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August 8, 2008

M&M’s Without the Typical Candy Shell

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Who can’t get excited about a new candy? M&M’s is introducing a new look for their candy, along with a new price to go with it. Do you want to try it?

From the NYTimes here:

The candies themselves are fatter and less uniform than traditional M&M’s. More radically, these M&M’s have no candy shell — just a shiny topcoat with a marbleized, almost metallic-looking finish in bright colors.

There are five flavors — mint chocolate, mocha, triple chocolate, raspberry almond and chocolate almond — sold in a 6-ounce package for $3.99. Instead of lying in a rectangular brown bag, M&M’s Premiums sit in an upright cardboard box with a clear window that shows off the candy.

Yeah, I’m a sucker for chocolate and I will be sure to get my box.


August 1, 2008

Would You Like Some Fries With These?

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This new ad for New York Fries was found on the BWE blog.

You can check out the New York Fries website here. And yeah, I want some fries. Right now.


July 29, 2008

Mr. T Says, Get Some Nuts, Sissy Boy!

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Thanks to Hot Air for pointing out this great clip of Mr. T. shooting Snickers Bars at a swishy dude power walking.


Get Some Nuts!


July 28, 2008

MMMmmm. Liquified Eel.

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Only in Japan. This eely yellow fizzy drink is supposed to re-energize tired men.  Maybe they should try Red Bull.

From the AP here:

It’s the hottest season of the year in Japan, and that means it’s eel season. So, bottom’s up!

A canned drink called “Unagi Nobori,” or “Surging Eel,” made by Japan Tobacco Inc., hit the nation’s stores this month just ahead of Japan’s annual eel-eating season.

“It’s mainly for men who are exhausted by the summer’s heat,” Hayashi said of the beverage, believed to be the first mass-produced eel drink in Japan.

Many Japanese believe eating eel boosts stamina in hot weather.

The fizzy, yellow-colored drink contains extracts from the head and bones of eel and five vitamins — A, B1, B2, D and E — contained in the fish. The $1.30 drink costs about one-tenth as much as broiled eel, but has a similar flavor.

Imagine what the burps taste like after guzzling one of these beauties!


July 25, 2008

Cornish Pasty to Finally Be Trademarked

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Mmmm. The Cornish Pasty. (pronounced PAH-stee) I have been to Cornwall and have eaten some of these wonderful meatpies, and they are indeed a regional treasure that deserves protection.

From Reuters here:

Cornish pasty makers in Cornwall moved a step closer to securing branding and marketing rights for the traditional snack after the government backed their European bid for regional protection.

If successful, only pasty makers in Cornwall that use traditional methods and recipes for the meat and vegetable snack will be able to use the trademark, barring copy-cat like products from branding and marketing their products as Cornish pasties.

Any trademark would cover the Cornish pasty’s traditional recipe and appearance. A genuine Cornish pasty has a distinctive D shape with the pastry crimped on one side, never on top.

It is filled with minced or roughly cut chunks of beef, swede or turnip, potato and onion.

The pasty originated as a meal the tin miners could easily pack for a lunch. It contains hunks of beef and local veggies. Think of an American pot pie, folded in half with heartier fillings, and you get the picture.


July 10, 2008

Cow Appreciation Day

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Step 1: Dress like a cow.

Step 2: Go to Chick Fil-A

Step 3: Eat Free food.

Step 4: Profit!

Its the fourth annual cow appreciation day on July 11th. So be a cow and get free chicken!


July 3, 2008

God, I Wanna Lick the Griddle

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Wow. Below you see a whole griddle used to create the Lutherburger, which is a bacon cheeseburger and you use tasty, yummy, heavenly Krispy Kreme Donuts instead of a bun.

Is the USA great or what?

And Homer Approves. Thanks to Al Dente here by way of Fark.


June 25, 2008

Mmmm… Bacon Chocolate Chip Cookies!

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Does bacon make everything better? I think so. But even cookies? You can be the judge.

Thanks to Neatorama for the link, you can download the great recipe from NeverBashfulWithButter here!


June 23, 2008

Keystone Light’s Whacky Convenience Store 1

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Here are three commercials for Keystone Light beer, which all involve hot chicks in the local quickee mart running into dopey guys who just want to get some tasty beer. For this first one, a chick takes it on the schnoz for helping the dopey guy open the beer cooler.


June 23, 2008

Keystone Light’s Whacky Convenience Store 2

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In this commercial for the hot chick in the quickee mart, you see the horrible price we pay for bluetooth technology.


June 23, 2008

Keystone Light’s Whacky Convenience Store 3

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This is the third commercial for Keystone Light that features hot chicks in the quickee mart. Well, sort of. This one is called Damsel in Distress.


June 23, 2008

Move Over Jared. The McDonalds Diet is Better Than the Subway Diet

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And this should also be a poke to the eye of all those haters out there that think McDonalds is evil, like Morgan Spurlock. The company feeds more people than the United Nations, and its healthier than anything provided by the UN too. You can even lose weight eating there, as proven by Chris Coleson from Virginia.

From the AP here:

A Virginia man lost about 80 pounds in six months by eating nearly every meal at McDonald’s. Not Big Macs, french fries and chocolate shakes. Mostly salads, wraps and apple dippers without the caramel sauce.

Chris Coleson tipped the scales at 278 pounds in December. The 5-foot-8 Coleson now weighs 199 pounds and his waist size has dropped from 50 to 36.

The 42-year-old businessman from Quinton says he chose McDonald’s because it’s convenient.

Coleson says his goal is to get back to the 185 pounds he weighed when he married Tricia Summer. Their 10th anniversary is Saturday.

Now the question is- Will McDonald’s try to capitalize on this man’s success to market its fresh food?


June 9, 2008

This Chick’s Burps Frighten Children

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Well, at least the one child that is there in the house seems to get a little addled by the gaseous display. Click to enjoy.


June 9, 2008

Pure Blonde Beer

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I know, I’m a bad webmaster for not having updated in so long.  Well here’s a great beer ad, and I hope it makes up for the absence.   Its from Pure Blonde Beer, and Australian beer with ultra low carbs and full rich flavor.


May 14, 2008

Bizarre Coke Zero Ads- Tongues and Eyeball

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These commercials are so weird.  Everything from the goofy accents to the elephant feet on the tongues.  What were the ad wizards smoking?  Click below to enjoy.


May 8, 2008

Lots of Bass on These

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Belching is the universal language. Everyone thinks its awesome, no matter what country they’re from. Click below to be blown away.


May 8, 2008

Great Burps From a Big Set of…

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This video could have been edited better to cut out the wasted parts on non-burping, but there are some real gems in this clip. This chick has a big rack, loves sodas, and allows her boyfriend to film her while she belches. Click to marvel.


May 8, 2008

Blue Danube As Belched by a Bald Dude

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This isn’t the best I’ve heard, but its funny and features Diet Coke. And the guy is a comic book freak judging my his awesome collection of action figures tacked to the walls of his basement. Click below to enjoy.


May 1, 2008

Sweet Dancing in Heineken’s Commercial

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Something about beer, ears popping and some fluid dance moves. This is a fun commercial for Heineken. Click below to see it.


April 8, 2008

Catchy Subway Jingle

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5. 5 Dollar. 5 Dollar Footlong. Simple, yet effective, this is probably Subway’s best commercial ever. The jingle is catchy and the food looks yummy. click below to see the ad then go to subway for a footlong.


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