God Hates Clowns Too
I have mentioned before that I hate clowns. I don’t really know where this hatred originated- I think sometime around the age of 12 or so- but I began to realize that clowns aren’t funny. They are creepy and menacing. The only time that clowns would be funny is if a big batch of clowns were attacked by ninjas. Or pirates. Or the ATF storming the “clown compound” with flame throwers.
But in this case, a clown was performing some wierd circus stunt, and there was a fall from a good height, followed by a crushing cage. Children were there to witness this final un-funny clown act.
From the AP here:
Kids Watch As Clown Is Crushed to Death
DUBLIN, Ireland (AP) — A hot-air balloon caught fire during a circus stunt, killing a clown acrobat as dozens of children watched, police said Tuesday.
The accident happened Monday night as the Royal Russian Circus was performing in Scariff, County Clare, a village in western Ireland. About 100 people were in the audience, most of them children. Police said the clown was a 26-year-old man from Belarus but didn’t release his name.
Witnesses said the man, dressed in a clown outfit, was hanging from a cage suspended by ropes and a hot-air balloon inside the canvas tent. When the balloon exploded in flames, the cage fell on top of the man.
This site is hilarious. Guess what. Most crimes that are commited are by people who are non-clowns. YOu have a fear, so you turn it to hate. I feel sorry for you, worm. God hates clowns too? wow. You MUST be catholic. Catholics can’t decide if God loves or hates. Your a brainwashed, scared, little worm. BOO!!
God does hate clowns, which is why most all of them go to hell when they die. Just like the guy in this article.
And statistically speaking, crimes are committed by non clowns because most criminals can’t afford the clown makeup.