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Archive for September, 2010
Patton Oswalt is All About the KFC Bowl
Sep 30th
I like to close my eyes and pretend this is Remy from Ratatouille.
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Loading ...Candy Dresses
Sep 28th
These dresses made of candy are on display at the Dylan Candy Bar in New York City. You know you’d eat that.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...M&M Megaplex
Sep 25th
Went to the M&M superstore in Times Square. Lady Liberty got a little fat and slurry like the rest of the country.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Five Guys for Breakfast
Sep 25th
Did you know there are a few Five Guys restaurants that serve breakfast? This is a shot of the crew at the Dulles Airport location slinging eggs and bacon. They slap eggs on soft yummy hamburger buns and it makes one of the best breakfasts you can get in the morning.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Poppy’s Yummy PopTarts
Sep 23rd
My blogger pal Poppy visited the Pop Tart Megaplex in Times Square and reviewed some of the tasty treats that can be had there. Check it out:
A couple of parts that made me laugh was when those women were butt grinding on the Pop Tart guy and when Poppy’s eyes got real big tasting the grape jelly sandwich. And gadzooks, those smore pops just look… dirty.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...KFC Paying College Girls to Promote DoubleDowns
Sep 23rd
Young college girls need money. So KFC is happy to oblige by making them wear hot sweatpants and give free samples of the new delicious DoubleDown sandwich.
From USAToday here:
Women on college campuses are being paid $500 each to hand out coupons while wearing fitted sweatpants with “Double Down” in large letters across their rear ends.
The nation’s largest women’s group doesn’t like it one bit. “It’s so obnoxious to once again be using women’s bodies to sell fundamentally unhealthy products,” says Terry O’Neill, president of the National Organization for Women. What’s more, she says, KFC has forgotten something important: Women make more than half the decisions about what to eat for dinner.
Hey, women make decisions on what to eat based on what the man in the house wants. And if NOW wants to bitch about hot chicks selling products, they should try to produce a single hot chick in their organization that has a better idea. Like all organizations made of liberals, there is no such thing as a cute girl or a miniskirt among the staff.
If I was approached by a hot chick with free fried chicken, of course I’d DoubleDown. Yeah baby!
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Eff You Africa! We Have Meat Trees!
Sep 15th
We live in an amazing time of history. We have more food than we need and we take photographs of it and show it to each other instantaneously via the internet. Africans not so much.
According to ThisIsWhyYoureFat:
A tree made of sausage slices and cocktail weenies.
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Look! Nicole Ritchie’s Dad Is Selling Crisps!
Sep 1st
This makes me really not want any crisps or chips or whatever they are called.
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