Archive for July, 2007

The Baconator!

Of course you need a half pound burger with more bacon that a breakfast buffet.  You can only get it from Wendy’s, and its called the Baconator!

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Giant Mutant Japanese Pizza Hut Gut Bomb

Dear God, its the godzilla of Pizza Pie.  If you took a fast food restaurant, mutated it with radioactive goo, and allowed it to rise from the sea of Japan on the big screen every few years, this is what you would have:  The Double Roll Pie!

 

This is a cheese pizza from pizza hut, surrounded by pigs in blankets, topped with hamburger patties, peas, carrots, bacon, onions, peppers and sausage.  And some tomatoes too.  It has 650 calories per slice.  And its available in all of the Japanese Pizza Huts.  And I hope they stay there!  Go to Geeksaresexy for the rest of the details.

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Awesome Special Belching Effects

This video is pretty awesome.  It shows a couple of kids belching, like most videos here, but this is a twist in that they play with special effects software to give the video a haunted, bizarro-world feel to it.  Click the video to enjoy.

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Anti-Islamic Ice Cream

Hands off you muslims! This ice cream is not for you!

A Rehoboth Beach ice cream parlor has created the ultimate in heart-attack desserts! Bacon Chunk Ice Cream! Mmmm!

From the WaPo here:

The cooler at Udder Delight in Rehoboth Beach contains some of owner Chip Hearn’s unusual ice cream flavors, including bacon and barbecue.

On a day trip from Bear, Del., Linus and her friend Leigh Ann McDonough, 24, flip-flopped into the otherwise old-fashioned ice cream parlor thinking icy-cold mango smoothies. But Udder Delight owner Chip Hearn steered them to an impromptu taste test of his newest creations — one of which may be the world’s first barbecue-flavored ice cream. The other test flavors: a chunky bacon ice cream and a pale-red Cackalacky Spice Sauce ice cream.

Linus licks the bacon ice cream. “Not bad,” she says. But she’s not big on the frozen bits of bacon. McDonough thinks it tastes a little like butter pecan and kind of likes it.

Udder Delight is at the corner of Rehoboth Avenue and Triple Bypass, across from Hooters

Good thing its close to Triple Bypass. You may need one if you eat too many of these.

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Shotgun a Beer in Korean Market

This is a bit odd.  A shirtless man standing in a Korean market, shotgunning some unrecognizable beer.  The belch is excellent.  Click the video to watch.

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Rolling Rock Belching Parody

This is an excellent 30-second spot for Rolling Rock. A shrewish wife is making her man’s ears bleed until he comes up with a pointed retort. Click it below to watch.

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The Burp Movie

This movie makes just as much sense as that Budweiser commercial where the brothers are hanging out, having a bud and screaming wahhhhh! into the phone. But its with burps. Click it to enjoy it.

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Clair the Sunburned Belcher

This is Clair.  She has a small camera, a sunburn, and a bathroom in which to film the video below.  Click it to see some decent belching.

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Seven Amazingly Disgusting Belching Minutes

The video below is three months of belching by new Mom the Belch Queen, and it contains some of the most disgusting belches ever recorded.  Seriously.  What is worse than diarrhea?  How about a hot chick belching out the phrase diarrhea?  Yeah, its worse.  The Belch Queen does it with kids in her arms, and beers in her mitts.  She is the absolute undefeated queen of belching on this site so far.  Click below to enjoy over and over again.

   

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He’s Busting Out

I really don’t know what to make of this video.  Its a big man, busting out of his costume, singing “I gotta be me” and then belching. 

Yeah, I know, the description is beyond belief.  But here is the video for this.  Just click it below.

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