of the unwashed energy users to come to salvation. Puh.
Im glad there are common sense Senators in Congress who have the guts to speak the truth for science.
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Dylan’s When the Deal Goes Down
Sep 25th
I have never been much of a Bob Dylan fan. But if the other songs on his album are like this, and if he keeps putting Scarlett Johansson in his videos, I’m going to be a big fan. His latest album is “Modern Times,” which enjoyed a brief spot at number one on the Billboard Charts. This music video is from the song “When the Deal Goes Down,” and is beautiful in its 16mm format. It has a haunting nostalgia to it. And Scarlett is equally beautiful with her classic good looks and early 60′s costumes. Click on the pic below or here to see the video.
This video came by Way of Alphamonkey at TransBuddha. His site is awesome, and you should check it out regularly.
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Javelin Judge Misjudges
Sep 25th
This photo is topping the most emailed at Yahoo. I suppose if you are going to be a javelin judge, the first rule should be to stay out of the way of the javelin.
Ouch. A dirty javelin through the foot. Beats my worst days. Did she lose it in the lights? Did someone throw out of turn? And if she wasnt paying attention, she is lucky it only got her in the foot and not the back or chest!

Track and field line judge Lia Mara Lourenco is helped after a javelin hit her in her foot during ‘Brazil Trophy,’ a national track and field competition.
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Eat a Roach, Piss Off PETA
Sep 25th
The whacky kooks at PETA are taking another stand. Thank God they are advocating for the welfare of Madagascar Hissing Roaches. If you go to a Halloween Fright Fest at Six Flags, you can get unlimited line jumping passes if you eat a giant cockroach. PETA is shedding real tears because the contest is “cruel.”

Meanwhile the Saudis and Chinese are wiping out millions of dogs. Nice to see the kooks have their priorities straight.
From the AP here:
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals wants Six Flags Great America to scrap its Halloween-themed cockroach-eating promotion.
A spokeswoman for the animal rights organization says the contest at the amusement park’s FrightFest is “gratuitously cruel.”
The park in Gurnee, Ill., is joining other Six Flags parks in offering unlimited line-jumping privileges to anyone who eats a live Madagascar hissing cockroach. The bugs are up to three inches long.
The contest begins next month.
Amusement park officials are defending their menu choice. Great America spokesman Jim Taylor says the bugs are nutritious, high in protein and fat free.
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Medical Identity Fraud
Sep 25th
Here is a hinky and dangerous twist for ID Theft: Someone dumpster dives to steal your identity so they can get quality medical care. A Florida woman found out the hard way that someone compromised her identity in order to have a diabetic foot amputated. When the bill collectors showed up, she had to show them affidavits and pictures of her toes and the fact that they were still attached in order to make them go away.

The dangerous part of this is there is a risk that your medical information could be poisoned with false information, such as wrong blood type, medical history, drug interaction history or that you have a major disease such as diabetes or a heart condition.
From the LATimes here:
ID Theft Infects Medical Records
After shoulder surgery last year, Lind Weaver was stunned when hospital bill collectors demanded that she pay for the amputation of her right foot.
“Either you didn’t do the surgery, or you did a really [shoddy] job of it,” Weaver told them, sending along notarized photos of her toes, all still attached. “Either way, I’m not paying.”
But the 56-year-old retired schoolteacher quickly discovered she was dealing with something more nefarious than a simple clerical error: An identity thief had obtained medical care under Weaver’s name and had the bill sent to her insurer.
A year later, Weaver is still trying to catch errors in her medical records and clear the hospital bills fraudulently run up in her name.
With their medical records compromised, victims of this kind of fraud face a greater risk of injury or even death if doctors make treatment decisions based on bad information. Files might list incorrect prescriptions or the wrong blood type. Or, as in Weaver’s case, an erroneous diagnosis of diabetes.
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Killer Bee Mead
Sep 23rd
Im going back to the Maryland Renfest again tomorrow. Its pirate weekend, and I have a pirate costume that I mashed together from various sources, so it should be lots of fun. I think the best thing about the Renfest is the feasting. Im looking forward to the pickles that are the size of your fist and the bags of beef jerkey. And of course, the turkey leg is a must-get every time you go.

One of the best surprises about the Renfest is the store that sells specialized honey. There are about two dozen different types of honey, ranging from clover to Tupelo honey to blueberry flower honey. You can actually do a honey tasting at this store to find out what honey you like the best. Most people like honey with biscuits or other baked goods. I like it for mead.
I got four pounds of honey last time I was there to make my mead with. One type is honey made from Africanized Bees in Brazil. Out of all the honeys I tasted, the Africanized Honey seemed to be the thickest with the most sugar. So I mixed that into a batch of mead tonight, along with a spiced tea containing cinnamon, nutmeg, juniper berries, rosemary and fennel seeds. For the fruit flavor, I chose a rich blackberry preserves to steep into a deep purple tea that I mixed with the honey water.
It should be ready next Sunday. If you want my complete recipe for one gallon of easy mead, check here.
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Farrakahn Dying from Ass Cancer
Sep 22nd
Proof that God exists. The hate-filled racist is heading for the mother ship.

From Reuters:
Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan, 73, has suffered new health problems relating to earlier diagnosed prostate cancer and has canceled all engagements, he said in a letter published on the Web site of his church.
“I have been suffering from the after-effects of an extremely high dose of radiated seed implantation that indeed killed the cancer cells that had broken the prostate capsule, but over time, these seeds have done severe internal damage.”
Farrakhan, who once called Judaism a “gutter religion” and later said his comments were simply misinterpreted street talk, was a driving force behind the 1995 million-man march on Washington.
During a recent rip to Cuba, he said in the letter, doctors discovered an anal ulcer “similar to the ulcer that I had in 1998-1999 that almost caused the loss of my life.”
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