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Archive for September, 2007
Jones Soda Getting a Bit Carried Away?
Sep 28th
Jones Soda is the overpriced soft drink soda maker from Seattle. They are famous for making drinks flavored with real life things you don’t want to drink- like turkey drumsticks. And green bean casserole. And pumpkin pie.

Now they are out with new drinks sure to show their outright hatred for their customers- Sweat, Turf and Dirt flavors.
From BusinessWeek here:
Ever wonder what the Seahawks’ locker room tastes like after a big game? Apparently, Jones Soda Co. thinks Seattle NFL fans want to know. The company started taking online pre-orders Thursday for a five-pack of sodas with flavors it says reflect the hard work of professional football players.
Clare Bowles, a spokeswoman for the Seattle-based company, said the four literally named flavors — Dirt, Sports Cream, Perspiration and Natural Field Turf — are “pretty lifelike.”
“Perspiration Soda is kind of salty tasting,” she said, with a slightly higher sodium content than the average soda, with a smooth, “stinky football sock” finish.
A sip of Sports Cream Soda conjures up the experience of rubbing ointment into an aching muscle, while Natural Field Turf Soda is like “playing tackle football, and you get tackled really hard, you’re down on the ground and you get a little bit of the grass in your teeth,” Bowles said.
The only sweet soda of the bunch, Sweet Victory, has a berry flavor.
Each bottle features the photo of a Seattle Seahawks player. Limited quantities of the five-pack will be sold in select stores starting Oct. 1.
In May, Jones Soda announced it won a five-year contract to sell nonalcoholic beverages at the Seahawks’ home stadium, Qwest Field, beating out The Coca-Cola Co.
I wonder if they have a “failure” flavor yet, because I’m pretty sure they might be tasting that.
Top 30 Best Performing Beers
Sep 28th
I found this list over at BeerChurch here. You should click the logo below and go check them out and consider joining or forming your own BeerChurch chapter.
The list below really represents the best sales increase from 2005 to 2006. It is an indication of the best performance, not necessarily best taste. However, beer is indeed about the taste, which is why there is no surprise that one of my favorites, Blue Moon, is near the top. Red Stripe is also doing quite well.
For the Top 30 Beer Brand Performers ranking, IRI analyzed volume growth, share of segment trends, everyday base pricing, and incremental sales growth in 2006 versus 2005 to determine the brands with the strongest performance in the beer industry.
“The outstanding group of beer brands in this year’s top 30 ranking is a great representation of the big trends in 2006,” said Bump Williams, general manager, IRI Beer, Wine and Spirits Practice. “Consumers are definitely willing to pay premium price for their favorite brands, with 21 of the top 30 performers being high-end brands that include 14 imports, 6 craft brands, and one malternative.
Manufacturers are also meeting the ever-changing tastes of consumer demands with their new product innovations. The key now is getting the proper amount of shelf space and distribution in the right stores to support these power brands.”
Notables, such as Bud Light, Pabst Blue Ribbon and Coors Light are on the list, but the coveted No. 1 brand goes to import beer, Newcastle Brown Ale, brewed by Scottish and Newcastle Importers. Import beer brands have a very strong showing in the ranking this year with such brands as Modelo Especial, Stella Artois, Corona Light, Guinness Draught and Beck’s. Craft beers also remain popular with Samuel Adams Seasonal, New Belgium Fat Tire Amber Ale, Sierra Nevada Pale Ale and Shiner Bock among the brands making the list. Of course, domestic brands will never go out of style. Busch Light, Natural Light, Yuengling Traditional Lager and Steel Reserve High Gravity Lager remain strong brands.
The Top 30 Beer Brand Performers ranking is designed to highlight the brands that experienced significant year-over-year growth across total U.S. supermarkets in 2006. In addition to looking at volume and dollar sales, IRI also examined pricing, share growth and incremental volume and dollar contribution.
Rank Beer Brand
1 Newcastle Brown Ale
2 Modelo Especial
3 Samuel Adams Seasonal
4 Blue Moon Belgium White Ale
5 Stella Artois
6 Corona Light
7 Smirnoff Twisted V Variety Pack
8 Guinness Draught
9 Corona Extra
10 Pacifico
11 Red Stripe
12 Keystone Light
13 Dos Equis XX Special Lager
14 Negra Modelo
15 Busch Light
16 Yuengling Traditional Lager
17 New Belgium Fat Tire Amber Ale
18 Natural Light
19 Bud Light
20 Samuel Adams Boston Lager
21 Heineken
22 Sierra Nevada Pale Ale
23 Shiner Bock
24 Widmer Hefeweizen
25 Steel Reserve High Gravity Lager
26 Beck’s
27 Saint Pauli Girl
28 Pabst Blue Ribbon
29 Coors Light
30 Guinness Extra Stout
Real Men of Genius Compilation
Sep 21st
Some of my favorite commercials are for Bud and Bud Light featuring the singing tributes of the Real Men of Genius. There are 6 minutes of them in the video below, and my absolute favorite is the last one. Click it below to enjoy.
Claymation Belching Contest
Sep 20th
This is one of the most awesome videos I have put on Belch.Com. Im a total sucker for homemade claymation with awesome belches. Way to go, Roger!
Click the video below to enjoy. 
Aussie Effie’s Effervescent Efforts
Sep 14th
I usually don’t post videos if the video quality is substandard, such as taken on a cellphone or a low frame-rate. But this one is an exception because the sound quality is excellent. Click below to enjoy Effie’s belches.
Belches of the FlavorGodz
Sep 14th
This guy may not have incredible skills with his belching, but his editing skills for the video really make this one work. Click below to enjoy.
Belching to Mozart
Sep 14th
Take one woman, add hot red dress, mix in generous helping of Mozart and top off with gross belches, and you get this excellent video by Deanna.
JenniferWasHere’s Belch Attempts
Sep 14th
JenniferWasHere is attempting to respond to one of the many burp contests going on with YouTube. Here is her video, in which her belching is aided by Pepsi and Marlboro.
Belch Fighting Brothers
Sep 14th
This video definitely gets more funny as it goes along. At one point a belch is tossed so hard that it almost knocks the other brother out! Click below to enjoy.
Refreshingly Frank Commercials
Sep 8th
This is a great series of commercials for a ginger-based soft drink which highlights how refreshing frankness can be in daily life. Click the video below to enjoy.





