about 9 months ago - No comments
It is usually pretty easy to get chicks to drop trou by feeding them Apple Martinis- simple vodka and sour pucker mix. Now getting those girls to say yes will be just a little easier with this tasty new Vodka: And it comes in three flavors too- regular, chiffon and devil food’s cake. Check out…
about 1 year ago - No comments
Saw my pal Becca tweet this- Bacon infused vodka at the beer kitchen- Kansas City, MO. What is better than beer+meat together?
about 1 year ago - No comments
CSPI threatened to sue McDonalds because they said that the company giving toys to children was akin to “the effect of conscripting America’s children into an unpaid drone army of word-of-mouth marketers.” To which McDonalds replied: “Internet sites, blogs and network surveys suggest that public opinion is running overwhelmingly against your premise,” McDonalds CEO Jim…
about 1 year ago - No comments
This is fuel for my nightmares. A robocop will show up and insist on having me cook crappy fried chicken-shaped tenders for him in some unidentifiable rendered fat. And he scares the bejeezus out of my kid and absconds with my fridge. Damn you Korean Robocop.
about 1 year ago - No comments
The consumerist featured a new top secret sandwich that can only be obtained by a rushed staff during shift change between breatfast and lunch. Its a combnation of the Mcdouble and the McMuffin. WANT! From Consumerist: I heard about this from a cashier at one of the local McDonald’s. He said it’s getting kind of…
about 2 years ago - No comments
Awesome news item in the paper. This is how much people value those McD’s Value Menu items: see more Epic Fails
about 2 years ago - No comments
I argued with myself for a while about which page I should post this to- this page since this video is about fast food mascots on a drug-fueled binge, or my BelchSpeak because I like to feature music, but I really don’t like the song that much. So I am putting this on both blogs!…
about 2 years ago - 1 comment
Bacon flavored Vodka. Is this the next best drink? If Muslims were vampires, would this be their holy water? Check out some of the recipes- The bacon-flavored bloody mary looks awesome: Bakon Mary 1 oz. to 1½ oz. Bakon Vodka in a Highball glass filled with ice. Fill glass with tomato juice 1 dash celery…
about 2 years ago - No comments
Specifically earworms. Catchiest song ever sung by a stuffed, wall-mounted fish. Enjoy.
about 3 years ago - No comments
The shrinking dollar has caused gasoline prices to spike and now this truly American tragedy. MickeyD’s is sacking the doublecheeseburger from the dollar menu. The cheesiest, meatiest, yummiest thing that is produced by that company has just gone up in price, according to the Consumerist here. Actually, I was surprised that it took this long,…
about 3 years ago
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
PATRICK. That is DISGUSTING!