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December 14, 2007

Don’t Forget Your Honey Baked Ham

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I love this time of year! I love it for the food almost more than the cheery festive decorations and toys. One of the best things about the season is eating Honey Baked Ham. I am fortunate enough to live very close to a Honey Baked Ham franchise, and two days before Christmas, the whole neighborhood is filled with the delicious aroma of baked ham. Thousands of people stand in line to pick up their orders in a maze of velvet ropes, winding between free samples and holiday treats. If you haven’t ordered yours yet, time’s running out.

Behold the tasty.


December 10, 2007

Dude! Bud Light Commercial!

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This is an awesome bud Light commercial that shows you many, but not all, of the usages of the word “Dude.”  Click the vid below to learn it and love it.


December 10, 2007

Burger King Discontinues the Whopper!

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If you went to the BK Lounge and they told you that they were no longer making Whoppers, what would you do?  Freak out?  Burger King wondered the same thing and this is the result below.


You can check out WhopperFreakout.Com


November 29, 2007

Thief Steals Trailer Load of Guinness Kegs

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Wow, I’m surprised this doesn’t happen more often. There is not much in the way of security at most beer distributors.

From Reuters here:

A thief made off with 180 kegs of Guinness beer after smoothly driving into the Dublin brewery which makes the black stout and snatching a trailer load of drink, police said on Thursday.

The lone raider’s haul also contained 180 kegs of Budweiser and 90 barrels of Carlsberg lager, police said.

“A man drove into the yard in a truck and took a trailer containing the drink which has an estimated value of 64,000 euros (46.000 pounds),” a police spokesman said.

That Budweiser is the good stuff too. Bud in the UK tastes so much better than it does here in the US because they use more alcohol, which gives the familiar beer the full-bodied flavor it deserves.


November 24, 2007

Toxic Belch

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I don’t know what this guy ate, but I think he’s happy to have burped it up.  This one roars.  Click the video to enjoy.


November 24, 2007

Canadian Big Rig Truckers Do It

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Well, of course they do.  Its like baby pigeons-  everyone knows they exist but haven’t seen one.  Well, here now is a Canadian trucker blowing a belch.  Click the vid to enjoy.


November 16, 2007

Daddy Burps While the Baby Laughs!

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This is so cute and hilarious! I have a kid just about the same age, but he won’t laugh at my burps. But this baby thinks its hilarious, and is laughing so hard I’m afraid he may end up stuttering.

Click the video to enjoy. Best of the Best!


November 16, 2007

Belches on Angels’ Wings

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This is Amy. She can really belch, and she proves it over and over again in this video below. Click the video to enjoy.


November 16, 2007

Save the Jack!

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100 Year Old Jack Daniels Whiskey may be poured down the drain because the person selling it didn’t have a license to do so.  This would be a travesty.

 
3 Liters of Jack?

From the AP here:

Here’s a sobering thought: Hundreds of bottles of Jack Daniel’s whiskey, some of it almost 100 years old, may be unceremoniously poured down a drain because authorities suspect it was being sold by someone without a license.
 
Officials seized 2,400 bottles late last month during warehouse raids in Nashville and Lynchburg.

Tennessee law requires officials to destroy whiskey that cannot be sold legally in the state, such as bottles designed for sale overseas and those with broken seals.

The estimated value of the liquor is $1 million, possibly driven up by the value of the antique bottles, which range from 3-liter bottles to half-pints.

One seized bottle dates to 1914, with its seal unbroken. Elks said it is worth $10,000 on the collectors market. Investigators are looking into whether the liquor was being sold for the value of the bottles rather than the whiskey.


November 14, 2007

Great Shaolin Pepsi Commercial

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This is a really cool commercial for Pepsi. A boy wants to learn Kung Fu so he joins the Shaolin monastery. Watch the video below to see his training.



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November 8, 2007

Amazing Guiness Commercial

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Good things come to those who wait. The same can be said for this amazing commercial for Guinness, which features some people tumbling dominoes, which then escalates into suitcases, flaming bales of hay, upended cars and finally, a large pint glass made from books, whose flipping pages looks like the glass is being filled with the magic dark ale.

Click the video below to enjoy.


November 2, 2007

Belching Bikini Babe

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This is KiKi, and she has great talent. She can fill out a bikini and can belch on command. Not too shabby, either. Click on the video to enjoy!


