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August 8, 2007

Red Stripe Boo! Videos

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Redstripe beer has been busy, snapping up domains to host silly and hilarious flash movies of things that get boo’ed before beer is cheered.

Check out the Search Engine here.

One video hates lights that hates plants.

The next video is a little down on the Renfair.

And lastly, everyone hates unwelcome physical contact.

You can even make your own Boo! banner for your website, like the one I made below.

August 7, 2007

Beer and the Buffalo Theory

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From Internet Lore, but it really belongs on Belch.com.

I have not seen anyone explain this as well as Cliff Clavin, on “Cheers.” One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. and here’s how he explained it:

“Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this… A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.  This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. 

“In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.”

August 6, 2007

If a Camper Burps in the Woods

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Does it make a noise? You betcha. Lain ripped a couple of them in the great outdoors. Click the vid below to enjoy.

August 6, 2007

Mountain Dew Ferret Commercial

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I just love the fact that ferrets are much more vicious than Grizzlies.  Click the video below to enjoy.

August 2, 2007

Free Drinks on AmTrak

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AmTrak is offering up to a C-Note’s worth of free booze on their overnight trains.  I reckon you need to bring your own alka-seltzer for the hangover.

 

From the AP here:

Amtrak is trying to gin up new business by offering $100 in free alcohol to customers on some overnight trains. The national passenger rail company is making the unusual offer to promote a new high-end service being offered on a trial basis for certain sleeper car trips.

Members of Amtrak’s guest rewards program—the railroad equivalent of frequent fliers—can get a $100 per person credit for alcohol between November and January.

The offer of free drinks comes on top of the dinner wine that is already included in the cost of a ticket for GrandLuxe trips on the California Zephyr—chugging between Chicago and San Francisco—the Southwest Chief between Chicago and Los Angeles, or the Silver Meteor between Washington, D.C., and Miami or Orlando, Fla.

At about $6 for a house wine or $7 for a top-shelf scotch, that credit could fuel a long ride.

I tend to get motion sick on trains if I am on them for a long time.  I imagine a hundred bucks of free booze wouldn’t help that queasy feeling very much.

August 2, 2007

Stuffed Elephant Watches You Burp

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Italian Coolburper does his thing here.  Note the look of horror and surprise on the stuffed critter on the shelf behind him.

I posted this one mostly due to the insistence from the Italian Coolburper himself, who has “urged” me over the past few days to give his submission due consideration. Below is one of his latest emails:

Please post one of my videos. And, I thought your website was BELCH.com, so why do u have crap like “The Baconator” on it? It’s just hard to believe that a video about double bacon on a hamburger got posted over my steller burping videos!

First of all, this is indeed Belch.com, which is my site and I put on it what I want. Secondly, burgers are quite handy at inducing belches, which is why I put the wildly popular commercial for the Baconator on the page. Thirdly, many more people have enjoyed the Baconator video than Italian Coolburper’s video according to the hit counts on YouTube. And lastly, while this video does indeed display some great belching talent, I would not go as far as labeling it “stellar.” I have a category on the right hand column called “Best of the Best.” I would suggest that these be reviewed for examples of “stellar” belches.
That is all. Thank Yew.

July 31, 2007

The Baconator!

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Of course you need a half pound burger with more bacon that a breakfast buffet.  You can only get it from Wendy’s, and its called the Baconator!

July 27, 2007

Giant Mutant Japanese Pizza Hut Gut Bomb

by pat — Categories: Enablers5 Comments

Dear God, its the godzilla of Pizza Pie.  If you took a fast food restaurant, mutated it with radioactive goo, and allowed it to rise from the sea of Japan on the big screen every few years, this is what you would have:  The Double Roll Pie!

 

This is a cheese pizza from pizza hut, surrounded by pigs in blankets, topped with hamburger patties, peas, carrots, bacon, onions, peppers and sausage.  And some tomatoes too.  It has 650 calories per slice.  And its available in all of the Japanese Pizza Huts.  And I hope they stay there!  Go to Geeksaresexy for the rest of the details.

