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Archive for January, 2008
Best SuperBowl Guacamole
Jan 31st
If you are planning on having a delicious guacamole dip for your SuperBowl party, be sure to use Alton Brown’s recipe from the Food Network. It really is the very best and it tastes great with your favorite corn chips.

3 Haas avocados, halved, seeded and peeled
1 lime, juiced
1/2 teaspoon kosher salt
1/2 teaspoon ground cumin
1/2 teaspoon cayenne
1/2 medium onion, diced
2 Roma tomatoes, seeded and diced
1 tablespoon chopped cilantro
1 clove garlic, mincedIn a large bowl place the scooped avocado pulp and lime juice, toss to coat. Drain, and reserve the lime juice, after all of the avocados have been coated. Using a potato masher add the salt, cumin, and cayenne and mash. Then, fold in the onions, tomatoes, cilantro, and garlic. Add 1 tablespoon of the reserved lime juice. Let sit at room temperature for 1 hour and then serve.
Double Dip Your Chips for the SuperBowl Party
Jan 31st
You remember the Seinfeld episode where Costanza blatantly flaunts the fact that he is double dipping his chips into the party dip? Some clueless frat boys at Clemson, having recently watched a Seinfeld marathon on their local UPN affiliate, decided to use that episode as their thesis paper so they can graduate and have something to show for having wasted 4 years’ worth of their parents’ money on tuition.

That Times story is here. SoGoodBlog has this to say about it:
“On average, the students found that three to six double dips transferred about 10,000 bacteria from the eater’s mouth to the remaining dip. Each cracker picked up between one and two grams of dip. That means that sporadic double dipping in a cup of dip would transfer at least 50 to 100 bacteria from one mouth to another with every bite.”
Artistic Black and White Belching
Jan 29th
A YouTuber by the handle of Windrifter3 went completely artistic by making this video in black and white. With the trimmed goatee he looks like Dante from Clerks. This is short and sweet, and right to the point.
How to Test Drive a New Camera
Jan 29th
The first thing you should obviously do is film yourself ripping a couple of righteous burps! These boys did so on the way home from school. Odd video effects, however, but great belching.
Phil’s Awesome Burp Movie
Jan 29th
Phil Dempster plays multiple roles in his all belch-talking short movie below. Awesome belches and clever use of stunt doubles!
Grilled Cheese Sandwiches Makes Happy Babies
Jan 22nd
One of the best things on the planet is a good grilled cheese sandwich, as this baby at the end of this commercial wholeheartedly agrees.
Burger King’s Kung Fu Chicken
Jan 22nd
I love the new commercial for BK’s new spicy chicken sandwich. Click it below to enjoy.
Bayou Fireworks with Skeeters and Tabasco
Jan 22nd
This is a great commercial that is getting lots of air time as the Super Bowl approaches. Tabasco has been a staple of American foods for a long time and their homepage is here. Enjoy.
Gingerbread Houses are for Chicks. Men Want Meat Houses!
Jan 22nd
This is a fantabulous dietary daisy-cutter bomb of greasy delight, baked at 90 minutes at 425. Its made of bacon, sausage, and more sausage.


Thanks to EasyJo.Com by way of Neatorama.
The Belching Baby Mama
Jan 20th
This is Ivy and her cute baby. One of them will let out a raucus eruption. Click the video to find out which one!
April’s Triumphant Eruption
Jan 18th
This is April and she has a little something to share. Click on the video to enjoy.
Aubrie’s Dr. Pepper Belch
Jan 18th
The belch itself is not that great, but she’s cute and it looks like terrific product placement if you are a Dr. Pepper fan like I am. Click to enjoy.
The Belching NoseRing
Jan 18th
This is Centrilius. He has stringy, uncombed hair, boogers of steel and a webcam. And he belches pretty well too. Click to enjoy.
Booger Meets the Master
Jan 9th
This is an awesome clip from Revenge of the Nerds 2. Dudley Dawson meets the zen master of grossness. Click the video below to enjoy.
Drink a Chelada
Jan 7th
Anheuser Busch has a brand new tasty beverage on the market for the Latino community. Its the Chelada. It’s Budweiser beer mixed with tomato juice and clam juice.

No word as yet if this comes with a barf bag.
Beer Advocate’s users are mixed on the taste.
JJeep said:
I have been drinking red beer for years…finally, I can buy it at the store ready to drink! This beer has an excellent taste. I love it!It has a full body taste with an added dash of salt and lime. It has a great after taste. I could drink this all day!
Thank you Anheuser Busch!
SetarconeX said:
Looks almost exactly like a glass of cranberry ginger ale. In retrospect, I much rather would have had a glass of that. Smells strongly of tomato juice, and slightly of clams, which is what I remember Clamato smelling like. Has a strange soda-like fizz to it as well.Tastes a lot like someone was going to make a Bloody Mary, but couldn’t find any vodka, so they used Budweiser instead. Then used way too much salt. Then decided to juice assorted sea creatures into the mix. The lime the can claims is in there seems strangely nonexistent. If it did exist, I’m not sure it would help.
I’ve never had the misfortune of drinking a glass of fish blood, but I expect this is what it tastes like.
This is not a beer. This is the worst Bloody Mary ever created. Avoid it like the plague.
AlexJ said:
Only sampled a very small glass at a neighbors on Thanksgiving. Red and cloudy, like tomato soup with Srpite and milk mixed in.Aroma is like concentrated Long Island Sound. Brine and spice with a distince dead sea creature nuance.
Flavor is so bad I can scarsely describe it. Pain. Fear. Agony. This is what cancer tastes like.
Body is akin to tomato soup mixed with Diet Sprite. Filthy and undrinkable.
Jack Daniels Legends
Jan 4th
Neatorama has a great post about the Tennessee whiskey maker here. Check it out!

Jack Daniel had a brilliant mind for marketing. Even as a youngster, Jack understood that if people remembered him, they would remember his whiskey. To that end, he decked himself out in a formal knee-length coat, a vest, a tie, and a wide-brim planter’s hat, and was never caught out of “uniform” again.
Jack also established the Jack Daniel’s Silver Cornet Band – a 10-member outfit solely devoted to promoting his whiskey across the countryside. With uniforms and instruments from the Sears & Roebuck catalog and a specially designed wagon for traveling, Jack made sure the band played every saloon opening, Fourth of July celebration, and political rally around.
I usually don’t drink much of the stuff, preferring beer. Its great for cooking and barbecuing though!



