Little Sisters\Brothers

Don’t you hate it when your little brother or sisters are always getting on your nerves? How they’re always telling on you and whining about everything so they can have it their way? How parents always seem to favor them over you? Well, I’m here to tell you that it’s time to do something about it!

If your little brother or sister is getting on your nerves all you have to do is learn how to take charge. Once they're trained it’ll be like having a dog because they’ll do anything and everything you tell them to do.

Here’s how you train them:

*You might get yelled at by your parents but don’t let that stop you.

*It’s best to start when they are young.

• You have to learn how to show them that you’re the boss. You do this by telling them what to do and if they refuse you simply hurt them, but not too hard you don’t want them to start crying. (Grabbing an ear or a neck would probably be okay)
• When they ask for something simply say "no." Pretty soon they’ll treat you like you’re the parent because they will understand that you are a lot older, bigger, stronger, and smarter.
• When and if you do something and you don’t want your parents to know but your sibling knows about it and they are blackmailing you, all you have to do is lock them in their room. You should usually tie up their mouths so they can’t scream for mom or dad, pretty soon they’ll learn that they shouldn’t mess with you.

*Once your little brother or sister is properly trained they can actually be pretty cool. This may be a little harder with older ones but if you keep working at it, eventually you will accomplish it.