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Archive for November, 2007
Thief Steals Trailer Load of Guinness Kegs
Nov 29th
Wow, I’m surprised this doesn’t happen more often. There is not much in the way of security at most beer distributors.

From Reuters here:
A thief made off with 180 kegs of Guinness beer after smoothly driving into the Dublin brewery which makes the black stout and snatching a trailer load of drink, police said on Thursday.
The lone raider’s haul also contained 180 kegs of Budweiser and 90 barrels of Carlsberg lager, police said.
“A man drove into the yard in a truck and took a trailer containing the drink which has an estimated value of 64,000 euros (46.000 pounds),” a police spokesman said.
That Budweiser is the good stuff too. Bud in the UK tastes so much better than it does here in the US because they use more alcohol, which gives the familiar beer the full-bodied flavor it deserves.
Toxic Belch
Nov 24th
I don’t know what this guy ate, but I think he’s happy to have burped it up. This one roars. Click the video to enjoy.
Canadian Big Rig Truckers Do It
Nov 24th
Well, of course they do. Its like baby pigeons- everyone knows they exist but haven’t seen one. Well, here now is a Canadian trucker blowing a belch. Click the vid to enjoy.
Daddy Burps While the Baby Laughs!
Nov 16th
This is so cute and hilarious! I have a kid just about the same age, but he won’t laugh at my burps. But this baby thinks its hilarious, and is laughing so hard I’m afraid he may end up stuttering.
Click the video to enjoy. Best of the Best! 
Belches on Angels’ Wings
Nov 16th
This is Amy. She can really belch, and she proves it over and over again in this video below. Click the video to enjoy.
Save the Jack!
Nov 16th
100 Year Old Jack Daniels Whiskey may be poured down the drain because the person selling it didn’t have a license to do so. This would be a travesty.
3 Liters of Jack?
From the AP here:
Here’s a sobering thought: Hundreds of bottles of Jack Daniel’s whiskey, some of it almost 100 years old, may be unceremoniously poured down a drain because authorities suspect it was being sold by someone without a license.
Officials seized 2,400 bottles late last month during warehouse raids in Nashville and Lynchburg.Tennessee law requires officials to destroy whiskey that cannot be sold legally in the state, such as bottles designed for sale overseas and those with broken seals.
The estimated value of the liquor is $1 million, possibly driven up by the value of the antique bottles, which range from 3-liter bottles to half-pints.
One seized bottle dates to 1914, with its seal unbroken. Elks said it is worth $10,000 on the collectors market. Investigators are looking into whether the liquor was being sold for the value of the bottles rather than the whiskey.
Great Shaolin Pepsi Commercial
Nov 14th
This is a really cool commercial for Pepsi. A boy wants to learn Kung Fu so he joins the Shaolin monastery. Watch the video below to see his training.
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Amazing Guiness Commercial
Nov 8th
Good things come to those who wait. The same can be said for this amazing commercial for Guinness, which features some people tumbling dominoes, which then escalates into suitcases, flaming bales of hay, upended cars and finally, a large pint glass made from books, whose flipping pages looks like the glass is being filled with the magic dark ale.
Click the video below to enjoy.
Belching Bikini Babe
Nov 2nd
This is KiKi, and she has great talent. She can fill out a bikini and can belch on command. Not too shabby, either. Click on the video to enjoy!
Beer is Best After a Workout?
Nov 2nd
I always thought this might be the case.

A scientific study has shown that beer after a workout helps speed recovery. From the Register here:
Almost exactly a month after we leared that drinking beer makes you clever, a Spanish scientist has proved that the golden grog is also better at rehydrating the human body after exercise.
Manuel J Castillo Garzón, Professor of Human Physiology from Spain’s University of Granada, got a bunch of students to run around in temperatures of 40°C then gave half of them a half-pint of beer while the rest got the same amount of water.
The Spanish prof reckons the bubbles and carbohydrates in beer help quench the thirst and replace lost calories, according to The Telegraph.
And of course, you could just skip the exercising altogether and not have to worry about hydrating at all.
FlashBeer
Nov 2nd
Meet Kevin. He desperately wants a job at Carlton brewery, but he just doesn’t have the experience. But he has heart. And drive. And dammit, he knows how to dance and has the drive to take what he deserves in life. Click below to enjoy.

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