November 2, 2007

Beer is Best After a Workout?

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I always thought this might be the case.

A scientific study has shown that beer after a workout helps speed recovery. From the Register here:

Almost exactly a month after we leared that drinking beer makes you clever, a Spanish scientist has proved that the golden grog is also better at rehydrating the human body after exercise.

Manuel J Castillo Garzón, Professor of Human Physiology from Spain’s University of Granada, got a bunch of students to run around in temperatures of 40°C then gave half of them a half-pint of beer while the rest got the same amount of water.

The Spanish prof reckons the bubbles and carbohydrates in beer help quench the thirst and replace lost calories, according to The Telegraph.

And of course, you could just skip the exercising altogether and not have to worry about hydrating at all.


November 2, 2007

FlashBeer

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Meet Kevin. He desperately wants a job at Carlton brewery, but he just doesn’t have the experience. But he has heart. And drive. And dammit, he knows how to dance and has the drive to take what he deserves in life. Click below to enjoy.


October 31, 2007

Booze Cruise on the Enterprise

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There was quite a bit of drinking going on aboard the Starship Enterprise. Every other episode featured someone smuggling Saurian Brandy or Romulan Ale. The whole breakdown of who was chugging what aboard the Enterprise can be found at Modern Drunkard’s Magazine here.

One sample:

When a gang of super beings who’ve taken human form hijack the Enterprise, Kirk decides to undo them by appealing to their new-found human sensations. Kirk goes for the seduction (natch), McCoy employs his powers of irritation and Scotty brings into play his own special strength—he tries to drink one of them under the table.

“Lad, you’re gonna need something to wash that down with,” Scotty says, strolling over to where the alien Tomar eats. “Have you ever tried any Saurian brandy?” Tomar shakes his head no and they repair to Scotty’s quarters for an interspecies drink-off. They drink every bottle of brandy Scotty has on hand, which is saying something because Scotty was apparently stocked up for a very long drought. Tomar is hanging in there like an Irish uncle and Scotty decides it’s time to go for the big guns, dragging out his treasured bottle of Ganymede Scotch. Talk about self-sacrifice. Tomar inquires, “What is it?” All Scotty can squeeze out is, “Well, it’s . . . um . . . it’s green.” (Data would repeat the exact same line when he produced the bottle in the aforementioned encounter with Scotty.)

They tuck into the scotch and just before they polish it off Tomar takes a dive. Scotty, his job done, takes a little nap himself seconds later. Humans: 1 Super Aliens: 0.

Go to their site to enjoy the rest of this excellent article.


October 29, 2007

Moussy Non-Alcoholic Beer

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Beer was invented in the Middle East.  Or maybe the ancient arabs conquered someone who knew how to brew it.  But now the Middle East has almost completely banned the best thing it ever invented in the name of Islam.  There is still beer to be had, but it has no alcohol.  I’ve never tried it because really, beer without the alcohol?  What’s the point?  One of the most popular in Saudi Arabia is Moussy Beer.

 

And they have beer commercials too, but it mostly involves dudes dancing with each other because, well, chicks ain’t allowed out in public to mingle with men in Saudi Arabia.

Thanks to Stilletos In the Sand for the link to Moussy.


October 26, 2007

Bel’s Belches

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Wow, can this chick push some burps.  This is Bel, a wonderful, delicate, and well-mannered lady from down under.  That’s Australia, ya know.  Anyways, watch as Bel burps and then apologizes for her behavior over and over.  Its astonishing and hilarious. 


October 26, 2007

Belching Elevator

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This is plain bizarre. Its an elevator door (you have to see it on its side) and its burping. I wonder how many passengers it had to eat to give it such bad gas? Click the video to enjoy.


October 26, 2007

Rutto Italiano

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A rutto is not an Italian pasta dish, its “burp” in Italian. This is GiuvaXXX doing his best on a YouTube video. Click it and enjoy!


October 23, 2007

McDonalds on a Pizza

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This is an oddly intriguing crossbreed of food here.  Someone made their own pizza at home and used McDonald’s chicken nuggets, cheeseburgers and fries as toppings.  It looks gross now, but it really begins to look tasty once it is smothered with mozzarella cheese and baked at 425 degrees for twenty minutes.

Thanks to Neatorama for showing me the link to AndIamNotLying.com.  Go there and check out the rest of the photos!



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