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January 24, 2010

Vicotera’s Belches and a Blue Cat

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Here you go, guys. For your viewing pleasure.


January 24, 2010

Now I Really Don’t Want Taco Bell

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Evidently you don’t have to wear a shirt at Taco Bell to get service.


January 24, 2010

Burps Cheer Up Crying Children

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Whine, whine, whine, whine, burp laugh.


January 15, 2010

Ronald, the King, Jack and the Colonel- Doing Blow From a Stripper’s Ass

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I argued with myself for a while about which page I should post this to- this page since this video is about fast food mascots on a drug-fueled binge, or my BelchSpeak because I like to feature music, but I really don’t like the song that much. So I am putting this on both blogs! Enjoy, but this video is rated R, so if you’re a kid, go away! Thanks to So Good for the video!

RAD OMEN – “Rad Anthem” from Nicholaus Goossen on Vimeo.


January 9, 2010

Mmmm, Joe’s Steampots

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I do love to get me a steampot from Joe’s My buddy Dan sent me this clip which is hilarious!


December 26, 2009

I Think She Needs a Lozenge

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To clear that frog in her throat.


December 24, 2009

Succulent Christmas Roast

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This is what we’re having!

The Barefoot Contessa has an outstanding recipe at the Food Network here that we will be following to make the best Rib Roast with Yorkshire Pudding.

Yum!


December 22, 2009

Rat’s Jaw is Great Value

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Some guy in Texas is claiming that he found a chunk of a rat’s jaw mixed in with his frozen vegetable medley that he purchased from WalMart. Yum.

From Slashfood here:

An East Texas man claims he found a fragment of a rat’s jawbone in a package of frozen vegetables he bought at Walmart.

Ben Leonard of White Oak, Texas, told KLTV-TV that his wife found the fragment in a package of Walmart’s Great Value brand frozen mixed vegetables. The family ate the vegetables before they figured out the fragment was likely a rat’s jaw.

“She thought it was a big chunk of corn cob or something and the further I got into it the more I thought, ‘Oh no, this is rat’s jaw!'” Leonard told KLTV.

Sufferin’ Succotash!


December 18, 2009

Now I Really Want Ice Cream

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Use your hand.


December 16, 2009

Rachael Ray Foodgasm

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Chubby chicks love food!

See more at Foodnetworkhumor.com here.


December 14, 2009

NYC Ad-Watching Can Make You Fat

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NYC health department is on its way to outlawing sugar-based drinks, starting with this offensive and gross ad:


December 10, 2009

Shock Top Belgian White

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Shock Top Belgian White, originally uploaded by Bernt Rostad.

Anheuser-Busch has a great Belgian White beer that competes head on with Coors’ Blue Moon beer. A tasty beverage, great with an orange slice, and according to the Brewer, is best paired with fresh salads or Asian cuisine.


December 8, 2009

Stoner Unicorns at Dennys

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A unicorn, leprachaun and a T-Rex go to Dennys after a heavy night of partying.


November 30, 2009

Need a Little KickStart in the Morning?

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Try some of this coffee from here:


November 27, 2009

Beer Mug is Made From Bacon!

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Bacon and beer. Two magical words, either of which will get me up from my chair and into the kitchen or pub. Thanks to [GAS] for the link!


November 14, 2009

Be Thankful

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bacon_turkey, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.

I am beginning to look forward to Thanksgiving. FoodNetwork has a Thanksgiving Turkey Breast wrapped in bacon and featuring baked pears here. I might have to give this a try!


November 12, 2009

German Chicks Can Burp

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This is just a typical German woman on a train.


November 12, 2009

Andrea Rips One

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Here is a cute chick tearing one out, but as a pro tip: Move the microphone back or put a sponge over it to prevent the overmodulation.


November 12, 2009

Super Powered Burps

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From the Jimmy Neutron TV movie:


October 28, 2009

100 Year Old Whickey Discovered in Antarctica

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Mmmm. 100 year old whiskey…. Bet its yummy. In fact, they are sending a special team to Antarctica to find out how good it is.

From Globalpost here:

This spit of black volcanic rock that juts out along the coast of Antarctica is an inhospitable place. Temperatures drop below –50 Fahrenheit and high winds cause blinding snowstorms. The only neighbors are a colony of penguins that squawk incessantly and leave a pungent scent in their wake.

But if you happen upon the small wooden hut that sits at Cape Royds and wriggled yourself underneath, you’d find a surprise stashed in the foot and a half of space beneath the floorboards. Tucked in the shadows and frozen to the ground are two cases of Scotch whisky left behind 100 years ago by Sir Ernest Shackleton after a failed attempt at the South Pole.

Conservators discovered the wooden cases in January 2006. They were unable to dislodge the crates, but are going in with special tools in January during the Antarctic summer to try to retrieve them. An international treaty dictates that the crates, and any intact bottles that are inside, remain in Antarctica unless they need to be taken off the continent for conservation reasons. The whisky’s condition after a century of freezing and thawing is unknown.



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