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July 3, 2013

Concern Over Trucker Quickly Changes

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Weeing a car accident conjures up feelings of pity for the driver and concerns for health and safety. At least, until other more tragic victims are spotted.




June 24, 2013

Now THAT’s a Martini

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A man deserves a great martini even though his wife slaves away all day.




June 17, 2013

Enjoy the Great Gatsby Cocktail

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Want a pretentious cocktail? This should do it.




June 11, 2013

Eeewww: Canned Wine

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This decision might explain why French wines are losing to American Varietals- they want to sell them in a can.

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From French24 here:

Canned wine has been proven to work in markets like Japan and Germany. A French start-up wants to replicate this success in France, a country where tinned wine is virtually unheard-of, in a bid to “democratise the sale of quality wine”.

Purists will wince. A French start-up hopes to revolutionise wine consumption in France by selling produce from quality-assured vineyards – in tin cans.




May 31, 2013

Can I Have My Drink Now, Juggle Boy?

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From “Some God Damn Foreigner’s Got Talent”




May 30, 2013

80’s 7 Eleven Commcerial

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This commercial proves that everything got instantly better once we got Jimmy Carter out of office. This commercial is from this awesome article on the origin of the Big Gulp. Check it out.




May 27, 2013

Jersey TGIFridays Spiking Liquor

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This is why I stick to beer whenever I’m in New Jersey.




May 23, 2013

Spinning Chocolate Masterpiece

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A spinning disk of chocolate is really amazing with a strobe light.




May 21, 2013

Is This KegMobile Street Legal?

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Not without a good supply of red solo cups, I presume.

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May 17, 2013

Vintage Animated Beer Commercial

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Piels beer was pretty good, but they couldn’t get an endorsement from the French-speaking hockey player.




May 16, 2013

Bacon’s Guide to Using Social Media

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Got this from Pinterest. If you use social media, I’m certain you’ve spotted this trend too.

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May 14, 2013

Say Yeah, Nah in New Zealand

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This is a bizarre commercial for having a blast without drinking too many beezees.




May 13, 2013

Try Zagorka Beer

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This is a series of really odd commercials for Zagorka Beer.




May 2, 2013

The Mountain Dew Racist Goat Commercial

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I have to admit, I LOLed.

You mean black people go to jail? Say it ain’t so!




April 29, 2013

Budweiser Has Facebook Connected Pint Glasses

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Well why not? Spend your time drinking, you may as well keep track online.

From FoxNews here:

Toasting with new friends just got a futuristic, and slightly creepy, upgrade.
Budweiser recently unveiled the “Buddy Cup,” a pint glass with a built-in chip that connects to Facebook. The cup automatically connects people on Facebook when they clink glasses with another “Buddy Cup” user, creating a virtual friendship instantly.
The cup’s promotional video shows the glass being tested in Brazil as images of drinkers enjoyably clinking pints flash across the screen.
“So, they just did the same as always: Went out drinking Bud, and making new friends,” a male narrator announces in the company’s commercial. “Buddy Cup: the more Buds, the more friends.”

Me? Still looking for a twitter-based Tequila shotglass.




April 22, 2013

Drinkers Prayer and Carved Chicken

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Drinkers Prayer and Carved Chicken, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr.

Saw this great sign and carved wooden chicken at the Hunter’s Run Vineyard just outside of Leesburg. Wonderful way to waste a Sunday!




April 13, 2013

This Looks Yummy

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April 1, 2013

Scope Bacon Mouthwash Viral Ad

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Of course this isn’t a real product, but it sure created some buzz around April Fool’s Day.




March 26, 2013

Bacon and Eggs are Better For You

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Than carrots, salads and french fries. Its the carbs, folks. Wanna see what a 2000 calorie intake looks like?

With eggs and bacon alone, you will not get hungry and couldn’t possibly eat enough food to reach the 2000 calorie mark. Fats keep you from getting hungry. Eat one of those cinnamon buns and you’ll be back for more in an hour. See why you are fat?




March 19, 2013

This is How to Get Free Sodas

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Just bring your tape measure and a lookout.





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