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Archive for March, 2009
Mountain Oysters
Mar 31st
Deep Fried lumps of yummy hang-lows.
There is a similar testicle festival going on right now in Oakdale California. Check out this horribly cliche’d article from the AP:
The fundraising idea may seem a little nuts, but Oakdale’s annual Testicle Festival is always a big hit. On Monday, volunteers with the town’s Rotary Club plan to fry up 400 pounds of the private parts of bulls and serve them to diners who pay $50 apiece for the sit-down meal.
The event, whose proceeds also benefit the Oakland Cowboy Museum, has drawn an average of 450 people and last year raised $28,000.
It’s common practice on cattle ranches for young male bovines to be castrated into steers, which after the initial loss, eventually makes them more docile and easier to handle. Fans of the delicacy, also referred to as “mountain oysters,” come from around the state.
According to Rotarians, everyone who buys a ticket is guaranteed to “have a ball.”
KFC Wants to Fill PotHoles
Mar 27th
Got potholes in your town? Let KFC fill them in!

From the Trib here:
KFC has sent off a letter to the nation’s mayors, offering to patch their potholes for free. Well, the company will leave behind a stenciled brand on the patch informing people the road has been “Re-Freshed by KFC.”
“In honor of our “Fresh Tastes Best” campaign, we want to come and Re-”Fresh” your roads!” KFC president Roger Eaton says in the letter. “Every patched pothole comes with the Colonel’s very own stamp of approval.”
Half Black Presidents Love Fried Chicken
Mar 16th
At least, that is what this German company thought. They even serve the Obama Fingers with a side of curry sauce.

The story behind these tasty vittles is here.
Have Some Chips
Mar 16th
How to Belch Like a Girl
Mar 14th
Or at least like a girl who really knows how to belt one out. This is “FruitLooper.” Enjoy her instructive video below.



