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Who Wants to Date Your Stalker?
Jan 26th
Americans can’t get their fill of tasteless reality-based game shows! Coming soon, to FOX, will be a gameshow from the producers of Joe Millionaire and Fear Factor!
O.J. Simpson makes his return to television as the controversial host of Who Wants to Date Your Stalker?
This show opens with videotaped expressions of love by folks infatuated with men, women, celebrities, or singers, along with statements of what they would do if they could have a date with the object of their affection. Video footage of the victims are provided by undercover detectives or by the stalkers themselves. The stalkers then perform various stunts, such as eating all of their own hair in a milkshake, severing small fingers or ears, or piercing body parts with hot pins. When the stunt is successfully completed, the stalkers get the opportunity to make their pleas for a date with their victims.
The victims in these cases are tricked into flying to the city of the studio under various pretenses, such as a job interview, contest prize, or audition for a film or TV show. The victims are then brought out onto stage before a live audience where their stalkers beg them for a date and show their victims the excruciating pain they would put themselves through to earn such a date.
If the victims say no, then O.J. attempts to persuade the victims to comply by luring them into the date with offers of cash, prizes, and even armed security guards if desired. The stalking victims can even request additional proofs of affection from the stalker by spinning the huge prove-it wheel that contain various and nefarious and often humiliating stunts that the stalker must perform upon request.
An exciting moment to look for is when O.J. tells one despondent loser stalker, You know what you have to do now, right? and then winks and slashes at his neck as if he were holding a knife. Just joking folks, send your letters to FOX, ha, ha.
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Loading ...Kanye West Celebrity Belch
Jan 25th
I have to say that getting Kanye to submit a belch to this site was one of the most difficult endeavors I have ever undertaken. Kanye West, the newest and hottest rapper that doesn’t have bullet holes in him, gave one of the worst performances of any celebrity on this site. What can I say? Kanye West doesn’t care about belches. Click the picture to hear this poor performance.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 6) Loading ...Great Beer! Blue Moon Belgian White
Jan 25th
One of my new favorite beers is an American Wheat beer brewed by Coors Brewing Company. Currently this brew is becoming very popular in the Washington DC suburbs, and it tastes best when served with a slice of orange. Pick up a sixer in time for the game! Tell ‘em Belch.Com sent you, and you will get a free funny look from the check-out clerk.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Howard Stern’s Celebrity Belch
Jan 25th
Howard belches daily while he is on the air with his Satellite Radio show on Sirius. And while he may be the self-proclaimed “King of all Media,” his belches leave a bit to be desired. Click on the Picture to hear it.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Belch Haikus, or Burp-Kus!
Jan 25th
Introducing a brand new concept in poetry! Burp-ku! Burp-ku is a cross between a Japanese poem, “haiku” and of course, burps! The burp-ku is free form, three line poetry. Its content is about belching, and the first line has five syllables, second line seven syllables, and the final line five syllables. Below are some examples by Yours Truly.
?Burping, belching noise.
Keep tasting the stinging bile.
Too much sauerkraut.
Pastor’s silent prayer.
Heads bowed, people giving thanks.
Bad time for loud burps.
Godzilla rampage.
Eats contents of whole school bus!
Burps taste like chicken.
Submitted by Alice McKinney
Koala in tree
Sweetly belches, with a smile
Eucalyptus scent
Submitted by Alice McKinney
At the Vatican
Red robed man emits loud belch
Oops, Cardinal Sins!
Submitted by Alice McKinney
Carnivore am I
Meat meet meat, gastric distress
Belch burp belch, or mess.
Submitted by Tom Bramwell
Seven deadly sins…
You can keep them all except
For gluttony. -Berf-
Submitted by Alice McKinney
Salsa wars within
Gut afire with need, EXPLODE
Woe to bystanders
Submitted by Marty Busch
I held a burp in.
Something went completely wrong.
Brown-stained underpants.
Submitted by Beth MacLagan
I must tell you this.
Just how much I really care.
Burp belch grrrrrrup gack ack.
Submitted by Justin Kupanoff
The stench I love it
The belching I enjoy it
The sound is delight
Submitted by Sandra Karkau
Loud, earth-shattering
Gastrointestinal noise
The great, mighty burp
Submitted by Wendy Mellanby
A gassy feeling
Can’t hold it in. Gotta burp.
If not – flatulence!
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 6) Loading ...After You Chug, you Get These 5 Belches
Jan 14th
Here are 5 great belches submitted by the visitors of Belch.Com. You can enjoy them by clicking the links and you can email them to your friends and pals by clicking the email link. Enjoy.
Krystal Flores did this one while belching into a Coke Can! Email to Friend
Italian belching wonder Ivano is back with this rutto. Email to Friend
Young Canadian Ryan Williams produces deep, rumbling eruptions. Email to Friend
This one was submitted by a young lass known only as Susie. Email to Friend
Eric chowed down before he produced this beauty. Email to Friend
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Britney Spears’ Celebrity Belch
Jan 14th
Single Mom Britney’s belch was by far the most requested celebrity belch in the history of the site, and we are proud to finally present it to you. It took quite some time to finally have the former Mrs. Federline send in her contribution, and after numerous rejections for bad quality, an acceptable submission was finally received. The most shocking part is, even though she shills for Pepsi, she chugged a bottle of Coca Cola to get this performance! Click the Picture to hear it.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 6) Loading ...Five Rumbling Belches for You
Jan 14th
Here are five great belches by the fans of Belch.com. Just click to listen, watch, or click the link to email the file to your friends! If you want to comment on what you see, you have to register first.
