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Archive for June, 2009
Bacon Dental Floss
Jun 29th
Is there nothing bacon can’t make better?
My friend at work came back from vacation with this as a gift for me. It leaves you with a bacon-fresh mouth and clean teeth! Get some of your own here.
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Loading ...Carlsberg Beer Knows Beer Pong
Jun 27th
This is awesome for an awesome beer.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Mountain Dew World of Warcraft Commercial
Jun 17th
If only there were girls on the Internet, and maybe if they drank caffeinated soda pop, and if they were into role playing games, then maybe you would see a commercial like this one… and believe it.
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Jun 16th
I am currently on travel to Shreveport, LA. I stopped into the Blind Tiger pub to have my first cajun meal. Now I realize that bar food is not often the best judge of a category of food, but sometimes it is. In my case, the Blind Tiger was awesome! I loved the blackened catfish, at 9 o’clock on my plate below.
This food was awesome! Starting from the 9:00 position on the plate, I ate the following:
- blackened spicy catfish
- deep fried corn on the cob
- spicy meat pies
- shrimp et touffe
- Jumbalaya
- Crawfish tails
- Cajun dipping sauce
For me, the best part was the fried catfish. I have to stay in Shreveport for two more days and I promised myself that I will eat at least three more helpings of this catfish. YUMM!
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...80′s McDonalds Commercial for Black People
Jun 6th
My assertion is that every commercial McDonalds makes featuring black people dancing and singing or jumping rope is racist. I wrote a blog on that here. This one is no different, except all of the black people have really bizarre hair. From the bald black chick who is dressed like the Hamburgler, the women in the window in curlers and a maid uniform to the jeri-curl-sweater-wearing “big mac man,” the hair is remarkable.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...How to Build an Exploding Drink
Jun 4th
Thanks to Wired Magazine and Neatorama.
1. Shop
Buy the ingredients at your corner store: 2 liters of Diet Coke (warm, diet only because it isn’t sticky), one pack Mentos candy (mint), and some rye whiskey (cheap)… Manhattans also call for a splash of sweet vermouth and 2 small dashes Angostura bitters
2. Prep
Fill an ice tray so that each section is half full of water and stick it in the icebox. Once all of the half-ice cubes have frozen, fill them up to the top placing one candy into each cube. Freeze again.
3. Mix
Combine four cubes and 8 oz. of Diet Coke. Top with 2 oz. of whiskey. The Vermouth and bitters are optional but necessary for an authentic taste. Of course, Manhattans don’t actually ever make use of cola or soda so authenticity has already been sacrificed to the prank. Garnish with a naive smile and serve. Wait five minutes.
4. Flee
When the ice melts enough to expose the dense candy’s gum arabic to the cola, it’ll erupt like a fifth-grade science project.
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