Archive for June, 2007

Deep Tones for Curly Topped Belcher

The video quality is not spectacular in this clip from YouTube, but the sound quality is outstanding.  Click the video below to hear this curly-haired dude really belt out a deep rumbling burp.

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Cutest Burping Evah!

This is three-year-old Rebecca, chugging what looks like lemonade and burping some small, but cute, belches for her doting and proud Momma!  Click the video below to enjoy.

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Aubrey Belches Words and Stuff

This is Aubrey.  She has some outstanding talent and can really punch out some belches and words.  Great diction, bass and all-around intonation.  Best of the Best. 

Click the video below to enjoy.

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Meet Stunter’s Breathy Burps

These may not be the longest, nor the loudest, but Stunter and her Breathy Burps is definitely not to be missed.  Click on the video below to enjoy.

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Kari’s Short, Excellent Belch

This girl really knows how to get her point across with no superfluous chatter.  Click the video below to see what I mean.

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Gross Belching Slideshow

Okay, normally I don’t post photo slideshows, but this one is pretty foul.  And somehow funny.  Be warned, it shows lots of people hurling-  which is why belching is so important. You have to burp and taste it, not puke and waste it.  Just watch the video below.

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Mr. Fatality Does Small Burps Too

Definitely the oddest dude to ever make belch videos, Mr. Fatality is back, but this time he keeps his shirt on and he performs a series of short belches followed by a thunderous rolling eruption.  Click on the video to watch.

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Ben’s Biggest Burp

This is Ben.  He posted a video on YouTube of his biggest burp evah, and you should click the video to watch it because he really wants you to.

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Drink PowerThirst Energy Drink

Be Uncomfortably Energetic!  Harness the power of 400 babies that will be able to run like a Kenyan!  Click the video below to learn more.

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Belching Orchestral Performance

Actually, its just a demonstration and a tribute to “Gastro Gastreau,” the famous composer who wrote an orchestral piece consisting of nothing but burps and wind.  Click the video below to watch.

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Belching Bros Torment Mom

This video is hilarious because the Belching Frat Boys appear to be home for a birthday party and simply begin to torment Mom by belching at her, chasing her around the kitchen and threatening to upload the video to YouTube.  I gotta give this one a Best of the Best Tag. 

 Click the video below to enjoy.

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Pepsi Ice Cucumber- Mmmm, Good!

Seriously, have the folks at Pepsi completely run out of ideas? They have taken artificial cucumber flavoring, a dash of Pepsi, and stuck it in a bottle to sell to the Japanese. And I think they like it!

From the Washington Post here:

Japanese are staying cool as a cucumber this summer with “Pepsi Ice Cucumber” _ a new soda based on the crisp green gourd.

The soft drink, which hit stores here on Tuesday, doesn’t actually have any cucumber in it _ but has been artificially flavored to resemble “the refreshing taste of a fresh cucumber,” said Aya Takemoto, spokeswoman of Japan’s Pepsi distributor, Suntory Ltd.

“We wanted a flavor that makes people think of keeping cool in the summer heat,” Takemoto said. “We thought the cucumber was just perfect.”

The mint-colored soda is on sale just for the summer and only in Japan, Takemoto said. She said initial sales were brisk, and Suntory aims to sell 200,000 cases over the next three months.

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Arroto Eructo Ariba!

Not the worst, but not too shabby either.  Click the video below to see this foreign kid pump one out.

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New Sierra Mist Flavor for the Summer

Sierra Mist Lemon Squeeze. Jim Gaffigan is back to explain it, but is that the Holiday Hawk doing a fly-by? Click the video below to watch.

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Boost Plus Really Gives You a Lift

Im not too sure how much of this is true, or whether this is clever marketing strategy- But a man in New York is suing the maker of Boost Plus because it gave him a never-ending stiffy.

From the AP here:

A man has sued the maker of the health drink Boost Plus, claiming the vitamin-enriched beverage gave him an erection that would not subside and caused him to be hospitalized.

The lawsuit filed by Christopher Woods of New York said he bought the nutrition beverage made by the pharmaceutical company Novartis AG at a drugstore on June 5, 2004, and drank it.

Woods’ court papers say he woke up the next morning “with an erection that would not subside” and sought treatment that day for the condition, called severe priapism.

They say Woods, 29, underwent surgery for implantation of a Winter shunt, which moves blood from one area to another.

The lawsuit says Woods later had problems that required a hospital visit and penile artery embolization, a way of closing blood vessels. Closing off some blood flow prevents engorgement and lessens the likelihood of an erection.

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Burps Gonna Knock You Out

Not too sure what this is.  Seems like teen angst is also alive and well in the UK.  This BBC show shows some kids arguing over burping in each others’ faces, and it made me laugh.  Click the movie to enjoy

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Mr. Fatality’s Creepy Eye Burps

This is Mr. Fatality.  He is a dapper dude that loves to make really odd faces and burp into a webcam.  Show him some respect and click the video below.

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Bud Light Swear Jar

Its one thing to have a swear jar at the cube-farm that you call work.  Its quite another to have a swear jar dedicated to buying the whole office cases of Bud Light.  Click the video below to see this awesome f@*%ing commercial.

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