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Archive for May, 2010
Belching African Grey
May 30th
Cutest avian burp evah!
(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6)
Loading ...MrMaDelirious and His Belch
May 24th
Performed with the aid of what appears to be a lukewarm Diet Coke.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...All Turtles Should Deliver Beer
May 23rd
But please take note that higher live forms such as a beaver would choose a better beer to strap to its back. And it may damn well be quicker about getting said beer to you.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 6) Loading ...Next Time I Go to the Store, I Am Getting This Beverage
May 23rd
Because being the birdman at the Dead Jesus Rodeo is just too good to pass up.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...The Onion Volcanoes Are Just Better in Hawaii
May 20th
I love Benihana’s. In fact I have been to the ones in Dulles, Key West, and even the one in Amman, Jordan. Now I can add the Honolulu location to my dining experience.
And while I love them all very much, the one in Waikiki is great because you get to eat with people who are amazed by the onion volcano.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Roadside Hawaiian Fish Tacos
May 19th
I usually make it a rule to never eat fish out of the back of a trailer. But in this case, I had to make an exception. I was at Lanikai Beach in Kailua, Hawaii. I was hungry, unfamiliar with local restaurants, and what the hell, they were only 6 bucks for two at the Lanikai Shrimp Shack.
They only took cash, and thankfully I had the exact change too because they couldn’t break a 10. The proceded to blacken up some fresh tuna in a skillet and they slopped those tasty chunks on two soft tortillias with some cilantro, cream sauce, lettuce, cheese and a spicy salsa. Absolutely fantastic!
(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Piña Colada in Hawaii
May 18th
I made it all the way to beautiful Waikiki beach so I had to have a tropical beverage. This plus sunset equals awesome.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Hello Meat. I’ll Name You Oscar
May 15th
This is a grilled ribeye with crabmeat lumps and a bearnaise sauce. Plus grilled asparagus and mashed potatoes with scallions. You can’t have any. I ate it all up.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Recover Hit Points While Quenching Thirst
May 9th
Jones Soda has a spectacular line of Dungeons and Dragons based drinks out now. Behold, and throw a d20 to save:
From Techland here:
Everything about this is glorious – and I’m not even a D&D fan.
The previously announced D&D Soda from Jones is out and ready for order on the company’s Web site. ($10.99 for a six pack, $18.99 for a 12-pack)
Flavors are as follows:
Bigby’s Crushing Thirst Destroyer
Sneak Attack
Potion of Healing
Illithid Brain Juice
Dwarven Draught
Eldritch Blast
Anyone have any idea what these taste like? I’m a little nervous to taste anything with “Dwarven” or “Brain” on the label.
Is 11 bucks too much to pay for a six pack of soda pop? By Merlin’s Beard, I declare NO!
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Korean Robocop Will Forcefeed Chicken Tenders to Your Kids
May 1st
This is fuel for my nightmares. A robocop will show up and insist on having me cook crappy fried chicken-shaped tenders for him in some unidentifiable rendered fat. And he scares the bejeezus out of my kid and absconds with my fridge. Damn you Korean Robocop.
(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...
