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February 4, 2013

Will Ferrell’s Bizarre Old Milwaukee Beer Superbowl Commercial

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Superbowl was last night! Seriously, how poor is New Orleans that they can’t keep the lights on? This bizarre commercial from Will Ferrell might make you wish for another power outage.

January 30, 2013

Taylor Swift Lands Diet Coke Deal

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Taylor Swift landed another huge endorsement deal and she made a YouTube video about it. She’s now partnered with Diet Coke.

January 30, 2013

Meghan Fox for Brazilian Brahma Beer

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Its the number one beer served in flaming Brazilian nightclubs. Oh, too soon?

January 30, 2013

Taco Bell Caves to Left Wing Food Group

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If you bring just a veggie platter to a Superbowl party, you are not welcome. This is a fact of life. Taco Bell made an ad encouraging people to bring a taco 12 pack, which is their right to do, but they poked fun at vegans. Being the pussy-whipped corporation they are, they yanked the ad. Well, tacos are only good for about 14 minutes after they are prepared anyways or else they get gross and soggy. Anyways, here’s the ad.

You think Taco Bell caved to the CSPI?

January 20, 2013

Beer Poetry FTW

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Thanks to Dan for this tweet:

January 18, 2013

Captain Tony’s Hoarder Ceiling

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Captain Tony’s Hoarder Ceiling, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr.

The ceiling of Captain Tony’s Saloon in Key West is cluttered with memorabilia, old dollar bills, photos, business cards and bras. Just keep your beer covered to keep the dust from falling in it.

January 18, 2013

One of Each, Please

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One of Each, Please, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr.

Hanging out at the Porch in Key West. Great wine, rare brews and perhaps a few ghosts in this historic building to keep you company while you imbibe.

January 10, 2013

In Russia, Beer Commercials Make YOU

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Clever beer commercial from Russia. And kinda hot.

January 4, 2013

Using a Fat Guy as a Drum

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Sounds great, but it gets your hands a little sweaty.

January 2, 2013

The Bacon Eiffel Tower

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Looks tasty!

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Via Buzzfeed.

December 21, 2012

Ultimate Inside Out Grilled Cheese Sammich

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This is a tasty looking sandwich. Cheese consumption is about to go way up.

December 20, 2012

Dude Overthinks French Fries

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Yes, crispy fries are delicious. But this Brit has come up with a very painful way to cook French Fries. If he runs a restaurant, he would have to charge 10 Pounds for a small basket of his chips.

So is this the best or worst way to cook fries?

December 20, 2012

Drunken Caped Invader

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The people who wrote this letter seem much more understanding about a drunken home invasion than I would be. Drunk dude breaks into home wearing a cape and winds up urinating on the carpet and couch. Some people just call that Thursday.

drunkinvader

Via DailyMail here.

December 18, 2012

Very Cool Automated Butchering Robots

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Mmmmmm. Ham!

But I bet this makes PETA sob.

December 10, 2012

Old Timers With Fish

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Old Timers With Fish, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr.

I love old photos of guys hanging out at saloons and taverns. I swiped this photo from a pub wall in San Carlo, CA using my genius scan app. It wasn’t until I really examined the photo that I realized that one dude is holding a pair of fish in one hand and a beer in the other.

So here’s to you, Mr. Take your fish to a bar. Well played, friend.

December 10, 2012

Japanese Prove Beer Staves Off Infections

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Good news for those beer drinkers- an ingredient in hops may stave off bacteria that causes pneumonia and other illnesses according to a study by Sapporo, a beer maker in Japan.

From the DC here:

Consuming large quantities of a key ingredient in beer can protect against winter sniffles and even some serious illnesses in small children, a Japanese brewery said citing a scientific study.

A chemical compound in hops, the plant brewers use to give beer its bitter taste, provides an effective guard against a virus that can cause severe forms of pneumonia and bronchitis in youngsters, Sapporo Breweries said Wednesday.

In research with scientists at Sapporo Medical University, the compound — humulone — was found to be effective in curbing the respiratory syncytial (RS) virus.

And I’m no doctor, but the women in this photo look VERY healthy to me.

December 4, 2012

I Want This Nifty Tie Flask

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Hate having to wear a tie everyday at work? Ever feel like you need to sneak a drink? Then this would be the perfect tie for you! Its a flask hidden into a common necktie.

From the DailyMail here:

Baxdo, the company responsible for creating the tie, sells the tie using the slogan, ‘The FlaskTie is a fashion statement of thirst quenching proportions.’

Ray Couch, from AG Distribution Ltd in the UK, who sell the FlaskTie, said: ‘This is the only tie in the world which doubles as a flask, it’s completely unique.

‘The FlaskTie adds to the need of an every day object and is also a bit of a giggle at the same time.

‘We think British people are renowned for being big drinkers so adding an alcoholic connotation to something like a tie should go down really well.

December 4, 2012

The Tasty Disappearing Pig

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This is where we get the tenderloins, ham, picnic, ribs and of course, the bacon.

November 28, 2012

Cooking Channel for Sad Stoners and Retards

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I have no idea why we need a sad, fat dude giving an instructional video on how to heat up canned chili and nacho cheese in the microwave for what I’m sure is the world’s crappiest nachos, enjoyed only by stoners and palate-challenged special education kids, but here it is.

November 25, 2012

Bud Light and Rescue Dogs

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Bud Light encourages everyone to rescue a dog, provided you teach it to fetch beer.

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