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February 20, 2010

Busty Belching

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This is Jezz. About halfway through, she grabs her chest to help push out these belches.




February 14, 2010

Cheesy Mousetrap

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I love cheese, but hate mice.  So I’m not too sure how I feel about this video. Thanks to Steph for the video!




February 5, 2010

Having Me Some Pasties

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My wife found this awesome recipe on British Pasties in FoodNetwork magazine.

The recipe is:

Directions
Brown 1/2 pound sausage in a skillet with 1/4 cup chopped onion and 1 each diced celery stalk and carrot. Add 1/2 cup mashed potatoes, and salt and pepper. Roll out a can of refrigerated biscuit dough and cut into twelve 3-inch rounds. Top each with a spoonful of meat filling and fold in half; pinch to seal and brush with a beaten egg. Make slits in the top and bake at 350 degrees F until golden, about 15 minutes.

The pasty was on its way to getting trademarked.




February 5, 2010

Innovation in the Ketchup Industry

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I’m not a big ketchup user. I’m one of those weirdos who would rather dip my fries into mustard or BBQ sauce than the red stuff. But I do have to say I think this is a fantastic evolution of the ketchup pack. What took so long?

You can also become a fan of Heinz on Facebook.




February 4, 2010

Plymouth Fish and Chips

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Plymouth Fish and Chips, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.

I’m stuck on an airplane in Chicago because the plane has too much fuel and they have to drain it out and it takes an hour to do that. I’m hungry too. I stumbled across this pic of some awesome fish and chips I had over in Plymouth in the UK. Nom nom!




January 30, 2010

Soda Chugging and Burping contest

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Three chicks have a burp-off in this video.




January 29, 2010

Bastards Stole My Number 7 Combo Meal

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Awesome news item in the paper. This is how much people value those McD’s Value Menu items:

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January 24, 2010

Vicotera’s Belches and a Blue Cat

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Here you go, guys. For your viewing pleasure.




January 24, 2010

Now I Really Don’t Want Taco Bell

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Evidently you don’t have to wear a shirt at Taco Bell to get service.




January 24, 2010

Burps Cheer Up Crying Children

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Whine, whine, whine, whine, burp laugh.




January 15, 2010

Ronald, the King, Jack and the Colonel- Doing Blow From a Stripper’s Ass

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I argued with myself for a while about which page I should post this to- this page since this video is about fast food mascots on a drug-fueled binge, or my BelchSpeak because I like to feature music, but I really don’t like the song that much. So I am putting this on both blogs! Enjoy, but this video is rated R, so if you’re a kid, go away! Thanks to So Good for the video!

RAD OMEN – “Rad Anthem” from Nicholaus Goossen on Vimeo.




January 9, 2010

Mmmm, Joe’s Steampots

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I do love to get me a steampot from Joe’s My buddy Dan sent me this clip which is hilarious!




December 26, 2009

I Think She Needs a Lozenge

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To clear that frog in her throat.




December 24, 2009

Succulent Christmas Roast

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This is what we’re having!

The Barefoot Contessa has an outstanding recipe at the Food Network here that we will be following to make the best Rib Roast with Yorkshire Pudding.

Yum!




December 22, 2009

Rat’s Jaw is Great Value

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Some guy in Texas is claiming that he found a chunk of a rat’s jaw mixed in with his frozen vegetable medley that he purchased from WalMart. Yum.

From Slashfood here:

An East Texas man claims he found a fragment of a rat’s jawbone in a package of frozen vegetables he bought at Walmart.

Ben Leonard of White Oak, Texas, told KLTV-TV that his wife found the fragment in a package of Walmart’s Great Value brand frozen mixed vegetables. The family ate the vegetables before they figured out the fragment was likely a rat’s jaw.

“She thought it was a big chunk of corn cob or something and the further I got into it the more I thought, ‘Oh no, this is rat’s jaw!'” Leonard told KLTV.

Sufferin’ Succotash!




December 18, 2009

Now I Really Want Ice Cream

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Use your hand.




December 16, 2009

Rachael Ray Foodgasm

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Chubby chicks love food!

See more at Foodnetworkhumor.com here.




December 14, 2009

NYC Ad-Watching Can Make You Fat

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NYC health department is on its way to outlawing sugar-based drinks, starting with this offensive and gross ad:




December 10, 2009

Shock Top Belgian White

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Shock Top Belgian White, originally uploaded by Bernt Rostad.

Anheuser-Busch has a great Belgian White beer that competes head on with Coors’ Blue Moon beer. A tasty beverage, great with an orange slice, and according to the Brewer, is best paired with fresh salads or Asian cuisine.




December 8, 2009

Stoner Unicorns at Dennys

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A unicorn, leprachaun and a T-Rex go to Dennys after a heavy night of partying.





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