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Archive for October, 2008
Heineken Zen
Oct 28th
Some monks collected a million Heineken beer bottles and build this temple in Thailand.

This would have been much cooler if they had drank all the beer themselves. Thanks to UniqueDaily.
Liquid Smoking: The Drink That Tastes Like Cigarettes?
Oct 27th
As smokers get kicked out of more and more pubs around the world, enterprising companies are trying to come up with the perfect replacement to keep the smokers in the pubs. Now there is “Fag in a Can” drink called Liquid Smoking.

One article here says the drink contains 15% nicotine. But another article here says the drink contains additives from an African plant and is Nicotine-Free.
I wonder whether they are trying to bottle the hot, cool essense of smoking like this:
Or are they bottling the gross, disgusting part like this:

Has anyone tried this concoction? If so, let us know in the comments what it was like.
Cavemen Need Milk
Oct 21st
This commercial is funny as long as you don’t think about it too much. Click below to watch how cavemen deal with a milk bottle.
How did the milk bottle get there? Is it a time traveling milk bottle? Why didn’t a milk bottle that had an easy-opening top travel through time? If the bottle was from their own time, was the milk bottled by Cro Magnon men with a glass blowing operation and a dairy farm? Was that even cow’s milk since cattle were not yet evolved in the time of dinosaurs? Did dinosaurs and humans live together?
Like I said, just don’t think about it.
Use Pecans Because Squirrels Like Nuts
Oct 14th
Shh. Hear that? Its dinner! P-Kow! Now get in there and make me some squirrel melts!
If I cleared the trees around my home, I could eat squirrel melts for a month.
Hello Savannah Ostler
Oct 11th
She declares herself to be a natural belcher, and I have to agree. Go Savannah, Go. click below to enjoy.
Peanut Butter for People Not Allowed to Have Knives
Oct 6th
The perfect peanut butter for prisoners, mental health patients and mopey teenage cutters. They will no longer have to shove their hands into a peanut butter jar up to the wrist to scoop out the brown yummy paste for their sandwiches with their two-fingered knife substitutes. Now they just unwrap the sliced peanut butter and toss it on wonder bread!
The PBSlices homepage is here, with thanks to Neatorama for the link.


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