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Archive for August, 2007
Labatts Reminds You- Its Saturday!
Aug 31st
This is a great video promoting Labatts Blue Beer. Its Saturday. The fish are biting. Click below to enjoy.
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Loading ...Rolling Rock Man Thong
Aug 31st
This has been out for a while, and I have no idea why I haven’t added it before now. Its an awesome commercial for Rolling Rock featuring a “European” company that requires men to wear thongs. Click it below to enjoy!
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Mopey Emo Girly Boys Do It
Aug 29th
This is LarryBoi88. I’m sure he put the “boi” part in his name to avoid any confusion with his gender, seeing how he looks like an ugly chick with sideburns and sparkly drippings on his lips. But besides wanting to cut himself to show you he feels pain inside, he can also burp. Just don’t ask what it was that made him burp.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Awesome Heineken Keg Robot Chick
Aug 29th
I think this is fantastic work by the admakers to promote the new Heineken Keg. It features a green robotic hottie who produces a keg of beer from her abdomen. And the music is kinda neat too. Click the video below to enjoy!
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Le Burps Du Zoopsia
Aug 22nd
This is Zoopsia. She has some air bubbles that come out slowly at first, but really get going at the ten second mark. Enjoy.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...The Guys of YouTube Respond to the Girls
Aug 22nd
This one just wasn’t quite up to the same level as the girls’ effort, but its good and here it is. Click the vid for the response.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...The Girls of YouTube Belch
Aug 15th
This is a great compilation video of the Girls of Youtube getting together to try to beat the guys in belching. It is great production quality, and it has earned the best of tag. Great job Nutcheese!
Click the video below to enjoy.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Blake Blows a Belch
Aug 15th
Not too bad, but the video quality could be better. Here is Blake and his giant afro producing a gut blast.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Emo Chicks Do It and Get Stuff on Their Faces
Aug 15th
The goth/emo chick emerges from the darkned lair and produces this mating call.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 6) Loading ...Wicked Pepsi Burp
Aug 10th
I don’t think this is an “authorized” ad for Pepsi, but its very well done and quite amusing. Check it out by clicking on the video below.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 6) Loading ...Crank Yankers Belching
Aug 10th
I don’t know how long this will stay online, but check out this funny video from Comedy Central’s Crank Yankers. Its Jim Florentine calling a drug rehab center asking for a job.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Red Stripe Boo! Videos
Aug 8th
Redstripe beer has been busy, snapping up domains to host silly and hilarious flash movies of things that get boo’ed before beer is cheered.
Check out the Search Engine here.
One video hates lights that hates plants.
The next video is a little down on the Renfair.
And lastly, everyone hates unwelcome physical contact.
You can even make your own Boo! banner for your website, like the one I made below.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Beer and the Buffalo Theory
Aug 7th
From Internet Lore, but it really belongs on Belch.com.
I have not seen anyone explain this as well as Cliff Clavin, on “Cheers.” One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. and here’s how he explained it:
“Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this… A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
“In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.”
(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...If a Camper Burps in the Woods
Aug 6th
Does it make a noise? You betcha. Lain ripped a couple of them in the great outdoors. Click the vid below to enjoy.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Mountain Dew Ferret Commercial
Aug 6th
I just love the fact that ferrets are much more vicious than Grizzlies. Click the video below to enjoy.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Free Drinks on AmTrak
Aug 2nd
AmTrak is offering up to a C-Note’s worth of free booze on their overnight trains. I reckon you need to bring your own alka-seltzer for the hangover.
From the AP here:
Amtrak is trying to gin up new business by offering $100 in free alcohol to customers on some overnight trains. The national passenger rail company is making the unusual offer to promote a new high-end service being offered on a trial basis for certain sleeper car trips.
Members of Amtrak’s guest rewards program—the railroad equivalent of frequent fliers—can get a $100 per person credit for alcohol between November and January.
The offer of free drinks comes on top of the dinner wine that is already included in the cost of a ticket for GrandLuxe trips on the California Zephyr—chugging between Chicago and San Francisco—the Southwest Chief between Chicago and Los Angeles, or the Silver Meteor between Washington, D.C., and Miami or Orlando, Fla.
At about $6 for a house wine or $7 for a top-shelf scotch, that credit could fuel a long ride.
I tend to get motion sick on trains if I am on them for a long time. I imagine a hundred bucks of free booze wouldn’t help that queasy feeling very much.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Stuffed Elephant Watches You Burp
Aug 2nd
Italian Coolburper does his thing here. Note the look of horror and surprise on the stuffed critter on the shelf behind him.
I posted this one mostly due to the insistence from the Italian Coolburper himself, who has “urged” me over the past few days to give his submission due consideration. Below is one of his latest emails:
Please post one of my videos. And, I thought your website was BELCH.com, so why do u have crap like “The Baconator” on it? It’s just hard to believe that a video about double bacon on a hamburger got posted over my steller burping videos!
First of all, this is indeed Belch.com, which is my site and I put on it what I want. Secondly, burgers are quite handy at inducing belches, which is why I put the wildly popular commercial for the Baconator on the page. Thirdly, many more people have enjoyed the Baconator video than Italian Coolburper’s video according to the hit counts on YouTube. And lastly, while this video does indeed display some great belching talent, I would not go as far as labeling it “stellar.” I have a category on the right hand column called “Best of the Best.” I would suggest that these be reviewed for examples of “stellar” belches.
That is all. Thank Yew.
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