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Archive for October, 2010
Beer USB Drive
Oct 29th
I stumbled across this photo during a Google Image Search for something completely unrelated and thought I would share.
I don’t know if the manufacturer is still around, but this was an awesome idea.
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Loading ...Four Loko
Oct 25th
Remember that recent story where a bunch of CWU students started piling and passing out at apart? There was a big suspicion that someone slipped roofies or date rape drugs into drinks. Nope. They were chugging this high caffeine and high alcohol drink Four Loko.
From KATU here:
ELLENSBURG, Wash. — Central Washington University officials say a potent alcoholic beverage, and not drugs, was responsible for sending nine students to the hospital after passing out during a party at a Roslyn home.
CWU president James Guardino said the investigation revealed the students drank “Four Loko” — an alcoholic energy drink where one can has an alcoholic equivalent to 4-6 beers, and is caffeinated. The drink has been nicknamed “blackout in a can.”
These drinks are more potent than wine. And if these young adults get into a drinking contest they could get alcohol poisoning without knowing it
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Waffle House Sponsorship
Oct 23rd
Had the rare opportunity to eat at a waffle house today. I noticed this flier pinned to the bulletin board. I guess waffle house doesn’t get many chances to be featured in a movie and they don’t give away collectors cups.
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Bacon Flavored Diet Coke?
Oct 19th
Seriously, would it still be called “Diet Coke” if it has 9 grams of fat? Okay, maybe ATKINS Diet coke.
Actually, this is just a photoshopped can, but this is just a good opportunity to link to this story here at NPR about Bacon-Palooza.
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Belchers Wanted for America’s Got Talent
Oct 18th
I got an email asking for my help to recruit gastric superstars for season 6 of America’s Got Talent on NBC.
I got the following email:
Hey Pat,
I’m a producer on the NBC television show, America’s Got Talent.
I’m looking for unusual new talent to come on the show this year and would love to get a champion belcher.
I wondered if you might be able to pass my contact details to any great belchers you are in contact with. I’ve attached a flyer below with our casting information.
Feel free to give me a call on 818 748 1208 if you’d like to discuss any of this.
Thanks so much!
Ciuin Doherty
Producer
America’s Got Talent
818 748 1208
You can download the flyer here.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 6) Loading ...Nigeria Makes Beer, Not Just Spam
Oct 12th
Nigeria is struggling to break away from their third world history and past to emerge as a real modern country. They are still rife with religious wars and their primary export is fraudulent email- but having a good beer might help them get to where they need to be. Here is a pretty good commercial for Star beer.
(2 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Paula Deen’s Moist Ya’ll
Oct 12th
At first I thought this video was broken because the voice was so slow until I realized that it was deliberate. And effective. Love Paula or hate her, this will crack you up!
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 6) Loading ...Bag of Barf or Latest Oriental Snack?
Oct 5th
Yeah, I think someone’s translator is broken. Tastes like bits of chicken and peas with a side of stomach acid. Thanks to Tosh.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Gross Tasteless Chips Ditching Their Hippie Bio Packaging
Oct 5th
In addition to waterboarding terrorists at Gitmo, we also make them eat Frito Lay’s Sun Chips, which just announced that they are getting rid of their noisy biodegradable packaging for nice safe plastic and foil.
Frito-Lay, the snack giant owned by PepsiCo Inc., says it is pulling most of the biodegradable packaging it uses for its Sun Chips snacks, following an outcry from consumers who complained the new bags were too noisy.
Touted by Frito-Lay as 100% compostable, the packaging, made from biodegradable plant material, began hitting store shelves in January. Sales of the multigrain snack have since tumbled.
Frito-Lay is returning to its old, nondegradable packaging, for five of the six Sun Chips flavors. It will continue to use the noisy packaging for its Sun Chips Original brand. It has been working on trying to find a quieter version of the packaging since it first introduced the new bags. A process that is continuing.
I once tried to eat a sun chip. Then I ate some tree bark with salt on it and really couldn’t tell the difference. It was Beech Tree bark, not Willow or Oak, c’mon that would just be gross.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 6) Loading ...I’m Not Waiting Until Halloween
Oct 3rd
To fill up on Candy Corn. Our grocery store has a big barrel of candy corn and you can buy it by the pound. And we did. We’ve already gone through a good portion of it and it is so delicious when it is fresh. Below is a video from the food network that explains how it all gets made.
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