Thanks to Threedonia, here is a miniature stadium built entirely from junk food. It has twinkies, chips, guacomole, salsa, nacho dip and much more, including a Bacon retaining wall to keep the snacks from tumbling onto the field.

You can read all about it at HolyTaco.  My favorite part:

STEP 7 – The Bacon Wall
The bacon wall is the most important part of the stadium, because it keeps the throngs of screaming fans, in this case chips, from falling on the field, in this case the guacamole and salsa.  Insert tooth picks into the first row of twinkies, and then weave the bacon in and out of them, so that it forms a pliable wall.
And here I thought I was being fancy making stuff on toast.