The Silver Bullet Train ran away in the rail yard and smashed into a locomotive. Foamy beer spilled everywhere. But this brings up something interesting I didn’t know. Coors must not bottle all of their beer at the brewery. For some reason they ship some out in old rusty railroad cars. I thought their beer tasted a little metallic.

From the AP here:
A string of runaway rail cars spilled beer in downtown Denver Wednesday after they crashed into a parked locomotive and derailed.
A switch engine was assembling a train around 4:30 a.m. when the crew lost control of the 34 cars, which rolled downhill into the stationary locomotive.
A tanker car carrying Coors beer overturned and spilled its contents onto the rail yard, Forsberg said. Another car carrying asphalt was damaged and leaked.

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