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Archive for October, 2009
100 Year Old Whickey Discovered in Antarctica
Oct 28th
Mmmm. 100 year old whiskey…. Bet its yummy. In fact, they are sending a special team to Antarctica to find out how good it is.
From Globalpost here:
This spit of black volcanic rock that juts out along the coast of Antarctica is an inhospitable place. Temperatures drop below –50 Fahrenheit and high winds cause blinding snowstorms. The only neighbors are a colony of penguins that squawk incessantly and leave a pungent scent in their wake.
But if you happen upon the small wooden hut that sits at Cape Royds and wriggled yourself underneath, you’d find a surprise stashed in the foot and a half of space beneath the floorboards. Tucked in the shadows and frozen to the ground are two cases of Scotch whisky left behind 100 years ago by Sir Ernest Shackleton after a failed attempt at the South Pole.
Conservators discovered the wooden cases in January 2006. They were unable to dislodge the crates, but are going in with special tools in January during the Antarctic summer to try to retrieve them. An international treaty dictates that the crates, and any intact bottles that are inside, remain in Antarctica unless they need to be taken off the continent for conservation reasons. The whisky’s condition after a century of freezing and thawing is unknown.
Drunkest Guy Ever in a Silent Film
Oct 25th
The security tapes of a drunk dude trying to buy beer has gone viral. This is a version of that, which I find absolutely hilarious!
Bard Garrett’s New 7-Up Commercial
Oct 22nd
Brad Garrett broke into showbiz doing a 7-up commercial 25 years ago. Now he’s back with one of the funniest commercials for a soft drink I’ve seen in a while. Enjoy.
Gotta Be Both Smooth AND Rich
Oct 19th
The Michelob Amberbock is a good beer, but this commercial is better.
Ho-White and Raspberry Ale
Oct 17th
This print ad below was for Jamieson’s Raspberry Ale in Australia. Disney didn’t like it much, so the ad campaign was suspended.

From the Telegraph here:
The x-rated advertisement, for Jamieson’s Raspberry Ale, depicts the fairytale heroine blowing smoke rings while lying in bed with seven semi-clad dwarves.
In this Disney dystopia, Snow White has been renamed “Ho White”, while the loveable dwarves Sleepy, Happy and Doc are rebranded Filthy, Smarmy and Randy – supposedly to represent different types of drinkers.
The idea was to convince Australian drinkers that the fruit-flavoured beer was “anything but sweet”.
However, the advertisement has reportedly angered Disney, the entertainment giant which licenses Snow White.
Here is another photo of the characters to help you know who’s who.

Pepsi Puts Real Sugar Back into Soft Drinks
Oct 16th
I would love to try one of these new Pepsi products with real sugar in it. Whether this is in response to the whackjobs that think High Fructose Corn Syrup is bad for you or if that ingredient is just too expensive, or if it just tastes better, I’m not sure which. But I like the marketing and will certainly try the product. Check out more here.
So You Can Spit More Quickly
Oct 15th
Emergency Bacon Preparedness Kit
Oct 1st
You need a can opener and this:

Have delicious bacon with these easy to store cans. We’ve taste tested it and loved it!
- Heat pasteurized in a sealed can
- 100% USDA Bacon, Packed in the U.S.
- No refrigeration before opening
- 2-year manufacturer shelf life guarantee. Up to a 10-year shelf life
- Compact and lightweight (only 4.5″ high by 3″ wide and weighs only 9 oz)
- Approximately 50 slices per can
- Great for emergency storage and camping or backpacking
From BePrepared.Com here with thanks to Mary.