July 26, 2007

Awesome Special Belching Effects

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This video is pretty awesome.  It shows a couple of kids belching, like most videos here, but this is a twist in that they play with special effects software to give the video a haunted, bizarro-world feel to it.  Click the video to enjoy.

July 19, 2007

Anti-Islamic Ice Cream

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Hands off you muslims! This ice cream is not for you!

A Rehoboth Beach ice cream parlor has created the ultimate in heart-attack desserts! Bacon Chunk Ice Cream! Mmmm!

From the WaPo here:

The cooler at Udder Delight in Rehoboth Beach contains some of owner Chip Hearn’s unusual ice cream flavors, including bacon and barbecue.

On a day trip from Bear, Del., Linus and her friend Leigh Ann McDonough, 24, flip-flopped into the otherwise old-fashioned ice cream parlor thinking icy-cold mango smoothies. But Udder Delight owner Chip Hearn steered them to an impromptu taste test of his newest creations — one of which may be the world’s first barbecue-flavored ice cream. The other test flavors: a chunky bacon ice cream and a pale-red Cackalacky Spice Sauce ice cream.

Linus licks the bacon ice cream. “Not bad,” she says. But she’s not big on the frozen bits of bacon. McDonough thinks it tastes a little like butter pecan and kind of likes it.

Udder Delight is at the corner of Rehoboth Avenue and Triple Bypass, across from Hooters

Good thing its close to Triple Bypass. You may need one if you eat too many of these.

July 18, 2007

Shotgun a Beer in Korean Market

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This is a bit odd.  A shirtless man standing in a Korean market, shotgunning some unrecognizable beer.  The belch is excellent.  Click the video to watch.

July 16, 2007

Rolling Rock Belching Parody

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This is an excellent 30-second spot for Rolling Rock. A shrewish wife is making her man’s ears bleed until he comes up with a pointed retort. Click it below to watch.

July 16, 2007

The Burp Movie

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This movie makes just as much sense as that Budweiser commercial where the brothers are hanging out, having a bud and screaming wahhhhh! into the phone. But its with burps. Click it to enjoy it.

July 5, 2007

Clair the Sunburned Belcher

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This is Clair.  She has a small camera, a sunburn, and a bathroom in which to film the video below.  Click it to see some decent belching.

July 3, 2007

Seven Amazingly Disgusting Belching Minutes

by pat — Categories: Belches, Best of the Best, Female Belches, Movies2 Comments

The video below is three months of belching by new Mom the Belch Queen, and it contains some of the most disgusting belches ever recorded.  Seriously.  What is worse than diarrhea?  How about a hot chick belching out the phrase diarrhea?  Yeah, its worse.  The Belch Queen does it with kids in her arms, and beers in her mitts.  She is the absolute undefeated queen of belching on this site so far.  Click below to enjoy over and over again.

   

July 3, 2007

He’s Busting Out

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I really don’t know what to make of this video.  Its a big man, busting out of his costume, singing “I gotta be me” and then belching. 

Yeah, I know, the description is beyond belief.  But here is the video for this.  Just click it below.

June 30, 2007

Deep Tones for Curly Topped Belcher

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The video quality is not spectacular in this clip from YouTube, but the sound quality is outstanding.  Click the video below to hear this curly-haired dude really belt out a deep rumbling burp.

June 30, 2007

Cutest Burping Evah!

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This is three-year-old Rebecca, chugging what looks like lemonade and burping some small, but cute, belches for her doting and proud Momma!  Click the video below to enjoy.

June 30, 2007

Aubrey Belches Words and Stuff

by pat — Categories: Belches, Best of the Best, Female Belches, Movies4 Comments

This is Aubrey.  She has some outstanding talent and can really punch out some belches and words.  Great diction, bass and all-around intonation.  Best of the Best. 

Click the video below to enjoy.

June 17, 2007

Meet Stunter’s Breathy Burps

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These may not be the longest, nor the loudest, but Stunter and her Breathy Burps is definitely not to be missed.  Click on the video below to enjoy.

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