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Archive for March, 2010
Something New For Beer
Mar 30th
I’m sitting at a hotel sports bar and I notice that each barstool has a frigid disc embedded in the black granite bar. It’s the chilldisc, a patented frozen disc that keeps your suds cold. Finally there is something new in pubs to keep your beer icy cold.
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Loading ...What You Need is the Clicker and Some Adult Diapers
Mar 24th
Do this. Buy the new Clicker Bottle Opener Remote and then put on your favorite adult diaper, fill up a chest of ice with tasty cheap beer and see how long you can sit in front of your TV.
From Tosh here:
That’s why I’m inventing beer bottles that change the channel on your TV. Because that makes way more sense. They’ll have twist off caps, obviously. Then I’m going to invent a couch that’s actually made of potatoes so when you get hungry, you can just eat the couch itself. Consider your life complete.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...MissAnnex’s Modest Mishaps
Mar 21st
Not one of the best, but she gets an A for bravely doing her best.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Warning! Drunks Crossing the Street!
Mar 10th
A Romanian town has a real problem with drunks getting runned over in the streets while they are staggering home, so they bought some of these signs.
From the Telegraph here:
Street signs warning Romanian drivers to be careful of drunken pedestrians lying on roads were erected by road safety chiefs worried about the “despairing” levels of accidents.
The 10 bright red signs were erected by worried road safety officials in popular areas of the town of Pecica, a village town about 13 miles from the Hungarian border in the country’s west complete with the phrase “Attention – Drunks”.
The 10 road signs, which also show a person crawling on their knees while clutching a glass in one hand, were erected in popular nightspot areas close to the city’s bars and restaurants.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 6) Loading ...If You Belch in the Forest…
Mar 9th
Camping belches are pretty good!
(2 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Nom Nom: The Mc10:35
Mar 9th
The consumerist featured a new top secret sandwich that can only be obtained by a rushed staff during shift change between breatfast and lunch. Its a combnation of the Mcdouble and the McMuffin. WANT!
From Consumerist:
I heard about this from a cashier at one of the local McDonald’s. He said it’s getting kind of a cult following in San Francisco.
1. Go to McD’s right when they are transitioning from breakfast to lunch.2. Order one of the remaining Egg McMuffins from the breakfast menu and also order a McDouble since the lunch menu is now open.
3. Take the egg and Canadian bacon from the Egg McMuffin and put it on the McDouble.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Old School Simpsons Belching Contest
Mar 1st
Just found this on YouTube. The voice sync gets messed up at the end, but this is what the Simpsons looked like 20 years ago on the Tracy Ullman show.
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