KS said this one smelled like Tacos! Email to Friend
Great video of Missy and her friends belching out a loud one! Email to Friend
Fabulous “Belch Beat” mix by Matt Simonton. A Must Hear! Email to Friend
This loud and long one was attributed to “Wicked Juggalo” Email to Friend
George Kay exhibits great bass, followed by a loss of control. Email to Friend
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 6) Loading ...Angelina Jolie Celebrity Belch
Jan 14th
Hot actress, home wrecker, and star of the hit movie Mr. and Mrs. Smith, announced this past week that she is pregnant with Brad Pitt’s baby. Here is a photo of her, right after she found out about the pregnancy. After chugging some Jim Beam, she emailed me an incredible belch. Click on the picture to hear it.
(7 votes, average: 5.00 out of 6) Loading ...Swallow These- 5 Belches for You
Jan 14th
Five excellent belches submitted by the fans of Belch.Com are presented here for your enjoyment. Click on the link to listen, or click the link to email the glorious chunky sounds to your best mates.
This deep and beefy belch is courtesy of Joe Hargett. Email to Friend
Katie produced this long rumbling belch. Email to Friend
Eff One is back, and this time, he has Kool-Ade on his mind. Email to Friend
Mark the “Aardvark” sent in this Ice Cream Belch. Email to Friend
Incredible stereo Classical Music Belch (I think it’s Bach), submitted by Robbell. Email to Friend
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 6) Loading ...Alicia Silverstone’s Celebrity Belch
Jan 14th
Washed up clueless actress and full time Vegan, Alicia Silverstone took this photo to promote the use of ‘pleather’ in an ad by radical organization PETA. She also sent us her belch on request. Click on the photo to hear it.
(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...These Came From Deep Down
Jan 14th
Five more great belches from the fans of Belch.Com. Click it and listen, or click the link to email the belch to your buddies!
10 Year Old Ian has a totally chunky redition. Email to Friend
Anders Ryersgaard from Denmark submitted this great MP3 belch song. Email to Friend
7 Year-old James sent in this fine belch. Email to Friend
Austrian Belcher, Hanno Jonas, sent in this MP3 file of several compiled burps. Email to Friend
Michelle from Quebec, Canada has strung together an amazing series of belches. Email to Friend
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Five Incredible Belches
Jan 14th
Below you will find five belches submitted to the site from its fans. Click on the link to listen or email it to a friend, a relative or a complete stranger!
There is nothing more disgusting and a good vurp (vomit-burp). Thanks, Sangria! Email to Friend
Robby Garrett is back with this hilarious department store announcement. Email to Friend
He boasts that he has been a fabulous belcher all of his life, and now Sam gets his chance. Email to Friend
Gary Reed from Auburn NY uses his internal bellows to grind this one out. Email to Friend
Sangria, a girl, pushes out this 36 second belch. So GROSS! Email to Friend
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Michael Jackson’s Celebrity Belch Page
Jan 14th
**Now With Fresh Deadness!!**
Freak of nature, accused kid-toucher and washed up “King of Pop” Michael Jackson, took a break during his recent trial and provided us with this cool belch that smelled a bit like “Jesus Juice.” Click on his photo to hear it.
(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Madonna’s Celebrity Belch Page
Jan 14th
Quickly aging pop singer and horrible actress, Madonna, allowed us to tape her at the MTV awards after having kissed Britney and Christina. Click on the photo to hear the burp.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 6) Loading ...I Have 5 Belches for You!
Jan 13th
Belch fans, here are five more belches for your review and comment. Click on the links to download them, or email them to your friends, teachers and congressmen!
12-year-old Jeremi Harrison coughs this up. Email to Friend
Josh Willis earns a spot on this page with this try. Email to Friend
Brian Spencer shifts gears in this one. Email to Friend
Neville Sharp from Western Australia just skulled a can of coke. Email to Friend
A rapid-fire, in-you-face-stinky belch submission by Gurra Man. Email to Friend
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Oh, Pardon Me for These 5 Belches!
Jan 13th
Here is another batch of belches. You can click on the links to download them, or even email them to your friends.
Nathan Martin, a 12 year old boy would love to get his belches on the ‘net. Here is his best. Email to Friend
She’s BACK! Jennifer Finn here, sounding like a moped. Email to Friend
More from Jennifer Finn. She has her own page here: Email to Friend
The Shadow belches brightly. Email to Friend
Great stomach destruction here by Jerry. Email to Friend
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Drink Up! Here’s Five Belches
Jan 13th
Here are more belches for your enjoyment. Remember, you must be registered if you would like to comment on them! Enjoy….
This long grumbling belch is courtesy of “Zode.” Email to Friend
Andru in Texas submitted this little Beethoven 9th surprise. Email to Friend
There is nothing better than gargling your stomach juices. Thanks, Pierre! Email to Friend
Who says French Canadians can’t do anything right? Here is Michelle and her “popcorn” belch. Email to Friend
Assen from Bulgaria sent in this Tazmanian Devil Burp. Email to Friend
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...The Most Recent Belches
Jan 13th
I will be uploading the old content here for review, comment. Since I could not possibly fit all of them in a single post, and it is too arduous a task to post them one at a time, I will post them in batches of five. Enjoy.
It has been a long time since I have included a loud chunky belch. This is Bob Carroll’s lucky day then. Email to Friend
Trisha is sweet sixteen, and she has an equally sweet burp. Email to Friend
Ralf from Germany offers up this Tiger Roar for your enjoyment. Email to Friend
Roland Larsen didn’t even use ‘Pop’ to produce this excellent sound. Email to Friend
Graeme Brooks from the UK (no relation to Garth) produced this sharp report. Email to Friend
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...There is a New Soda in Town
Jan 13th
If you haven’t had a chnace to try it yet, you should. Coke came out with Regular and Diet Black Cherry Vanilla Coke. Its yummy and will definitely make you belch!
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